/smg/ - Stock Market General

Buy cheapies you dummies

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

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Fugg this is the correct previous thread

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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SOMEONE STOP THEM

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It's the start of the goat depression.

Stock price almost as volatile as their infrastructure
Le kek

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My tax return came! This is what my portfolio looks like, what should I buy next?

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The eis itself is just perpetuating the rumor they might build the mine. Just the fact that trump was elected mooned it to $3 because hes not an environmentalist. The pro mining governor caused a large spike as well. News has historically moved the needle sweetie. Or who knows might tank to .01. But it has good value for a gamble

>he's still on the level of individual stocks
step it up, kohai

Nak

why do you have the same index as my teenage daughter? do you benchmark against the girl’s soccer team too?

you should get some snap. In 15-20 years the'll replace all telecom companies.

I was going to give you some winners but judging by your current holdings you don't deserve them so just listen to this guy and buy a terribly managed boomer company because muh dividend

KO

Is your teenage daughter single? Asking for a friend.

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I slept all day and just got up. Any reason for the selloff? Down 2%

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Reminder that all "growth" investing is degenerate speculation.

No
>kohai
Very rude
Is your teenage daughter single? I only fuck girls under 18
Okay but unironically
Very rude, this portfolio is kino and you're too stupid to understand it
Actually good paired with pep

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What's the rundown on NAK these days anyway?

CNBC reported Orange man and Winnie the Pooh aren't meeting before the tradewar deadline

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stocks go up, stocks go down

22nd is make or break. DEIS report.

kekerino

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not sure. she only talks to me when she needs money

siiiip

wonder if I should buy penske. George constanza worked there so its must be good

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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I liquidate my portfolio for her. It's been like a year since I beat up a girl with a stick
Unironically looks good
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Before I went to bed I checked all the other major indices and they were getting JUST as well.

Be a lot cooler if they just go up. Go up REEEEEEEEE

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Technical indicators say it was overdue and there is still a 5% downside before the market can decide to move on.

Post kino trading music
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how big is your port now comfy?

If its not delayed again

>Post kino trading music

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Or

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2.5k, still a fugging poor fag. Should be able to get up to 6k by the end of the year with my payment scheme
Still not playing options until I get $5,000 and will only gamble 5% to not lose everything on QQQ calls
We're all going to make it!

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When the portfolio value drops

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Calls are unironically safer

no one will make it

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>$2,500
grats :)

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>short 20y T bond
>short SPY
>long crude
It feels so right but it looks so wrong

vxxb calls are unironically the safest investment in the world right now

Checkmate
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:D:D:D thanks fren, when I'm rich I'm going to build a very nice retirement home everyone from smg can live in
WRONG, YOU'LL MAKE IT NIGGER
still very scared of options after losing $1000 on options on fugging robinhood

>how big is your port now comfy?
75k. Majority in cash. 20k invested.

Dumping more quarterly into my screw around RH account to mess with options after I build it up with enough play money.

I'll fund the /smg/ anime so we can look back on good times

Fuck you

What does /submachinegun/ think about picking up some $XOM? I had a buy order put in at $72, but ever since they hit their earnings report out of the park I don’t think it’ll go that low again in the next quarter. Dividend is also about to drop... gonna pull the trigger and pick up twenty shares of it.

talk me out of it.

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Theyre still safer

Call twitter now. Market will pull up before weekend

Hm? Individual stocks is kino you faggot. Only söy drinkers buy lumps of stocks and don’t make any money because they’re flat.

RDS is superior oil company

Yolo. This is legalized gambling. Trying to make serious money off Robinhood is retard teir. The app is free for a reason and that reason is youre the product not the consumer

>gambling is illegal

A lot of it is you dork

Explain pls

What I’ve read is that XOM has better investments and infrastructure in both upstream and downstream and pays better dividends. Game to pick up some RDS to diversify though since they’re leaning more heavily towards renewables.

lol I have no idea they just have a cute name and have a higher dividend :3

Melt up to green incoming

no, don't, stop

NAK swimming its way out of the shit stream.

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>she only talks to me when she needs money
ah, the joys of parenthood

Roald Dahl’s first job was working for RDS in Africa :3

we just had a death cross on the spy you darkie, this shit is going back to 240

Dont matter because of the Breadth Thrust
310 end of 2019

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haha well to be fair she takes after her mother >:)

i think the reason is that they skim a few cents off the top of each stock traded, between buyer and broker. idk if thats what you meant

Been hearing this for 40 days

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No, just highly regulated.

They sell your trades the second people make them to companies that pay millions for the data. That and using your money is how they make money.

ABSOLUTE UNIT
He was such a qt brit UwU

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>They sell your trades the second people make them to companies that pay millions for the data
isnt trade volume immediately available to anyone on the internet? why would they pay for that?

Are you fucking retarded. Go try to bet on a duke game in Alabama

If you're trading U.S. equities then you're trading the most rigged, and I mean literally rigged market, that may have ever existed and actually tried to pass itself off as legitimate. Certainly a top contender. You need to trade indexes, futures, and things of that nature where even though there's a lot of manipulation, it's sort of a "standard" manipulation. It's actually playable. Trading individual U.S. equities is legitimately impossible over the long term by design because too many peasants got rich in the dotcom boom and then too many of the nobility got their fee fees hurt in the global financial crisis. Any meaningful volume gets done off market so you're basically just playing in a sandbox of shit specially designed for you and the rest of the peasantry and the only time any meaningful player is going to enter in is when they're there to slaughter you.

He looks like a cool guy
Every broker does this shit. They also take the other side of your trades and have a vested interest in your failure.

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Ratsu did you just raise your SPY target on a red day just for the hell of it?

Fellow nak bro

They pay to get the data a split second before others and let the algos do the rest.

Plebs. If you're not making money from other people's trades while you sleep, then you'll... uh... do some thing until you die.

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Data is the new commodity

>just got an email
>scholarship I never asked for or needed is ready to award tomorrow
LOL LOOKS LIKE MY OCTOBER LOSSES ARE PAID FOR

You are correct. That is why I don't really worry about it because it's impossible to beat HFT.

Ur mum is the old commodity lmao

Best way around bots is to play the long game. Jmo. Focus on macro

be careful of scams

I can see the future, and I can see time.

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It was official mail. They want me to come into an office on campus

based, nice

Power Hour or Sour Hour?

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When should I sell my VXXBullshit?

GE to 5 when?

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So I just got a thousand dollars to put in the stock market.

How bad of an idea would it be to find some high dividend stocks and just stick it in there?

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See And

Id tell you right now, but it could trigger the Bogbdabot. Vix definitely going back to 10. The 2010 secret meeting with the banks, Us government and fed will take it to 10-11 once again

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Oh and to be clear I'm trying to make money as fast as I can, knowing it'll still take time but I'm not trying to wait until I'm old and shriveled to be rich.

Ok my ssn is 784-22-9930
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I'm still waiting for that money from the Nigerian prince. I mean I paid the $150 fee and the $250 fee but I still haven't got my $10 million.

bears were right trade talks are just a joke.

Dear Sirs,
We not received fee, please authenticate re-transfer of $500 and we will send your funds.
Best

Everyone knows the trade talks with China is a meme. Even if we got a deal China would fuck it up like they are known for.