How do i short gen z?

How do i short gen z?

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Become a youtuber and sell “merch”

By longing it :)

gen Z doesn't even know what gender they are

boomers have committed unspeakable crimes against the youth

I'll short you first doomer

Gen Z is unironically the suicide generation, it shorts itself

1. Buy a ton of stock in Epic Games
2. Open up a short with x500 leverage
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3. Sabotage the Epic Games company
4. Watch your free money come rolling in as your net worth skyrockets

>make a fucking thing (literally doesn't matter what)
>convince them they need it
>make your fucking thing available quickly and conveniently
>as exposure increases make buying your fucking thing even easier and more convenient
>enjoy brief but huge gains before your fucking thing becomes yesterday's news
>repeat

this desu.

Buy crypto.
Unhappy losers = crypto buyers
Bad society = unhappy losers

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>0.50% expense ratio

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Wow, what a diverse crowd. For that reason, I’m in.

Invest in tidepods.

based and redpilled, fuck doomers you are all 30 betas that cry about how the boomers fucked their lifes, get over it and start doing something productive with your life.

By lighting up your fireplace and throwing wads of cash into it

create a website that sells German WW2 schwag

>gen Z doesn't even know what gender they are
>boomers have committed unspeakable crimes against the youth

Boomers are innocent on this one. Gen x and the early years of gen y are responsible. Gen x is also responsible for letting feminists infiltrate and poison school curriculae.

you made that up

Did I?

Ten cent has 1bn $ stake in fortnite

Nice liq stratagem. Sure to get liqed in about an hour

you are just extrapolating your personal experience with your momma to every female (the unknown KEK) and making a reaching, sweeping claim that can’t be backed by data

boomers did nothing wrong?

you mean those hippies smoking weed and taking lsd?

this

im thinking about it every day, but i've come too far to off myself yet