I WISH MY PENIS WAS BIGGER

He definitely would. More nerve endings and a thicker dick can actually feel squeezed by vaginas.

Cope

women always want a bigger dick, don't kid yourself dicklet

Stop caring about things like this. There is a huge dongloid conspiracy spread by the media and the government. The truth is that 4 inches is the average size for a normal human man. Any bigger than 4 inches is abnormal and inhuman.
Dongloids are so sad. They have bigger penises but smaller brains. They are big dumb brutes waving around their oversized retardmeat.

I fucking hate the Jewish meme that niggas are supposed to have monster cocks while I sit here with my 4 in every single time I get with a chick she always goes 'is that it' I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE ITS NOT FAIR

The average male penis is only 4" and the average woman hole is only 3.77" deep
Dongloids literally can't even fit their whole penis inside. They don't even get full stimulation hahahaha. Similar to how circumcised penises feel about 20% less stimulation than uncircumcised.
>tfw 3.8" uncircumcised master race
Get fucked dongloids

I have a 6,5 ince dick with you width and im still a virgin due to autism.

>black
>small dick
Why God?

>having sex with a gigantic cave
The average female hole is only 3.77". If it's any bigger, you have every right to shame her for the whore she is.

Maybe for small white girls who don't get any better that's okay but its fucking humiliating where I live. Stop with this dicklet cope its far more pathetic then dicklet despair.

LOL he says while engaging in dongloid cope

I am a normal human manlet. Lanklets and dongloids are mutant creations of GMO foods and chemicals, all they do is lunk around all day with their arms and oversized retardmeat dangling on the ground and their slack-jaws wide open, staring off into space, unable to produce anything of value.

Lanklets are bigger and stronger because they are the servant class. They are the ones who have to work and fight/die for the manlet master race.

>LOL he says while engaging in dongloid cope
>I am a normal human manlet. Lanklets and dongloids are mutant creations of GMO foods and chemicals, all they do is lunk around all day with their arms and oversized retardmeat dangling on the ground and their slack-jaws wide open, staring off into space, unable to produce anything of value.
>Lanklets are bigger and stronger because they are the servant class. They are the ones who have to work and fight/die for the manlet master race.

Thank god I'm not a manlet Jesus Christ the intense cope ya'll generate is outstanding

manlets literally run the world you dumb fucking lanklet

at least my penis is proportional to my height, unlike you :)

>The average male penis is only 4"
that's the world average. If you're in the US, the average among wh*toids is more like 6 or 6.5

Your seething has actually made me feel better thanks bro

False. Don't believe the dongloid conspiracy. Pic related.

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hmm the only one who is angry here is you, dumb lanklet. I'm just poking fun at you for being part of the servile lanklet class.

I have an 8 inch penis but I'm still going to die a virgin. I just want to smell and eat a woman's ass.

Lanklet cope

Stupid dongloids literally eating shit, you can't make this up

Should I cut the end of my dick off to even it up with the circumcision scar? It's 7" and it feels like a waste to not be able to get the whole thing in sometimes, would probably be more comfortable if it had some "leg room" in front of it when I go balls deep.

>It's 7"
Yes. Penis reduction surgery is costly but worth it in the long run.

>tfw can’t afford penis reduction surgery
Feels bad man

>tfw smell a fit girl's bum
>tfw it smell like mine

Is it good or bad to have a feminine smelling bum?

Funniest thread ever
All this literally insane cope

You think a zip tie would work? I've heard of people castrating animals that way, unwanted part just falls off eventually.

nice cope dongloid, but you'll still never fit it in.

That's a rather primitive and savage way to go about it, but even I would resort to such drastic methods if I were a dongloid. Good luck fren

I just need to get this excess dong off of my body. It feels like a foreign object past the first 3.5".

To any of you dumb dongloids doubting the truth, if 4 inches isn't the most natural, then why are we born with FORE(4)skin? I bet you're circumcised, too. Dongloids are more likely to have mutilated oversized genitals.

To everyone else, don't believe the dongloid conspiracy. The truth is out there. Science is on our side. 4" is the average male penis size and 3.77" deep is the average woman hole size. So 3.77" is the optimal penis size, everything else is just a waste.

You need to shorten your penis, that's why girls won't go near you. I have to trick them by only showing them my dick after I get out of a cold river or lake.

This. Same here and I have a shroom dick. Of the 20 or so women I've had sex with, I've made like half of them squirt.
>I've never cum like that before...
In b4 larp
In b4 be jelly girthlets

JEJKd

>I've made like half of them squirt.
Same here. It's disgusting, how do I make them stop doing this?

Ask nicely for them to stop squirting, and if they keep doing it, piss on them and ask them how it feels.

I agree. All you can do is put towels down and make her put them in the washer after.

Oh. I tried hitting them and choking them out during but that just made it worse.
I just want to slide my headless dick into a dry vagina and have them hold still while I cum a few seconds later. Is that so much to ask?