Announcement: What did Chainlink mean by this?

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that they've lost all credibility and are resorting to announcements of announcements. I'm not sure what you were expected given their hiring of a chinaman woman. Disappointing, desu.

Israel has no right to exist.

Decentralized test net live

based as fuck

slow morning in discord huh?

Is this real

Whhat source?

uh oh here comes the *HON-

why would they announce anything of importants at a fan meetup?

>anything of importants
You better hope they're announcing modern latrines for your village.

Aggregation in test net.

Brainlet detected

Who do you think is going to build stuff using Chainlink?

I wanted to go but staying in Denver for a couple days would probably cost me about $1k. Can't afford the trip right now. Keep us updated anons.

im using a 1992 mac book pro to post from my remote russian shack btw so time is short. you never answered my question basedboy

>huge event happening 15th in denver
>host a pancake special the day before so you can announce mainnet to 7 link marines who show up

and im the brainlet?

You actually are. The breadcrumbs are there. Your green text deduction is increadibly ironic. You my friend are the brainlet.

Read the bottom of the message, Sergey hasn't approved. Infighting is happening, Sergey is CSW of Chainlink and the team will discredit him as the creator. That's the announcement.

They fired Rory they are going to announce a new Reddit manager.

Holy shit this guy is right. The new picture is a power move, a statement. Nazarov will not play along and fork the network.

Are you team Chainlink Core or Chainlink Sergey's Vision?

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KEK

im team chainlink gold desu

which side is Jason Parser on?

this is so fucking big...the team never makes anouncement of annuncements, this is actually fucking new and bullish AF

Sure they do

what do you mean? they have NEVER announced anything, even when they announced the acquisition of town crier or the testnet, they did not hint at the announcements...

How much groestl would you pay to gargle her gristle?

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Kekd

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Shes nasty user

And yet it has for almost 100 years.

Nope, they don't

Chainlink Private obviously dumb fuckers.

This is exactly why I've been stacking Chainlink Gold for the last 12 months.

*ahem*
*tink tink tink*

I WANT TO KNOW WHY SERGEY'S NAME ISN'T ON THERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Thomas, Dan, Rory, Adelyn and the Chainlink Team
wtf even fucking Rory is there but Sergey isnt
are they going to announce Sergey is quitting

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Hey dumb ass, Sergey's at the IC3 Winter Retreat.

IC3 Winter Retreat
February 14-15, 2019 Congress Centre Kursaal Interlaken, Strandbadstrasse 44, 3800 Interlaken, Switzerland

Then why would they announce mainnet tomorrow in Colorado if Sergey is in Switzerland?

They are announcing the results of their research into mass retard psychology. The Swiss venue is a ball for European psychotherapists and high society.

he is at IC3 tommorrow in switzeland

The announcement is that Sergey's never coming back from Switzerland. He's quitting his job and taking up a new life as a ski instructor.

At least he might lose weight

good for him, good for him...he deserves it. I love sergey now more than chainlink. And even though it dump to 0$ in a few minutes, I'll be happy for him , that's what true love is

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I think there’s some truth to this. Why Sergey name not in this

Chainlink main net this month?

dearguide.com/crypto/category/idexes/

I've always wanted to ride the slopes with Serg. Glad he's following his passion

just look at the confidence

based
niggers are subhuman

This. Why does she get posted so much? Is it because she had a big-face?

its because she looks like a man, retard

announcement?

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They’re not. They’re announcing test net 0.6. Sounds boring but it won’t be.

Something about what happened in NYC and 9/11

> don't sell now surely it will go back up. They only need to do something worthy of a Nobel Prize to figure out smart contracts. Shouldn't be that tough

> *honk* *honk*

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Linking API together isn't hard. Is this the best they can come up with? It isn't even remotely connected to what makes their "smart" contracts an impossible vision.

kek

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t. Illhan Omar

This

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90s Interscope was the peak of music

OBSESSED
kys seething muzzie

Gas yourself ya fucking jew rat.

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Imagine disagreeing with that statement lel

I'll be going bros, lemme know if you have any questions to ask the team. I'll be sending them my regards *honkhonk*

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Wen mainet

Buy Thomas a beer, and give Dans feet a rub

Please don’t sperg out an embarrass us

Jow Forums NEETs?

How did it go??

Lmao

i need more proof of that you're really going in order to get my hopes up.
please dont play with my feelings user

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Ur retarded
Lol Muslims calling other ppl rats... you are the filthiest abomination of a person to exist, worse than a nigger. Muslims are a curse on this world:

*HONK HONK*

Here’s my reminder in my boomer mailbox
No promises
If sergey isnt there idk if we’ll get this answer, maybe rory will squeal but even he is too cryptic
Really well! Thanks.

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kek

Oh we’ll be doing plenty of that at the after party for sure

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Sergey at ic3 retreat. Ask if brave new coin will be using single or multiple nodes for the indices

Yeah I hope he’s doing well. Roger doger cowboy, I’ll be reporting back here tomorrow with results

God bless u Denver user. May ur link wallet always be plentiful

Announcement leaked. Based user posted it in another thread
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9/10, only thing that would have made it better is a quick "fuck niggers and fuck jannies" at the end.

brilliant, fucking hell

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>We're also hosting a Meetup on Thur 2/14 WITH CELER AT 5:30 PM
It's going literally be as follows:
>Hi everyone, thanks for join us here today. We really appreciate the constant big community support, also we are really excited to announce that Celer and Chainlink are partnering together to help each other in the biggest goal of bringing smart contracts into the real world.

Literally yawning just thinking about it

I got a ticket and could go as well, but just not sure if im going to.

celer has already announced... also the team never announce an announcement

*honk* *honk*

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So has your mom doesn't stop me from fuck choking her all night.

>he still doesnt know the large hadron collider is going to accept chainlink network jobs

Sergey is held up in a safe house.

At this point it is very dangerous to have all the team in one place at the same time!!

$1000 eoy

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1000 eoy

>celer has already announced...
They have?

Chainlink SV

>Chainlink SV
Steve's Vision?

The good thing about Chainlink's modular approach is they won't need to split the network, they just can add both approaches and users will be who choose which one fits them