ITT we run the perfect lemonade stand

ITT we run the perfect lemonade stand

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1BTC for a cup

Kevin O Leary said his first ever business was a lemonade stand. He didnt have it in his front yard but in his backyard that backed onto the 9th hole of a golf course. Those thirsty golfers made him the richest kid on the block. Location matters more than anything.

>first for fire the diversity hire

we did this already faggot
get new material

> Perfect lemonade stand
> Lemonade stand with a black fuck

Pick one

> NO NIGGERS

>*shuts you down for not having a license*
Pshh... Nothin personnel kids

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il bring the cake

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We open your moms glory hole. Behold the fastest cocksucking machine on earth! Dont believe me try it out and all for one crisp dollar, imagine that! You might call me a fool for pricing it so low but I believe low cost and high quality cocksucking is a real deal friend, you'd be stupid not to try it out! Even user agrees with me, you'd be an idiot not have your cock sucked by the human cum guzzler that is his mom and all for the affordable price of one dollar friend.

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Fire two the kids. Let one kid manage the stand. Start a second stand yourself.

How to sell lemonade.
Step 1: give free peanuts to people passing by. Get them thirsty
Step:2 have the lemonade cups out
Step 3: lemonade is 50ยข freshly squeezed

>give free sample of a small portion of cookie laced with a fuck ton of salt
>""oh my god its so salty its making me thirsty"
>charge them $3 dollar for a cup of fresh lemonade

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Where do you find something like this?

12oz lemonade - $1
12oz lemonade but the loli spits it in your face $10
12oz lemonade but half is loli pee $100

>black
do you even racially profile? definitely paki

america is so cucked by the wageslave mentality parents force their kids to sell lemonade on the streets kek

put crack cocaine in the lemonade

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haha ha hah
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