$25k to $100k

I have $25k saved in the bank. What is the fastest way to get to $100k?

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Investing in a company the day before earnings reports

use all of it to buy tsla tomorrow, sell it when it gets pumped to 350+, rinse and repeat

Convert it into Pesos or Yen.

Aren't these medium to high risk ventures?

yes. you wanted fast.

Sorry I meant to add in fast and relatively safe.

BTT before the 11th

Buy HOLO and wait til end of Q1

I should add - NO CRYPTO

casino all in on black twice, EZ PZ. in fact that is how I turned my 250k into 1m.

invest in white supremacy

Makes my feel nervous just thinking about it

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Are you retarded? There is no "safe" way to quickly 4x and if there is no one is sharing it on an Albanian mushroom cultivation forum.

yeah use it as a last ditch effort if u ever think about ending it all

Do an earnings option straddle. Shopify is announcing earnings next tuesday. Buy some calls and puts in strike price. When it cranks up 8% after market open sell and profit

Can I do this as an ausfag?

what is there on 11th? usually sell the news correct idiot?

I’ll rephrase and ask: if you had $25k AUD, what would you do with it?
No Crypto

Rope myself and pray i get reborn as a US citizen

but LTO. It will 3x.

Buy Potn tomm morning

Buy 25k worth of lottery tickets

they have western union cash flippers on instagram

basically western union has a lot of unclaimed funds and you buy the funds with your cash.

very legit sir.

He means invest in Link

Quadruple your money.

LTO unironically