What's the most rare/valuable item you own?

Lol would be funny if that tag said sorcerer's stone

It wouldn't be funny, then OP would own something with real value.

And remember also post your address and home-away hours

>pic related
Wait, really?

Thats hot. Do they smell?

AIDS. It's a really rare mutation I've got. Too much time on all fours in the early 90s

Kek my first Jow Forums was selling those bra and panties online. The chincs make better looking certificates now so I quit but yeah it paid for beer every weekend in college

McMansion, $1.2 million

How the fuck would you even certify a pair of panties?
Ask Emma if she pissed on them?

Seems like a scam desu.

100% scam, the gold seal isn't even embossed.

cringe

this image is top fucking shelf

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>Ask Emma if she pissed on them?
Imagine the smell.

But then you could do DNA testing at least.

>DNA
>in piss
Stick to trading crypto sir

Yacht, 60k

Let's see the stains.

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There is DNA in urine you absolute moron, although the bacteria in most peoples urine deterioate it to a point where it's harder to develop a profile.

Please to buy link sir

Get rekt so hard you show your true shit in street colors lmao

look at the piss expert over here kek

Hey man when you got a piss-fetish you gotta know your piss.

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Absolutely disgusting. The absolute state of humanity

Seeing as my body and mind are exclusive to me and thus are my property overwhich I maintane dominion, then the answer is obvious, OP.

how much for a sniff

AHHHH ILL BUY THEM, GIVE ME YOUR PRICE

OP is a faggot this photo has been shared before.

Just imagine how cum crusted this is by now.

It’s in a bank safe. In Switzerland

Emma Watson is a feminazi cunt and should be raped by a pack of rapefugee sandniggers.

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fren i'm not judging

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deez nuts nigga