Stock market crash preparation

I don't know shit about when it going down but I want to be prepared to make the most money out of it when it does.

So, what stocks are the best stocks to short during a crash and what are the best to buy when they start to settle again?

Also as someone who's never witnessed one properly how long do they really last until stocks start to recover? A week? Few days?

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I give it another year. You won't be making money off this one, I'll tell you that. Food, water, essential supplies, the works. Don't be an idiot.

Praise the cuckgong

dividend aristocrats have historically outperformed the market during recessions

Let's fight nigga, my Cuc vs your SuY

Praise the cuckgong

ENB

The fucking leafs need to lay some pipe

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