/smg/ - Stock Market General

NEW THREAD edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

Previous Thread:

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nasdaq.com/press-release/material-science-company-gauzy-announces-second-factory-in-stuttgart-germany-to-produce-research-20190201-00471
sendvid.com/tt43sssk
snl.com/interactive/newlookandfeel/4104621/ResearchFrontiers110818.mp3
instagram.com/p/BtgfsPIhGVI/
youtube.com/watch?v=UHffJ0qC9Ko
reuters.com/article/us-usa-stocks/wall-street-dips-after-disappointing-forecasts-from-video-game-companies-idUSKCN1PV1EB
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

zoomer meme coiner here. when do I buy AAPL?

Next earnings after it dumps. Maybe.

Also the other thread is incorrect and this one is better

fake thread real thread is here

fill it up with actual advise in the op if you're not a fucking moron I for one will no longer post in this thread until it is needed and actually real, this thread is fake and gay. Oh and yes being gay and fake is wrong.

>buying apple
lel wtf

Snap on my mind

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More like snap oversteer amirite?

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>make shitty thread
>get fucked
Pick two

Speaking of getting fucked, I bought TTWO at the top. How fucked am I?

bought F at the bottom in december, ready for them high yield divs as the rollercoaster begins

三日

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Bullish Implications

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time for more snap puts

AMRN better fucking plummet today

AGGGGHHHHJ I SOLD SUMMIT MATERIALS YESTERDAY AHGGGSAHSG FUCK FUCK FUCK

Posting in real thread

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THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

HOLY FUCK IM DOWN SO MUCH TODAY

Did you short biotech

>doubting the bull

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dat LCI doe.....

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Reposting for my $REFR bros

business.nasdaq.com/discover/market-bell-ceremonies/detail.html#!/!?ceremonyId=8478
nasdaq.com/press-release/material-science-company-gauzy-announces-second-factory-in-stuttgart-germany-to-produce-research-20190201-00471
sendvid.com/tt43sssk
snl.com/interactive/newlookandfeel/4104621/ResearchFrontiers110818.mp3

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Where's the greater depression bagholder? I'm excited to make a bank on my metals and crypto.

You will lose money if you bull in a bear market.

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Wrong. Being bullish on stocks and hedges is a fool-proof strategy. Only morons bother to short.

dude ... weed ...

instagram.com/p/BtgfsPIhGVI/

Everyone here should check this out

This is cool ass tech

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Yep, its time.

>I assume this is a technology by a company called Research Frontiers stock symbol Refr.
dat shilling

>MNGA
Back on it's way down to a penny stock.

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hey.. umm... If you're going to be using the trip.... could you try no to be so lame?

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As annoying as you are REFR shill, I'm p sure I had doors that used either that tech or a rip off in a chinese hotel room a couple years ago. It was pretty cool!

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Hi frens.
I'm an euro and own a EUR hedged ETF listed on the LSE.
Should I ditch it and buy the same ETF in the Borsa Italiana (italian exchange) before Brexit?

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Your face is lame LOL

DRUMPF!!!!!!!

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This is a decades old idea, all they've added is gradient.

told you, bulls.

6 weeks of getting deep dicked by the bulls and this is all the bears got? The best part is the fact they got so fucked they aren't even around to post anymore. LMAOOOOO AHAHAHH

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NQ at 50ma level on hourly chart

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hey... for real.. if you wanna wear the badge.. don't be a lame

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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The day has just begun.

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youtube.com/watch?v=UHffJ0qC9Ko

based bears actually deliver today and the stock market is crashing.

>0.25% down
>crashing

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What are some reasons to be bearish on T?
Their fat dividend is really tempting. What are the odds that they'll reduce it? What happens to their share price if the T-Mobile and Sprint merger happens?
Is there any reason to their their share price would fare any better than other high dividend stocks in the next recession?

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there was probably a big wiener under there

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fug, i want to add more apple at 170 but it's not even down a dollar yet

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>everything shitting the bed, time to accumulate!
>All the shit I want to buy is green

Sometimes you just gotta get a whiff I guess.

If you are going to hold it for a long time then it really doesn't matter.

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FUCKING BEARS, WORTHLESS. IT'S GREEN AGAIN

Phew, that was a close one. Back up we go.

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Pathetic showing by the Bears. Its almost desirable for it to drop a few percentile at this rate

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That pic is so fucking good.
Also buy gold/silver miners fags.

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Down 0.19% wow Market Makers just running the stops

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Who picked up them TTWO cheapies?

Doubled my position.

fuck fuck fuck we're up so much should I buy tomorrow with my pay check or will I be JUSTd?

>He didnt buy Blizzard on the dip.

Why even live?

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Bearfags never learn

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ATVI & TTWO are the cheapest they will ever be.

EA, wait for $50 lol.

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Yes

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>buy gold/silver miners
Such as?

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Jesus christ

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LOL

Everything is down except LCI and SESN. Meme stocks still going.

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nu-Journalists went full retard
reuters.com/article/us-usa-stocks/wall-street-dips-after-disappointing-forecasts-from-video-game-companies-idUSKCN1PV1EB

>DRUS
This is what I get for listening to that DRUS pumper on Friday.

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>he thought we wouldn't retest December lows.

Learn TA anons. It's free money if you have a brain and basic mathematical and statistical knowledge. Every successful hedge fund such as renaissance technology uses some form of TA. You are delusional if you think it doesn't work. We are guaranteed to hit December lows. Load up on SQQQ and spy puts

REMINDER THE REMINDER IS IN THE OTHER THREAD

>he didnt buy the amrs dip after being spoonfed yesterday
>he still isnt buying it even though its under $6
not gonna make it.

Why are you posting dividend reminders in the drunk tripfag blogging thread?

a decline in video game companies tells me that people are going out and getting jobs

>open Jow Forums
>command F "smg" (mac masterrace)
>find thread
>post in it
>look at original post
>wtf baggie on heroin again
>command F again for new thread
>too lazy to type it all out
>inb4 "you just typed out a shitload but you're lazy?"

kek

yeah.. and he probably fell asleep a little after making it.. trolling everyone while he sleeps...

bulls are such fags, just stop buying and let it tank you absolute plebs

“If you don't find a way to troll people while you sleep, you will troll until you die.”

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ultimate trolling

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redpilled

Omg Apple iPhone and my mac are my favies

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Fucking hell I've lost over half my investment of MGNA so far. Is it ever gonna go back up or should i just cut my losses?

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>LCI

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just hodl till 0 or till profit, never "cut losses"

Why is GE stock so low compared to every other congolomerate

they were about to go under

New CEO kicks it up only by $2/share? That just seems so low for a conglomerate that size

their CEO may save them yet. I sold for a small loss when the divvy got cut, not sure I'll ever invest in it again unless they get rid of much of what was costing them money

>mfw forex order 1/100th of penny away from filling
wth forex supposed to have enough liquidity this no happen

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kys

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My theory on video games in decline comes from my niece and nephew. They only play free to play games like Supercell stuff or Fortnite.

And they spend quite a bit of time watching other people play a game rather than playing it themselves. I think streamers are actually killing video games because the potential buyers can now passively watch a personality and the game for free.

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Unironically this is an acceptable strategy sometimes. Penny stocks have cycles just like normal stocks. One good article, a pump and dump group or even the business turning around and profiting could always save the day. For Some it becomes too easy to quit a stock after a hit and it becomes a bad habit.

jokes on you am already dying

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;_; no you're going to live forever

Would you rather have sex with Naruto or. Comfy

Who Jow Forums etf here

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