I followed my boss on instagram(no mutual followers at all) and she never accepted the request and now it's extremely...

For fapping purposes

I'd say this. Say something like she came up in the recommended or suggested, can't remember what instagram does, and say you hope she didn't find it weird and make it clear you don't mind if she doesn't accept.

You have 2 options
1: Ignore it and wait for time to bury this awkward autistic stunt you pulled
2: Double down on the autism and exploit it further with boomerisms
Talk about office synergy and asks why she didn't add you back IRL (make it seem like it you consider it a company thing to be friendly) and then do what but also sip coffee loudly.
After she cringes so hard that she relfexively adds you flood your Instagram daily with motivational posters about team work and work ethic

Make her suffer.

jesus, are these the brainlets im competing against in the markets? are you all this dumb?

Grab her by the pussy #MAGA

>competing against
the competition's already over, and the winners have already been decided

I guess I should also say that I made a fake account but left my email(which has my first and last name in it) so I think she knows I was doing something weird. She's really beautiful and is from Syria I love her man, she has a husband and I just wanted access to her insta so I could see what he looks like but I think I had a shot with her

Jow Forums everyone

lmao
haven't laughed so much in awhile

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stop

On second thought there isn't a single reason you shouldn't kill yourself
>race mixing
>adulteress
>creep
>techno retard
Yup there is not a single group in existence that wouldn't want you dead

put her instagram here, i'll be her friend (im a chad) and i'll post her/his pics.

Holy fuck, the turn this thread took!

based autist cheering up cryptofags after their 95% losses. doing god's work user

OP it's time to pack it in. Hit the gym 4 times per week doing 6 sets of 5-12 reps on any machine or exercise you want, do this for 6 months, then look into proper routines (you will on your own after results start). Getting jacked is the ONLY thing that can save how weird you are being.

I love you, you autistic weirdo. But srs, Syrian woman look like normal humans, but they're actually barely bleached sand niggers, her pubes will look like a 70s Motown band

>she has a husband and I just wanted access to her insta so I could see what he looks like but I think I had a shot with her

lol blown the fuck out. Might as well double down on the creepiness for laughs

Why didnt you just fake a profile of chad and add her and fool her around a bit so she sends nudes to blackmail

>your boss is female
Your first mistake.
>You got thirsty
Potentially your last mistake. I honestly don't understand why guys like you are still this thirsty after what's been going on the past 2 years wherein you can have your career destroyed by just looking at a female wrong. Is the thirst that powerful? Enlighten yourself with this educational video and learn to stop thinking with your dick.
youtube.com/watch?v=tJoFOEc-gco

Also start looking for a new job immediately.

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I know you guy's are laughing at me but realize that love makes you make irrational choices. Also I forgot to mention the fake profile uses a high school girls Identity, Jow Forums said making a fake profile of a girl always works

instagram.com/bjanes55/

...

Ok now I know you're trolling
This has to be a joke lol

It isn't I wish I was baiting right now. I really wanted to see pictures of her

HAHAHAHAHA

>same old mgtow shit in your stupid video
ugh

Im not even surprised

>I guess I should also say that I made a fake account but left my email

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Oh myyyy

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So what should I do now?

Users cannot see your email, I think you're just being autistic.

Oh wow I know where you work. I'm going to send your boss a link to this thread

Where do I work? Don't joke about this man...

Holy shit you done fucked up

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This, you’re fine

18yo
started at 15 yrs old
presumably bodycount stated by here 8.

How does this add up with this?
washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/fewer-teens-having-sex-as-decline-in-risky-behaviors-continue/2018/01/04/a868bf84-f15c-11e7-97bf-bba379b809ab_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.a1a0d6cfdcbb

seems that the incelmeme is true after all, that top 5% chad get all the prime fertile girls

No wonder she's avoiding you like the plague. You might want to start looking for a new job you fucking sperg.

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Bro please tell me at least the first letter the companh starts with

We have endless free hd porn now. And it's mainstream now. So it makes sense, and the decline will continue. Plus with poundmetoo mass-redpilling all these boys, I think the decline might accelerate.