Jow Forums, What is your way out?

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Unironically military. I've been blessed with way above average physical attributes (height, strength, speed, agility, endurance, balance, eye sight, reflexes, etc), an ability to perform very well under pressure and high stress situations and above average intelligence/problem solving; Im pretty much exactly what they're looking for

If I can tough it out 5-10 years, get a few deployment bonuses and stack some cash, I can get out with enough capital to actually do something with (apparently you don't really end up spending much money when you're on base or on deployment). I'd also have a half decent bit of money built up in a pension, which although 10 years won't be much, is better than nothing. I can't see myself becoming a jarhead lifer, but it seems like a decent option especially in today's world. If shit hits the fan in my lifetime I would like to be the guy who has combat training rather than the guy who spent 30 years sitting in an office

Good luck to you, soldier. Don't get PTSD and come back in one piece...

You seem smart. Apply for ROTC scholarships before enlisting.

Waste a towel head for me. God speed

Ive seen people get stabbed, shot, fall off a building, suffer insanely bad injuries in car crashes and had guns/knives pulled on me already and don't really have ptsd, but ya I guess that always is a risk (especially because an ied going off under your vehicle is probably a lot more traumatic than just being robbed at gun point).

I imagine by that point we'll have a new boogieman to collectively hate

Cryptocurrencies

gooks truly are disgusting subhumans

I know a korean guy just like this, I blocked him because his desperation made him lash out at me, called me racial slurs and said I was an asshole.

Dropped his ass back at the trash heap.