/smg/ - Stock Market General

THE OFFICIAL BEST MEME OF JANUARY ANNOUNCED edition

private prisons are ethical edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC
Offenders:

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Other urls found in this thread:

business.nasdaq.com/discover/market-bell-ceremonies/detail.html#!/!?ceremonyId=8478
nasdaq.com/press-release/material-science-company-gauzy-announces-second-factory-in-stuttgart-germany-to-produce-research-20190201-00471
sendvid.com/tt43sssk
snl.com/interactive/newlookandfeel/4104621/ResearchFrontiers110818.mp3
youtu.be/tbj9hZAF4I4
youtu.be/7tXxrqIQigo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Winning meme part 1

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Winning meme part 2

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I lost everything. Fuck Rkg

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Well earned by PCG.

Honorable mention to RKG's OP images. They're fun.

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Reminder ATVI is about to fall short on earnings. Prepare to scoop up the cheapies.

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I just need twitter to go up $1.50 by 3 pm

Black Friday

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Bump

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I didn't see black cigar man yet. Bost blease

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Gib 3 stocks I can buy today. I can invest 2k every week. Will hold for 5 years.

Getting back into stocks after selling everything and taking a year off. Bought a few shares of apple and microsoft to start off with some tech. What's everyone's portfolio looking like now?

BA, UNH, KO, FDX

>He didn't buy REFR at 2

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digits for GE to stop blowing cocks

only WEED and ACB. up 135%

Looks like another day of bleeding. Futures just took a massive shit.

Fuck off bears REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Saw ACB is in talks with KO.

To the moon we're going

why is the whole market sucking right now?
t. bizlet

We can't break above the 200 day moving average.

I bought Sony today. Let's hope it works out.

when is the greater depression going to be over!!!!

JUST

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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL DUDUDUDUDUDU

We have to implement AOC's green new deal before we can get out of the greater depression.

Check out alderon iron. Tsx

Is Kudlow scheduled to speak on TV somewhere today? I'm seriously thinking about grabbing Feb 8 SPY calls after open. Futures are known to fake the later movement.

I wouldn't do that if I were you, theres too much volatility in the air this morning, we're going to see more red today than we did all of yesterday and possibly all of Q4 2018.

Is this bait? KEK

SQQQUAD UP BOYS WE ARE GOING IN

SHORT THE MLB! THEY'RE CHANGING THE DISABLED LIST TO THE INJURED LIST BECAUSE IT'S INSENSITIVE TO SAY DISABLED PEOPLE CAN'T COMPETE.

nuh uh

Just a temporary measure until Trumps family closes their put options and he resumes talks with China, nothing to be alarmed about.

kek

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>r/s followed immediately by offering

This company really couldn't care less about its shareholders

First

sounds like they have such a wonderful company that they feel they should offer more people an opportunity to own a piece of it. They also prefer to have a healthy share price to make their investors feel confident in the company because it's not a penny shit stock.

Has nobody noticed that trade volume has decreased dramatically, and this rally for the first month of the year was due to momentum algos buying on the Powell put?

The floor is going to break from underneath us.

Please just go cash, buy treasuries, and get out of the market. Trade war not going to get resolved, and even if it does, that’s a negative because companies won’t be able to blame their earnings miss in q1 on it anymore.

I bought spy puts today, sold majority of my Longs today, and am long treasury bonds (in a levered manner of course).

It's almost like everyone was buying since Dec. 26th and didn't want to buy the top.

lol dude we're going to stop air travel and farting cows. Progressives are going to save us from the greater depression. They're going to rebuild every building in America and create jobs for people who want to work, and if you don't want to work they'll just give you neet bucks.

>TFW ROTH IRA is 50% SQQQ

>mfw got called sir this morning
green day
bullish bias

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can seomeone explain why it went up during the fire?

Everybody thought it was caused by an illegal.

Can't we just open at the low of the futures session for once?

You are gettin' smashed.

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五日

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My IRA is getting fucked
Going to get cucked from the US total markets
Getting cucked from the developed markets
Getting cucked from the emerging markets
Been getting cucked on bonds

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>muh Trade war
This is one of the lowest IQ media handwringing stories going on right now.

source?

TOO just posted EPS 30% higher than expected today before open.

>because it's not a penny shit stock.

Son it will be.

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ROTH IRA is completely tax free trading if you're willing to wait until retirement to withdraw

Some jew porn site

>Down -50% pre-market

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SPECIFICS PLEASE!

www.bestporn.il

This is going to be a rough day.

$REFR

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DING DING DING DING

LET THE GREEN BEGIN

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and there off

>Tarsonis technologies
Fucking terrorists

Lost my entire stock budget for the month on this stock

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MNGA TITANIUM support at $1

>he bought MNGA
>a meme stock based on a meme company trying to replace acetylene, the most common gas used for torch cutting as a main source
>he didn't buy REFR

kek gimmick product

someone post the REFR link pasta

AMRS is an eternal meme and now they're dude weed lmao. See you on the moon frens.

ITS ALL TUMBLING DOWN

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Rip world economy. Bubble goes Pop.

what site are you using?

MNGA is fucking trash, will never understand why people like that dumb stocktwit thot loaded up 6 figures into a stock HEADING into reverse split

Good job idiots, your .21 cent pre split buy is now worth 4 pennies

I will never understand why people buy stocks before reverse split and then are dumbfounded they lost money.. maybe the company is GOOD then yes, but this company uses some hard to manufacture plasma gas the requires a shit ton of plasma to make.... this company would of BEEN bought out at the start of the decade if it was any good... not to mention after the reverse split they do a 12 million public offering???? And now as they go under 1 again they will have to reverse split AGAIN to keep from delisting???

What a retarded investment

anyone here in SGYP?

no meme on snap puts :(

But but but the San Diego dog catcher uses their fuel or something

nu bully pls MGNA good company there are many krishna and vishnu and after r/s the make more people happy with new offer.

Fuck RH for not filling my SPY options just now. Cock suckers.

wtf i love MNGA now

Research Frontiers has 500 current patents on SmartGlass SPD technology;

02/01/2019 Research Frontiers and Gauzy CEOs to ring NASDAQ market opening bell to news announcement:

business.nasdaq.com/discover/market-bell-ceremonies/detail.html#!/!?ceremonyId=8478

02/01/2019 NASDAQ Market Bell Announcement:

nasdaq.com/press-release/material-science-company-gauzy-announces-second-factory-in-stuttgart-germany-to-produce-research-20190201-00471

02/01/19 Behind the Bell sitdown interview with Gauzy CEO and Research Frontier CEO:

sendvid.com/tt43sssk

Q3' 2018 Research Frontiers call in conference:

snl.com/interactive/newlookandfeel/4104621/ResearchFrontiers110818.mp3

SPD Smartglass Technology Demonstration:

youtu.be/tbj9hZAF4I4

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sell everything and put it in SQQQ?

sounds like a good way to pay for this weekend's coke party.

i bought some 1 dollar SQQQ calls. If this is on the level or worse than december lows like my friend said a month ago i should make some good money

Forgot to add the Smartglass Car Demo to the bottom

youtu.be/7tXxrqIQigo

It's probably too late if you have to ask desu, it can turn around any minute

>sounds like a good way to pay for this weekend's coke party.

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Why hasn't pcg released eps?

What's up my AMRS niggers? enjoying the moon mission?
*sip*

short low long high

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>Down 1%
Literally shaking.

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ENOUGH

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So say if a stock 'x' is at $10. I want to purchase said x if it falls to $5. Do I use stop loss, stop limit, or trailing stop loss ($)?

268.5 is unbreakable support. Easy SPY calls there, cap it.

us steel is never going to $5.

Annnnndd EA is back and regained all its losses

I don't get the Stock Market

Wish I jumped on the AMRS meme when that user was shilling it here two months ago

you want a limit order for $5

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It's built to fuck with emotions and siphon money from you.

god fuckign damn it why is baggie always right

Being bullish on vix seem like a good play.