Most convenient way to cheat on my wife?

My wife is 1200 km away since 2 months. I need to have sex. Any suggestions? I don't want her to find out.

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Escort.

Don't do it faggot it will ruin your karma and eternal life

cuck ops wife had already fucked at least half a dozen niggers before he even thought of going out with another woman. Fuck your wife op all women cheat at some point. break up with her an.....

YOU ARE FUCKED OP HAHAHAHA ENJOY BEING BROKE WITH THE INEVITABLE DIVORCE

go fuck yourself and don't tell anyone

>t. coping incel

dont op. dont do it

Just fap you piece of shit. Or kill yourself.

Divorce

If you do it's a slippery slope in to pain for yourself...trust me...i now hate myself and can't look at myself in the mirror honestly
Also you'll be doing just as the jew wants you to

eh its not that bad

i'll admit the very first time i cheated on my fiancee i felt really awful, like physically sick, but that feeling didn't last too long. after a month i didn't think about it much, after a few months it never even entered my mind.

i'd say cheating is fine even for otherwise "good" guys, but ideally do it when you don't have to face the girlfriend/wife immediately afterwards (as in the same day or day after), but OP is in a perfect scenario since his wife is out of town, he can fuck around and by the time she gets home he'll be chill

OP, I tried this once and it blew up in my face royally, so if you go this route, be prepared to face the consequences.

Have switched to being open about having extra-marital sex with my current wife.

>current wife

yikes!

why do you say this?

This makes sense but I'm afraid of STDs, not sure how to find a clean one
I usually don't believe in karma but this time I'm a bit hesitant.

She's loyal.

Rape your daughter

If you have a conscience, the memory will torture you for quite a while afterward, especially when your wife does or says something which reminds you of what you've done. I won't tell you if it's right or wrong, just that you will have to deal with a lot of unforeseen mental anguish. Anyone who outright tells you to do it is trying to sabotage you tbqh.

Dubs od truth. Been there done that. Its like you say.
After a time you just forget about it even though it seemed it'll tear at your soul forever

fap

>2019
>not believing in Karma
you're not gonna makeit.jpg

>Just fap you piece of shit.
That's what I did for 2 months. I'm tired

t. Faggot

Assume they all have all STDs. Since you'll wear a condom that fits you (be sure to buy some the right size, you dont want to find out the condom broke or slipped, make sure she uses water lube).

Safe: blowjob with a condom, or go to a massage parlor and go for a happy ending. Make sure she washes a hands first before handjob.

If you want to penetrate the pupu: have some underwear with buttons. Stick your dick through the buttons to avoid skin on skin contact. Skin on skin transmitted STDs are what you should be warry of (HPV, herpes,..). Take her doggy style where you can control the pace and make sure the condom is there and you avoid touching your pubis against hers.
That's it. Safe sex with a hooker

if ure gna cheat at least let him finish in ur ass gay-ass unfaithful OP

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they never learn

>If you do it's a slippery slope in to pain for yourself...trust me...i now hate myself and can't look at myself in the mirror honestly
I really love her and I hate the idea of hurting her. That's why she must not know. It will be a one time thing with no emotional involvement. I'm trying tinder but I can't put my pictures. Also clearly stating I only want casual sex is minimizing my matches.

>deal with a lot of unforeseen mental anguish
this. judging from op post, he sound like have these kinda traits. don't do it op if you think your wife is loyal to you. mental abusing is shit.

>i'd say cheating is fine even for otherwise "good" guys, but ideally do it when you don't have to face the girlfriend/wife immediately afterwards (as in the same day or day after), but OP is in a perfect scenario since his wife is out of town, he can fuck around and by the time she gets home he'll be chill
Yes, she will be here in 2-3 months, not before

Then try the second option.

just go for a hooker ffs if you can't hold 2-3 months like the cunt you are.

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