>earth will enter a mini ice age between 2020 - 2053 due to a period of low solar activity
>crop failures will kill millions of people worldwide
>mass pogrom of scientists and academics who shilled global warming
>global energy and crop prices increase by 1000% due to reduced supply and increasing demand
>oil will reach $1000 per barrel
>complete collapse of global stock prices
>Great depression cycle will last 20 - 30 years
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not surprised. nature has a way of not giving a single fuck about what we do. kind of happy this will happen even if i dont make it. we abused the fuck out this planet for too long.
The sun doesn’t cause climate change!!!!! Climate change is caused by human flatulence!!!!!!
Sure, and by 1972 we'll have colonised half of the moon
Flatulence is methane so partly true yes.
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Fuck you idiots and global warming/ice age ahit. 30 years mate? quit acting like it's going to happen over a 2 week period.
As humans naturally do, adapt to changing climate we have no issue.
In 30 years we'll be sourcing heat from the sun. We already gather heat from earths core.
You know we've only been doing that for 20-30 years? in another 20-30 years it'll be half a century old. Most homes and just about every business will be using geo thermal heat.
We're already growing grapes in the winter.
Like literally. There are grapes that grow while it snow.
What makes you think we won't have tomatoes that grow in the snow by then?
We know more about insulation then we ever have.
There is no way to "profit" from this much like when you fucking losers talk about shorting women, millennial and other useless shit to "short"
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>In 30 years we'll be sourcing heat from the sun
We already do this, it's called solar energy
>We already gather heat from earths core
No, you god damn idiot kys
I pity scientists. So many of them will be executed (by the elected fascist governments) once the reality of the ice age sets a few years in
PLEASE tell me this means shitskins are going extinct
not extinct, but they'll for sure be forced out of Europe
Please dont say we, when its clearly they. It doesn't appear you know how any of that stuff works you just know somebody else does.
More likely that shitskins get deported once fascist governments get into power after the economic collapse so they’ll go back home in countries around the equator; which will be warmer than average. Ofcourse this may also mean some whites may choose to migrate voluntary, which shitskins could have a problem with...
>blocks your path with smart contract dividends earned from converting your PoW pollution into fresh clean air through the filtration system of my lungs
I think he means geothermal electricity, but that's far from the earths core
Welp digits confirm
Buy oil I guess
You should also pity the fucks who insist that, instead of advancement in science and technology, their made-up crisis can only be solved with financial derivative instruments otherwise known as Carbon Credits -all whilst 7 billion people are taxed on their flatulence as the 90 corporations responsible for 2/3 of manmade pollution continue business as usual, not reducing their footprint whatsoever because they’ll be making up for their carbon taxes with gains from speculating on Carbon Credit derivatives.
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colder earth means lower temperature means more efficient mining
Won’t be good for the vegans #hunt deer
Never underestimate peoples ability to overestimate their understading of something they're terribly ignorant about. People are painfully incapable of forming a valid opinion on the subject, including 95% of people here.
yeah dude we'll all hunt deer lmao xD
there are far too many humans for this to work. if you live in bumfuck nowhere, deer is a boon, but you better live near water with fish too.
ultimately the cooldown won't happen overnight and stuff like indoor multistory farming will be done for a lot of vegetables. vat-farming algae is also not really that difficult. it's actually amazing we're not already doing it en-masse. idk what grains/legumes etc are suitable for indoor farming but some of them probably are. it would require massive buildout of underground farms or cost-effective and well insulated shelters for above-ground farming though.
More like the equator line will be the only inhabitable zone on Earth.
If this is true... you would be better served investing in ammo. This would be catastrophic for the world.