Anyone here play slot machines?
Last time I went to the local casino, played slots for the 2nd time in my life. With $50 initial I won about $400, and cashed out. Is this a feasible way of making money?
Ideally my strategy would be
>go in with $50
>if I win, I win multiple hundred $
>if I lose, I only lose $50
Am I smart?
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I ran a casino for 13 years.
You'll lose, it's 1 long game that returns 98% of your bet. If you play 1 bet of 10$/game, you actually lose 0.2$. Doesn't matter if you win or not.
Never entering that place again, is the only way you win;
Yep. Casinos would go out of business if smart people like you went there.
>saged
What do you think about playing poker in a casino? That's the only way I've ever won with any regularity.
you'll have more times that you leave losing 50 than win multiple hundreds. then one of those times you'll keep going and lose everything. but to be clear even with perfect discipline your strategy very quickly loses money in a 100% verified fashion
what about roulette? that cant be rigged
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Play digital roulette, bet on red. You have nearly 50-50 chance of doubling your money.
>Go in with $50
>Bet $25
>If you win, now you have $75, bet $50
>If you lose, you still have $25 to get back to $50
>Repeat, but never bet more than $50 in one go.
I have played that once and went from $20 to $180 with this method.
it's rigged
>roulette can't be rigged
Just lurk for a couple hours and hit machines dying boomers lost money on for at least 30 minutes. Your goal is to hit as many machines that haven't paid out recently as you can.
Fair warning, you will get thrown out of casinos if they notice what you are doing. Best bet is to act drunk or actually be drunk. Security is always homing in on anybody who looks like they are paying attention.
Poker, you can win if the players you play against are dumb/drunk enough.
Roulette can't be rigged, only there are bad maintained tables, wheels, automatic roulettes which give a player edge. This is the only to win on roulette, else it's just another 98% game. So playing roulette, the only tactic you should try is play the numbers which already came, or come the most. Or areas
previous losses dont indicate future wins tho. every win is a separate event
>trying to martingale a digital roulette game
Holy fuck you are dumb.
Wow user you figured it out! You are on your way to becoming a billionaire!
why you no longer running a casino? seems like the perfect money printing business, only one better is an online casino.
the 2 green spots make it so that there's always over 50% chance that the house wins if you bet on either black or red
If it doesn't work then why does casino security throw people out on their was for doing it? Fuck off bucko I made $40k off video poker and slots last year.
It was a small one, like in germany a spielothek. Internet kind of stole the profits. It was still running on old people, but we sold the place to people who ran the show online. Like most smaller ones here.
I can't tell if you guys are baiting or legit retarded.
CasinoBro
I remember you from a different thread. What do you consider the best craps strategy?
and do people ever win at the money crane games or push games?
t. degenerate gambler
there is actually some autism about roulette where certain people claimed to autistically be able to make money by detecting physical flaws in the operation of the roulette wheel as one of those posters was describing. it could have all been a scam but reading into it I remember thinking it seemed legit but not worth the effort and not attainable by the average person
>previous losses dont indicate future wins tho. every win is a separate event
I'm pretty sure slot machines work like claw crane games. I've read somewhere the probability goes up a few decimals after continuous losses.
BTW if you slip the waitresses a 20 they will give you their phone number. If say abiut half the floor girls are running a side business, if you know what I mean.
In SEA you can actually get a blowjob in the bathroom from cocktail waitresses for that 20. It's nice!
Can't help you with those friend.
Please share your logic.
alright. to be honest i'd make online casinos illegal if i were king of the world. actual physical casinos at least have to do stuff like serve drinks, pay for locale, heat, electricity, security, put on shows and keep the place clean. and addicts can't gamble their salary away from their sofa, all alone. i don't trust remote servers to be fair play either, who knows if the odds are what they say they are.
Are you talking about prostitutes?
>I can't tell if you guys are baiting or legit retarded.
You're retarded. Roulette is the safest way to win at the casino. Requires no skill or doing math in your head. Chances are nearly 50-50 of doubling your money. There's a reason why there's is a low limit on how much you can bet on black/red at one roll, as opposed to when betting on a specific number.
blackjack with basic strategy or baccarat are usually the safest ways to win at a casino not including poker. in european casinos with one green space roulette is ok but in American casinos with 2 green spaces you are a math brainlet being fooled by the casino if you think it's the best game
>SEA
in venezuela you can have sex with them for 5 bucks, its closer and they dont look like jungle chinks
I do not understand the appeal of slot machines. It felt like the most retarded action I have ever undertaken when I played one.
>put in a quarter
>it eats my quarter
>put in a quarter
>it eats my quarter
>put in a quarter
>it eats my quarter
>put in a quarter
>it eats my quarter
>entire dollar down the drain, its not fun, why am I even doing this?!
Never again.
Like I've said, roulette requires no skill or any effort. Even a caveman could bet either on red or black. Chances of it landing on 0 or 00 are rather slim. You have roughly 47.4% of winning. Are you telling me blackjack has odds of higher than 47.4%?
licensed places are controlled by the goverment and they are trustworthy. Bitcoin gamble sites on the other hand. Or servers located in the bahamas...
depends on the type of roulette you play, American rules have a house edge of nearly 54%
my roulette strategy is wait for a single color to repeat 5-6 times then bet the opposite.
Craps is best odds, house edge is only 50.8%
Yes, blackjack has the best odds using the right strategy. odds are 99.x %. That's about 2% more then roulette with 00
sports betting can be beaten, but the odds of a winning strategy are extremely low, so you'd have to but with thousands of $$
It’s not. Roulette far from has the smallest house edge. Next time do a quick google search before you post.
yes it's well above 49% if you play basic strategy but also depends on the rules the table is using (whether the house hits or stands on soft 17 is a big one)
They are literally designed to give you some minor win after a couple of losses so you still believe there's a chance and keep on playing (losing).
I think he's actually being serious boys. These people walk among us.
facts, op is a faggot
brainlet you only needed to put the quarter just one more time
I see. Well, I stand corrected. Will try playing blackjack instead next time I'm at a casino.
>actually believes in the gamblers fallacy
en.wikipedia.org
actually bitcoin gamble sites are often trustworthy because you can verify their random number from the blockchain afterwards. it's usually called "provably fair", and i'd trust that way more than licensed places by the government.
>Actually believes in TRUE RANDOMNESS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH WOW!
I'm American if I go to Venezuela I will get kidnapped and raped by commies.
no theyre not. thats illegal