/smg/ - Stock Market General

GREEEEEENNNN

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=KM971KEFVco
barchart.com/options/most-active/stocks?orderBy=symbol&orderDir=asc
strawpoll.me/17418472
compoundingmyinterests.com/compounding-the-blog/2012/2/15/kevin-douglas-the-greatest-super-investor-no-on
whalewisdom.com/filer/douglas-kevin
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Short
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Buy the thot index

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Patiently waiting to sell it all. Sell everything. Take a loan and short with it. It's going to fall. It's all going to fall.

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>He didn't buy puts on AMD
There is still time. This shit is going lower.

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SSO AND QLD LETS GO RISE UP

2X IS THE PATRICIANS MODERN LEVERAGE, 1X IS OLD NEWS YOU CANT MAKE IT AS A BOOMER

CAG Bart up

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Short
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LCI

Threadly reminder that frividends are your den.

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Should I start a hedge fund? I seem to have a good trading strategy in place. Would it make sense to start my own fund?

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You still have time to buy Nintendo, the direct isn't until tomorrow

T-this is fake right

TRADERS RISE UP

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My favorite Japanese cheapies are Nintendo, Sony, Honda and Softbank

My trading history is about 7 years. I have a major in stats and economics and I work in risk management at one of the big 5 for 8 years before retiring last year.

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now yuo see

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calculated gamble is that you?

GPRO squad where you at

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what are your current positions?

I would give everything to CG to manage

>Inspect element

EKSO

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stupid fucking whore

youtube.com/watch?v=KM971KEFVco

Tesla, NVDA, AMD, Cgc. I’m looking at shorting Canadians banks with the most mtg exposure but we’re not quite a loss rates yet where things are interesting. I usually play all stocks both ways.

How much money do you add every year?

based

I'd have been up 6+% if I'd bought.

yes, it is me

>saving more money
>working more hours at work
>shit posting with my frens on smg
>getting better grades
>might be getting a dope internship cleaning mountain trails
>rejected 3 filthy thots
>my adopted stray cat is finally showing me affection
Feels fucking good lads, we're all going to make it!

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why not just put most of that in safe divvy stocks for passive income and play around with the rest? you certainly have enough to retire comfortably and in perpetuity

we're all gonna make it

just need Bank of Japnan to come through tonight and we're gapping above the 200ma. Bullish Implications

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comfy?

Pretty we have been above it 1/2 the day. Staying above will be interesting.

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0. I quit work last year to focus on trading full time.

I enjoy active investing and I have a money put away, house paid off and no other debt.

>losing more money
>ghosting my boss
>fomo'ing hard at gains on smg
>getting worse grades
>thinking about abandoning my family and drifting around asia for awhile
>helped an ugly girl study this morning instead of premarket trading like usual
>i hate my dogs
Feeling like this is the year I kms.

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>might be getting a dope internship cleaning mountain trails
LMAO!!!

>rejected 3 filthy thots
things that never happend

good job on the other shit tho..

post top right and bottom left semen demons

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Virgin incel waste of space

holy fuck, just bought 100k

GOOS earnings premarket Thursday. If Columbia beat, GOOS will beat. Columbia beat with prejudice last week. Mad gap up incoming.

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>d-don't talk badly about this woman that doesn't know i exist!!
lol

One

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Stop buying AMD faggots

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But before Dec 2017

2

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The bottom 2nd to the left is the best looking one.

>girlfriend broke up with me
>lost everything on Big 5
>doubled down on HMNY, lost it all
>fucked a trap
>family alienated by my gay behaviors
>Comfy still hasn't proposed to me
not looking good, lads

thank

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Only truthful one

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>refresh
>its up even more

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I sold my activision put at open today and still made 90 dollars. You think I should get another one before market close for earnings?

not sure if theyre going to do well on earnings or not. I thought black ops 4 sold a lot but they seem disapointed with it

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>rejected 3 filthy thots
They were prostitutes, but still technically thots :^)
Comfy never consented to that arrangement. He's destined for either RKG or ratsu
checked and I agree

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who is he?

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how many shares of this meme stock do people have? seems like you can make more by flipping blue chips

How can one individual get so just'd?

>SOON

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Why? We have been in a bull market since 08. Just pull out right now and wait for the next crash. You will 10x it.

>dude gaymes lol!
>dude WEEEEED lmaoo!

>bought Seelos Therapeutics because its ticker is "SEEL"
>up 4.91%

noice

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now buy MDLZ and KHC

Ill sell Comfy an RKG for his BST shares

Ugh Aurora's in the red again. Jfc I want to free up my buying power, it's so boring waiting for this to become dumpable.

>he didn't buy REFR at 2.40

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The IV is going to be so high even if you guess the direction right you can still get JUST.

comfy is an oompa loompa small spec who used to trip and create weekly /smg/ podcasts. sadly he got spooked doesn't so that anymore so he's worthless, but at least he stopped losing everything in options gambles. he and LCI are getting married!

from what I hear its 6 to 4 call put ratio right now on activison. not sure if the people with calls are smart or retarded.

GOOOOOOPROOOOOOOO!

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WEED STOCKS MY NIGGA

BUY WEED STOCKS BROS!!!

420!!

Are there any national bank cheapies? I already own JPM and BLK.
That's a hard trade >_>

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sure call it optionssellers.com it will be the first options only hedge fund that hasn't gone completely bankrupt

go fuck yourself seriously. why does reddit shit have to be repeated in all of these theads? have you guys heard of box spreads? lolol baconing at midnight am I right?

Impressive man...cryptofag here....after more than a year starting to make profitable trading bitcoin (dont hold any though)...how much did It take you to become consistent?

420 BrOoOoO0oO!!

>BUY WEED STOCKS BROS!!!

ACB

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65% calls to 35% puts on it right now.

barchart.com/options/most-active/stocks?orderBy=symbol&orderDir=asc

>We have been in a bull market since 08.
Except for, like, you know, what happened less than two (2) months ago.

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hello, where is the proofs ?

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Stop posting this badly drawn dude in every thread, fag. What's a matta wit you?

I wonder what my growth rate would be if I longed every single company here

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PYX

BLAZE IT FAGGOTS

who EA here ?

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>He didn't short AMD 2 hours ago

A 40 day retracement isn't a bear market....

I'm not holding puts but holy fuck some of you bulls are completely delusional, we're reaching the new paradigm phase

PLEASE VOTE IN THIS BANK POLL
strawpoll.me/17418472

lol no. When things are oversold again I will hop back in. Not before.

When r they gonna make another dragon age? I love rolling elf thots, it's like a racism simulator.

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yeah fuck that. to much risk. I just bought some EA calls ironically

smokin up that POTENT kush dank my doods!!!
oh yeaaaaaaaa ALL IN CRON WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Buy Celldex immediately if you want a quick profit.

>he's not following Kevin Douglas

He's also the guy who invested a million dollars in IMAX in the early 2000s when they were about to be bankrupt. His 1 million is worth 150 million today

compoundingmyinterests.com/compounding-the-blog/2012/2/15/kevin-douglas-the-greatest-super-investor-no-on

5 months from now 4 people will be playing that game.

20% is a retracement.

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whalewisdom.com/filer/douglas-kevin

BELIEVE IN KEVIN DOUGLAS

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just wait till msm and npcs picks this shit up as new rocknite

look at activity in the msm my dude, ea cashes some good jewtubers

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