LOW INCOME STRUGGLE

I HAVE 26 CENTS, IM 24 AND FUCKED. I GOT A LEECH CAT TO FEED AND BILLS.
ANY ADVICE!

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Use the cat to make money.

go to mcdonalds and ask for an application

Get a job in mcdonalds or walmart if youre really desperate. Every problem has a solution, man. No matter how bad things seem, nothing is permanent.

Knee pads for both you and the cat.
Get a job, join a trade and be an electrician or something. Worst comes to worst, go to the military. Probably the best shot

At least you aren't in debt.
But you can do what I did. Get a job and live out of your car for a few years and put every cent you have into the stock market until you have enough passive gains to live off of. Which doesn't take that long. You just really need 150k to be able to retire if you are okay with living like a poor person. Take that 150k, use leverage to get it to 300k, put it all in VYM, RDIV, and NRZ at a ratio of 25/25/50 respectively. That's 8% dividends relatively safe (not to mention the amount goes up about a tenth every year with the market). 24k a year passive income. EZ. And that amount goes up by a higher percent than any raise you would be getting. About 10% a year. Every 10 years it will be about 2.5x higher. You could very well be making 100k passive income every year before you are 50.

>live out of his car
Breh, he just stated that he has .24 cents. Where the fuck is he going to get a car?

How does anyone not have a car

>use leverage to get it to 300k
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I don’t have a car but I’m gonna buy my first one soon