I'm worried Jow Forums doesn't know how to wipe

I'm worried Jow Forums doesn't know how to wipe.
>As you pass over your anus, relax the sphincter muscles and slightly press the pad of your middle finger into the opening.
Did you guys know this? It's life changing.
howtowipeyourbutt.com

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but then youd be feeling the anus of a man
gay as fk
do peeople really do this

>not using baby wipes

Just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.

>He doesn't momentarily identify as a female to not succumb to gayness.

Haha get rekt cuck.

imagine how much of a complete retard you'd have to be to not have known this

/wetwipesmasterrace/ reporting in

you have to get between the ridges, you need to poke each ridge, working your way around all of the crevices in a clockwise motion.

You’re ruining our fucking sewage systems you retard

adapt

Heil-checked for truths.

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CSW already owns the patent.

yea I saw the doc on london's fatbombs but we have newer bigger sewers in America

No you adapt you fucking swine idiot. Imagine destroying millions in infrastructure because your asshole is too sensitive.

Protip: install a fucking bidet or sprayer . It costs $30 and you will never go back.

I've been clenching when I wipe. I'll give it a try. Thanks op.

I have too much butt hair. I have no choice but to wipe myself with "flushable" wet wipes. You can actually throw out your wet wipes in the trash if you want to be safe.

make me

if you trim your butt hair, ball hair, and armpit hair, it gets rid of a lot of the stank that collects there throughout the day

What should I do about the hemmroids though?

Seriously, get a bag of disposable razors and shave your asshairs once a month, the amount of wiping decreases exponentially

Poke with a hot needle.

Lol i never clean myself up after shitting
I just buy new boxershorts everyday

Feels bad being a poorfag and dont have the money to biy everyday new boxershorts isnt it? Lol

Thank god i dumped.on you retards on jan. 2018

That worked! My hemmroid is gone! Holy fuck! What coin should I buy user??

Now this is a shitpost.

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