Jow Forums car thread

let's reaffirm nobody here actually knows how to make money

>inb4 "le trucks are for tiny dicks"
fuck off reddit

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But Trucks are for mini dicks

>dodge
everyone knows chevy is the only biz pilled truck

imagine the mileage
imagine the insurance
imagine the nergroes that fuck with your truck

that is against the rules

Kek we don’t work driving around spics. We don’t work with our hands you lower class laborer.

I have a pretty big penis and can't fathom needing such a loud and abrasive overstatement of my masculinity. I drive a Toyota Corolla. Trucks like the OP pic are for people with small dicks, unironically, unless you own a farm or something (no, going to home depot a few times a year isn't a reason to own such a truck).

keeping telling yourself that needle dick

>kron4.com/news/national/ford-recalls-15m-pickups-that-can-downshift-without-warning/1778426482
Found On Road Dead

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still no one has posted their car?

kek you all probably drive honda civics or 30 year old pathfinders

oh I forgot the one user who has the entry level BMW and the other who has the Jaguar which is really just a rebadged Mercedes with worse performance

I drive a 12 year old Mazda3.

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I financed a 2006 chevy silverado. I don't need it for work now, but I will when I leave this stupid job and start making it working for myself

Some would think, what a waste financing a truck just to drive to work at a pizzeria.. but no, I walk to work. The truck is for when I finally leave the stupid pizzeria

I've worked 80 hours per week for 2 and a half years and I'm ready to have a life again

Imagine how stupid this truck will look in 10 years.

What did he say?

I drive a 2014 fiat 500 that I bought new. It has 50,000 miles. I wont need a new car until 2029. May buy an old beater f150 if I need a truck for /out/ shenanigans, though the little fister is doing a good enough job on dirt roads.

your fiat isn't going to last 300k miles without numerable expensive and inconvenient breakdowns and repairs

Considering I change my own oil, spark plugs, and do all of my maintenance myself, it'll make 150k easily. I drive 10,000 miles a year, brainlet. Please check your math.

Keek

On one hand, the shirt is funny. On the other, we are at peak degeneracy.

invest in fleta and get lambo

what do you need a truck to haul?

your dildo collection and piss bottles?

not sure how you think it's funny. it's classless and trashy

>net worth ~$1.1 million
>2007 Toyota Highlander w/110k miles
put your money into appreciating assets, not depreciating assets

no one cares about your "assets" aka your overpriced mortgage that makes you housepoor

i bought a house in seattle for $360k in 2010 and sold it last year for $800k. then i bought a cheaper house and put the rest of the sales proceeds into liquid securities. meanwhile, i was saving aggressively and investing that money too. definitely not house poor here.

ok so how much do you actually have in liquid assets

If you own a truck and work a white collar job, everyone thinks you are compensating for something

Around $350k in taxable brokerage accounts and cash and another $200k in tax advantaged retirement accounts.

ok, so just another poorfag. thanks for playing

doing just fine for being in my early 30s and coming from a family with no money.

Seething

Those huge trucks are for manual labourer plebs or fat American dicklets. I could step out of a pink 1960's Volkswagen Beetle and look more masculine than you ever could. Needing things to extend or enhance your personality/image means you don't have one.

>buttmad euro peon
sorry you have no personal space over there

I like big loud truck that go fast. MAGA go to jail hilery

Any thoughts on the F150 diesel?

Should be paid off this year. Mostly from trading profits from early last year.

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>$58,815 MSRP
>V6

McConaugheypilled

Hey grandpa I didn’t know you traded crypto

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Are you being detained?

I thought we were making fun of poorfags here. And what about the diesel's lifespan?

we are but you can get the 250 or 2500 from Ford or Ram for same price

Pretty much. I don't mind though, it's got the higher tier engine and the interior is comfy.

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post actual pics or LARP

What shithole neighborhood in Seattle did you buy that house in? Also selling under 1mil in Seattle (yikes)

My precious metals have retained 100% of the value I paid for them. Actually gone up almost a dollar a piece on my silver coins. Can you say the same about your truck the second it left the dealership parking lot?

Car threads on biz are the fucking worst. None of you inbreds know anything.

feels GUUUUD sun

jk i'm poor af

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can your silver drive across the country or tow a boat

You're lucky, I happened to have one.

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As long as you enjoy it that’s all the matters. Good job user, I’m proud of your acommplishments and hope you have a great day.

thanks sirs, well wishes

would have gone with a lighter color personally but good choice otherwise

>imagine not affording
>imagine not affording
>imagine not carrying

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small townhouse in ballard. it was foreclosed when i bought it so i got it cheap.

me

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>unless it's a luxury car, not buying japanese

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Trucks look damn nice for me. It feels like freedom, power. It feels American(I'm from europe though). Like going for a barbeque and drinking beer near a nice lake while the sun is setting.

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Why does everyone hate trucks so much.
>2005 Silverado 1500
>6.75 inch penis
>Stay mad niggers

I'm thinking about getting a cheap as dicks rental fleet kia soul and then modding and gutting it when i have time/space/money/expertise. Good or bad idea? I unfortunately need a wagon if I'm keeping a car for over 5 years and My 02 accord is dying.

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You have very good taste, fren.

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thank you

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>spotted the european in the thread
dude stop posting classy cars for men of taste in a muh rica thread. Muricans are known to have no class and no taste.

ok im sorry

>t. fatally low-t yurosoy with 0.000000001 L engine "car"

yuck

small dick

Had his nip car for over a decade and it still runs great, get rekt plebs

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fake vent cope