Laundering Bitcoin

I'd like to know this answer as well
I'd literally bring millions to their economy as long I know I'm free and not getting assfucked

Gold is a good recommendation US can't track that unless you purchase over a kilo at a time

gold is ok but see Lurking with interest for suggestions related to this

Fuck off FBI/IRS. Go ask reddit

I hope bitcoin gets free market investment options
I used to make ok money lending to margin traders until US gov made that illegal and I cashed out of the exchange and went dark
I've heard blockfi is starting a bitcoin savings account with interest but that's centralized and under US jurisdiction

not necessarily, open consultant firm, offer security consulting for exorbitant prices, make up fake contracts oversees, pay taxes, done.

got to Switzerland and use the kyc-free Bitcoin ATMs. If you want to you can open a swiss bank account. Done.

fuck off IRS you'll never learn our secrets

do the swiss accounts come wit c/d cards?

>if they audit they can't disprove my cover story
do you have a copy of the invoice? did you bill a legitimate party and is there a receipt for that payment? they don't need to disprove your story beyond a shadow of a doubt if you get audited, you need to prove your story.

I wouldn't claim it as income for services unless you can establish a legitimate paper trail for that with a legitimate third party, which you will have a hard time doing.

Probably the easiest thing to do would be to pay capital gains tax on this shit and say you either mined it or bought it with cash from an atm or localbitcoins before kyc. Depending on your bank records you can adjust the alleged date/price of purchase to match the profit you need. What I mean by that is if it's not uncommon for you to deposit thousands a month and withdraw thousands in cash you could obviously say you bought more bitcoin at a higher price, but if you only withdraw an average of maybe $60 in cash a month then you'll need to say you bought it cheap or mined it.

Pay attention to every detail and make sure to check dates on when services were available.

>I used to make ok money lending to margin traders until US gov made that illegal
why should that stop you ? related to the OP frankly