Jow Forums CHAINLINK GENERAL - TINK TINK TINK EDITION

*AHEM*
*TINK TINK TINK*

UPCOMING EVENTS
14/02 - CELER DENVER MEETUP - DENVER
>eventbrite.com/e/chainlink-and-celer-denver-meetup-tickets-54989944404
14/02 - IC3 WINTER RETREAT
>initc3.org/events/2019-02-14-IC3-Winter-Retreat.html
03/03 - KAIKO CHAINLINK MEETUP - PARIS
>meetup.com/Kaiko-Paris-Cryptocurrency-and-Blockchain-Meetup/events/258757355
05/03 - ETHCC 2019 - PARIS
>ethcc.io/

PARTNERSHIPS + ANNOUNCEMENTS
>docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y4n2qWomiBf4QTVjoza3GqK-mrfFN3Rhe_D6nBswuQo/edit?usp=sharing

POSITIVE AND BULLISH THOUGHTS
>imgur.com/a/bklfSCi

WHAT IS CHAINLINK
>blog.goodaudience.com/chainlink-the-missing-piece-to-the-god-protocol-fd455dde92ab

WHAT IS TOWN CRIER HOW DOES IT IMPROVE ORACLES
>blog.chain.link/town-crier-and-chainlink/

1400 CHAINLINK MEMES
>imgur.com/a/GnW0DmO

CONNECTIONS AND BREADCRUMBS
>imgur.com/a/HS9hIfr

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*hoooonk*
Gather round gather round!
Let's predict/larp the outcome of eth Dever in a 2 days!
To start of here are some pre made possibilities:
1- A nothing burger!
2- Partnership announcement!
3- Mainnet date!

Post your predictions larps Gentlemen!
*hoooooooonk*

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for the denver meetup it's the first time that Dan Kochis (Global Head of Business Development for Chainlink) speaks and I think it's weird, It has been a year since he was hired and this is the first time we will see him talk.

I think it's because someone had to replace sergey since he will be in switzerland.

for the IC3 day, there are ALOT of talmks for 1 day, and each talk is 10 minutes max.

so it will be real quick they only have 8 minute presentation + 2 minute Q&A

so the celer denver meetup will be longer and it will be with the business strategist of chainlink. can't wait to see how he talks, maybe hes a showman, maybe even better than sergey.

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interdasting

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Thanks for the details clowny

Except Denver isn't the first time Dan will speak. He's going to be speaking in California on the 25th of February.

Link is a religion at this point. Ever wonder why christfags freak out if you say there is no god? I mean why should it matter what you think? They should just assume you are going to hell and it shouldnt even bother them. But it does.

Its because you are directly challenging their delusion. Delusions are easier to believe in when they are shared delusions. You become a living reminder they are completely wasting their time on fake nonsense. It means there is no afterlife and they are going to die. Their tiny chimpanzee brain cant handle this and totally chimps out. Its the same with linkies.

They will never be successful because their bags are too small to win with BTC alone. So they have convinced themselves that link is some kind of miracle coin that will yield 1,000,000x returns. It doesnt even make sense, but the alternative is they kill themselves in a bathtub in a few years, and their simian brain freaks out. Its trying to hold onto whatever thin hope it can scrape together.

Scratch that, I thought Denver was in March. Carry on.

Filthy nolinker

yeah denver is this thursday alongside IC3, they are both on the same day.
but im looking forward to dan, I really wanna see what hes made of

Where's Assblaster ?

Trips and we all make it

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this

lmao at link copers

Just bought another 100k

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Checked
That's quite the "roll" you got there
HEHE HAHA
*ssquirts water in your face*
*Hoooooonk*

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Based

Me too. I'm optimistic. It seems like a big deal to have the head of bizdev give public talks and effectively double the 'official message' output

>double the 'official massage' output

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Based Dan with the foot fetish. The lady boys will be on me fellas

When is the "doing actual work" event?

top kek

>meetup.com/Blockchain-For-Real-Estate-FIBREE-Southern-Ca-Chapter/events/258133718/

dunno how I missed that one, tx fren, i'll make sure to add it next time

TLDR

According to Sergey he is made of cheese

JUST LOOK AT THIS GUY

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Well done and thank you

>tfw you've just had a gram of cocaine blown up your arse

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Yup, that's the look alright.

100% Chad

BASED SERGEY AND DAN WILL BRING US THE CASH AND THE BITCHES

Checked. He is here.
My day got better and my life is not 100% ruined.
Thanks fren.

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Literally nothing burger kek willing

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checked and checkpilled

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Check.

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kneepads you fucking faggot it really pisses me off when you consistently miss out upcoming events and get dates wrong for the ones you listed

can't you just give them out instead of bitching?

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...what kind of cheese...?

HOLO PARTNERSHIP CONFIRMED

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dyor

This is the calm before the storm guys

Go get em dan

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Based Dan.

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Is Dan the only Chad who works for Sergey?

yeah def...just wondering how good he is I guess we will know soon enough...he looks like a show man. he might be what we need to trigger the dingularity

He looks abit to slick, but if Sergey trusts him I have to aswell.
Semi bullish 4 this one

jesus frghts fright

Dr. Dong P.H.D. Denver , Chainlink meetup, DYOR.Celer is building on top of Link, 100's or partnerships, we made it folkanons

Sick get fgrvginh gekll brö

>imgur.com/a/bklfSCi
new linker here, thx much for the grate info so I can keeps my lazy fingers on the penis instead on the keyboard doing LINK researches! :)

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obvious larp, but that's the whole point of the thread, to guide newfags, but you have to read all that stuff and make up yoiur mind we arn't going to explain shit.

youtu.be/WuHFhg2OSk8

so let it be written so let it be done

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>not buying yield growth corp
never gonna make it.
im so sorry for you anons.

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lol i literally just bought my first linkies a few days ago. i read some mainstream articles about it but info like op posted aren't easy to find. i hope to accumulate alot before the price starts to climb!

Imagine not owning Chainlink
Checked

youre the biggest fucking clown lmfao

is 14k enough to make it frens

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B-blythe?????

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DELET

The heeb responsible for Chainlink business development also gives the heeb responsible for crashing the economy in 2008 foot massages. Just imagine what he does to Klaus Schwab.

Well congratz i guess welcome to the family! glad you figur3d that out by yourself...you see link marines have the strongest of hands because we truly understand in what we are invested.

good luck matine.

may I ask your rank?

stinky icky icky

He looks like the type of guy you want in front of the crowd sharing Sergey's vision.

> Figur3d
> Good luck matine
R3 confirmed. Thanks user.

I love you all, we truly are the next global elite.

what the...

thanks user! i’m low tier atm lol i have 900 Links right now, planning to get atleast 10k though! how much do you have and what do you recommend?

dan "cock tease" kochis

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Hey marine only 900 stinkies? Get your shit together marine

>I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Sergey knew it, and nolinkers should have fucking better known better.

Fuckin Checked! The gets are coming back

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put me in the screen cap

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Holy fuck frens we're going to make it

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Se always were

awwww yiiiisss

Reading that Ari post is some of the comfiest shit, wew

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Sent here by the chosen one

He only drinks the finest of bloods from Christian children. Definitely not intrested in hoof rubs.

Min 20k to be comfy
50k plus to make it

Based and luckpilled

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1. Link will pump
2. It'll be a nothing burger
3. Swinglinkers will fud
4. it will dump

This cycle will continue until mainnet announcement.

Yet here you are.

>not posting a link to the 2,800 LINK meme dump on tricitiescryptocurrency.com

sad.

Eye on the streets, eye on the spreadsheets

glad to see my post made it in the link collection

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Here we go again

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i want to facepalm every single damn time I see linkies pumping this pajeet tier coin. baka

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

srsly? pajeet tier coin? care to enlighten us with the 'coins' that arnt pajeet tier?

very nice

Hnnng

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