How much money do I need to have girls give me rimjobs? Everytime I try to initiate they are not into it

How much money do I need to have girls give me rimjobs? Everytime I try to initiate they are not into it

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user, you're supposed to lick THEIR shitter, not the other way around.

Sniff*

Dunno gow to do it with random snatch, but with somebody you've been with for a while, drop subtle hints about it every fews days, eventually ask her to do it (she will probably say no), keep referencing it when you hang out, tell her you want to eat her ass as a trade for her eat8ng your ass (she'll probably say no), keep referencing etc. Eventually, take a shower with her, offer to eat her ass so she understands how good it feels, and then when she tweaks out for how pleasurable it is, ask her to do the same for you. If she's remotely into you she will help you out.

I pull more hoes than those pua fags Damm it feels good to be brought up in a time of hook up aps

take your /magiciancore/ fasion back to

I've had 2 ex gfs ask to rim me. I told them no because I'm not a huge faggot.

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>gfs ask to rim me

Were they typical degenerate hoes or normies?

Do normie girls usually eat ass?

normies do not eat ass, you need a degenerate.

One is stereotype normie the other kinda degenerate. Who am I kidding all women are degenerates.

Had a white girl who tried to lick my ass after sucking the sweat clean off my balls.
She went straight for my asshole and I had to stop her and say I’m not into that rimming shit. She actually looked disappointed afterwards.
Don’t know where the fuck she learned that shit from.

>tfw you will never be as cool as Mystery

Why even approach

Grindr my dude
Find a cute little twink with a long tongue and a tight asshole

My girlfriend has asked me to do this. Don’t know where it came from. I said no. My ass hole is surrounded by hair. Sometimes I wipe sweat from my ass when I go piss and there’s poop on the toilet paper. The thought of someone wanting to put their tongue there does not make sense to me.

>having shower with tinder slut
>had sex so was a bit tired
>sit down in shower, assume she'd lay down with me
>she starts backing up her ass into my face
>wtf.jpg
>move my head to the side
>make a joke about it

I was too thick to realize it at the time but she was trying to get me to lick her ass. Dirty slut.

Came from niggers, lots of rap music and normie music in general references eating ass.

The thought of kissing someone after they've had your dick in their mouth doesn't gross you out either?

I can honestly say I've never came from a blowjob.

To answer your question OP I made 40k last year. I’m in really good shape though, so if you really want this get shredded and I’m sure some girls will offer. The idea of a man iniating this behavior though is suspiciously gay.

The nigger influence is huge on western society now. Even in places where there is no Africans, the music industry peddles hip hop and rap with the host population before moving niggers in via immigration.

Incrementalism.

Bro if she wasn’t gross I have no idea why you wouldn’t do this. Girls go wild for it. I do lick my girlfriends ass if she’s out of the shower.

I don't understand how that would gross out a person. It's my dick.

This nigga eats his own cum

You’re missing the point. There’s been plenty of times I haven’t let my girlfriend suck my dick because I know it’s fucking stinky down there. One time of that and she’ll be reluctant to in the future. My ass hole is like that all the time if that makes any sense. It’s just kind of weird.

Like if she’s sucking my dick I’m thinking to myself she’s such a slut and she likes dick. If she’s licking my ass hole I just see myself feeling weird for her.

You like the taste of your own dick?

Cool.

I think blowjobs are Jewish subversion desu.

Angry virgin detected

>never came from a blowjob
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

imagine THE SMELL if she let one rip

Worlds Greatest PUA and that's the best he could do? mmmmmmmm

It doesn't feel particularly good though. Anal stuff is a kike meme.

are you so homophobic you're afraid of your own dick?
you're probably gay in denial and super scared of it my dude.

What's the deal with rimming?
While she rimms you fart or shit in her mouth when she doesn't expect it?
I don't get the rimming shit?

>the current state of biz

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I eat ass. I like girls eating my ass. You're all faggots.

lul
putting your tongue in the thot's mouth after she has been blowing for x amount of minutes is the most exciting thing for me. I even tell em to stop blowing so i can kiss her. All of this makes them dripping wet also so

I've come to the conclusion that the majority of biz are NEET incel faggots.

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Once had a bird finger my ass and then had shit on her finger and had to run to the toilet after. She’s like “this happens”.

I’ve had girls do it on the first night, one-night stand when i had no job and no place to stay. Petite blond girl, wouldn’t fuck without a condom though. So no you don’t need money, just be tall and handsome.

me too user

he also is banned from seeing his kid and he transitioned. almost like hedonism is not the key to a happy life

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Who this? If she doesn't have a cute face the picture is ruined for me.

you have to go back

I'm so horny and lonely. I just want a girl with a decent brapper to let me eat ass. I don't have many friends though and I'm too autistic to meet women. An escort could solve this, but I'm too paranoid and would feel like a loser after.

I like eating girls asses but don't like my ass eaten. Am I a phaggot?

>Sometimes I wipe sweat from my ass when I go piss and there’s poop on the toilet paper.
you're aware that you're supposed to wash your crack and butthole every day in the shower with soap? A lot of men are dirty and never wash their ass.

Just be chad and find a degenerate girl OP money isn’t an issue unless you are paying a hooker

Sorry, I like my own middle finger up the ass sometimes, but I can't let my gf touch it without getting soft. I am not gay enough to force myself to let her have her way inside me with a soft dick until I like it.

>he thinks a girl playing with his anus makes him gay
i pity your boring normie sexuality

Well you took it personally, I tried since I massage my prostate sometimes when masturbating, but as soon as the fantasy becomes reality I get turned off. Maybe a strong man such as yourself forcing me to take your dick inside me would change my mind and open up a new world of sexual depravation to fill my otherwise empty life.

The more attractive girl the girl the more likely she has tongued a guy's asshole. The more partners a girl has had the more likely she has tongued a guy's asshole. The older a girl is between 18 and 28 especially, the more likely she has tongued a guy's asshole. A 21 year old 10/10 who has been with 4 guys very likely has done it. By the time she's 25, there's almost a 100% chance. 18 year old cuties of today are basically almost certain to lick asshole by the time they're 21 if the opportunity arises. Any girl really is a risk factor for previous asshole licking these days, but the odds of her doing it accelerates if she's a 7 or above. Any cute girl you come across has at least a 60% chance she has done it, but a nearly 0% chance she'll admit it.