Valentines Day

Does biz have any plans for today?

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Class, homework, packing for a ski trip this weekend and wishing my parents a Happy Valentine's day.

skipping work. I don't want to hear about this shit

stop posting pics of my gf i told you guys to cut it out

uhm? excuse me? She's my current confirmed girlfrien I can timestmap too

Going out to a fancy restaurant with my significant other followed by sex, just like every other normal and at least somewhat successful person.

STFU IDIOT SHES LITERALLY MY GF IRL FUCK OFF

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CUT IT OUT RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SWEAR SHE IS MY SHMOOKEY BUNS MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE FUCK STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE NOT CORRECT FUCK PLEASE

We always go out the day before or day after. Service always sucks on Valentine's day.

Going to a rave tomorrow

she sucked me off last week
you guys have an understanding I guess
btw I might given her herpes sorry tell her to put Vicks on it. Burns bad but shit works

eating to excess

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ive had to cash out 6k stinkies in the time shes been my gf AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

heh, she deepthroated my prolapsed anus a day before she sucked you, gues your fag now cuz your penis went into my anus

Doing my usual sports stuff then going drinking and to a strip club with my bisexual ex gf who still loves fucking me because I have a great cock. We might pick up a girl if we find one.

How are raves these days? Haven't been to one in many moons

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Breddy gud if you go to "burner parties" philly and nyc have a decent scene

Zoomers leave rrreeeeeeeeee

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how do you even find them?

Search for burner parties

I had a long chat with my online Thai girlfriend. I finally got her to send me a picture or herself in her bra. Hopefully it progresses to full nudes in a month or two. She's very conservative.

Good to hear the scene is still going strong. :]

fuck my gf hopefully

Lol not a zoomer. Almost 32 here. Live with my parents.

I want to smell a woman's asshole.

34 here. Meeting my divorce lawyer in an hour. Probably going to have to take a job mowing lawns or move back in with my parents soon.

dinner with my girlfriend, don't really wanna go, gotta drive an hour to miami reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sounds really rough, user. Hopefully the meeting is a productive one.

Hopefully your parents are understanding of your situation. Moving back in isn't easy as you may end up giving up some freedoms, but having stability in life is nice.

nice sex face

Any Anons know who she is?

Gaining mining exp at the motherloade mines in OSRS

Work

like everyone else

I broke up with my GF a few days ago. I don't feel anything, but she has texted me like 8 times.

I think I will go play some starsector.

pic related

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Went to dinner with my mum last night and bought chocolates for the middle aged ladies I work with. I finally asked out my work crush but she told me she's taken. Such is life. Back to the crypto hustle.

>mfw planning on going to huge "fuck love" party at "house of yes" tonight in brooklyn because work doesn't need me and this was the last text message received from the last girl i was regularly boning w/"no strings attached" (according to her initial want-ad in craigslist's missed connections) for the last month or so (have not & shall not respond):

Hey (user)! You know what...tonight probably won't be a good night either. In addition to that, I'm at a point in my life right now, and it took me a while to get where I am... I'm still trying to get ahead myself, and I need someone who is on the same page as me, as far as work, apartments, finances and ambition are concerned. I don't see any effort on your part to make changes. I offered to help you Tuesday to look for apartments, on MY day off, and I didn't hear from you all day, and when I finally did, you wished me a happy Chinese New Year. I think there are too many inconsistencies for me, and I'm not about to go backwards. I think you're a wonderful human being, but at this point in my life, I really need more stability and ambition.. I wish you the best with everything you do, and Moving forward.. we're just not on the same page right now... take care.

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Vietnamese (maybe thai)=2nd tier asian. You must be British or French

> have not & shall not respond):

My nikka

You've got an eye for your jungle asians. She is Thai. Extremely cute, but she was just too clingy and jealous. Our age difference was noticable as well. She is 18, I am 26. Just too different.

I don't know what you mean 2nd tier. Thai's are pretty cool, never been conquered and love martial arts and drinking. Yeah their country is pretty poor but it's taking off hard this past few years. I've lived all around east and southeast asia. Thai's are the most chill and easiest to get along with by far, and their legit buddihist upbringing means most of them have some sort of moral code.

Don't mind me, just hating for no reason. I feel like clingy is something typical asian though. And about the country being poor, not a bad thing if you are a foreigner. I've heard filipina's are the worst of all the southeast asians

nice larp

>breaking up with a qt asian cause shes clingy

You should marry her you goof

what the fuck is this thread
turbofaggot normies trying to look cool with their "scene" and "rave" and "fuck love" parties... go diddle each other in the ass, you massive homos
you deserve to see your bags go to 0

user-kun, I sense a lot of hate in you ;3 Why don't you tell me what's wrong? Teehee

> I've heard filipina's are the worst of all the southeast asians

Definitely. Not only are they extremely emotional like all asians, but they also have an intense self-hate that is the product of their fucked up culture.

Look man we are talking texting me 40+ times a day, and breaking down emotionally when I don't reply for 10 minutes. When I say clingy, I mean to an excessive degree. She needs someone who is emotionally dependent as she is, and I wasn't the guy for her. I also didn't have the time to try and 'fix' her or educate her about not being a shitty person, so I had to cut her loose.

Raving is the tits desu mate. Love a good dance.

Yhepe I will bang your mama!

Damn, I bet the attention was somewhat nice at first. How long did you date her for?

what do you do in asia for money?

>Missed connections in NYC

Nice larp

open wide user here comes a big one

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I'm glad you asked, OP. I own my own business, so I took calls from about 9-11am. I let my 8.5/10 girlfriend (who lives with me in the house I just renovated) sleep in for the holiday before showering together around noon. After getting dressed we went for coffee and a cheese danish at our favorite coffee shop downtown. We wandered around for a bit before stopping for a lunch of fried chicken, greens, eggs, fried potatoes, and biscuits and gravy (we both have high metabolisms, six packs, and can eat essentially whatever we want. while we are both very healthy, we do have a high fat diet; it gives us fuel for our active lifestyle). The employees greeted me by name, and I tipped well. Following lunch, we took the dog out to one of the many local hiking trails for a two mile walk (it happened to be 60F and sunny here today). Now I'm shitposting while she does something that involves not being in my home office. We will grab a drink later and all her hot, single girlfriends will gawk at her while flirting with me. She knows this gets me rock hard, and encourages such behavior.
No part of this has been a larp; this is precisely how my day has went and will go. Believe in yourselves, anons.

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pls gib mama

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Gonna sleep for 10-12 hours because of the lack of sleep I got this week.

Why she encourage her friends?

Is after usually better?

god i wish i had a asian girlfriend to cuddle with

Face pic?

I kind of want to have sex with an Asian woman.

I just want to latch my mouth on to her and live off of her love air.

Fuck my gf when she gets home from work.

Feels good man.

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hung out with my parents

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Taking my GF out to dinner. Might manipulate her emotionally later to get me some whiskey and weed.

A girl wanted to hang out with me for it and I ghosted her. Now I feel bad and want to wish her one, which I probably will. I still feel like a jerk.

It's silly, playful behavior. She brags to them about our sex, they all know how happy I make her, and they feel comfortable enough around me to be (extra) flirty, dance with me at shows, put their arms around me, etc. My girlfriend also understands that I love this behavior, love having a gaggle of babes hanging around at the bar or wherever, and that it gets me riled up later. No doubt it turns her on to see pretty girls lusting after her man, as well. Confidence and trust are key here, and valuable characteristics in every aspect of life.
>be me, with gf, about a year.5 ago
>take week long camping trip in CO
>decide on fourth night to head back into denver to meet with one of her friends who recently moved out there
>i don't know her well, but she is a babe and had just moved a week or two earlier
>shower and clean up at her place (nice apt.), go to dinner and drinks, on me.
>drinking on friends communal rooftop later than night
>meet and hang with some stoner couple for an hour or two
>they finally ask "user, so which one of these girls is your girlfriend?"
>before i can get a word out my gf says "both of us" as she kisses me on the cheek "we are both his babes"
>pretend that gf's hot friend is second girlfriend all night, have a blast holding hands with both girls and pretending we are a happy threesome
>we are all getting pretty drunk, lots of dirty talk
>hot friend spends the next two days with us camping, having a blast hanging out in bra and panties in the mountains
Never got to fuck hot friend. Nevertheless, it's still one of my fondest memories. The first night back camping my girlfriend went to sleep first, and very strategically fell asleep in the middle of the tent, ensuring that hot friend and I don't spoon all night. She's pretty great, but wasn't especially happy when hot friend from Denver came back to town to visit a year later and hit me up a whole day before letting my girlfriend know she was in town.
You can have this, too, user.

Based.

>you can have this too
No one can have the exact same experiences especially not ones like this as there are too many variables at play.

But the fact that you shared this on a Estonian bread-gambling board is telling.

Was gonna go see the girl who I've been seeing and fuck/eat a homecooked dinner but went to visit with my grandma for the day who got transported to the hospital last night.

Thanks, user.
Insightful.
There is a lack of confidence here. I'd like to help anons, who have helped me so much (believe it or not), achieve what they deserve. I occasionally post such long winded stories on various boards to assist others to overcome their fears or find motivation.

Yeah we're going out tomorrow. Dining out on Valentine's day sucks because it's crowded, they rush you out, they raise their prices, and the food quality declines because they just want you to eat and leave.

I put my peepee in an asian trans asshole today while she smoked meth

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>gf
user I...

Eating

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Thanks user. The lawyer pulled up her filing and turns out she's asking for me to pay her attorney fees, 5 different kinds of alimony, give her the car, and a whole lot of other shit. He said basically there's no way she'll get any of it because she works and I don't, but I still have to retain a lawyer to even hope of fighting it.

Going on date with big titty mommy jap gf unirinically.

> plans

masturbate

Hanging out with you guys.

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Ami Komuro if I had to guess but it might not be. OP's pic looks bit more Chinese.

nope no one loves me that's why I'm here

Damn you got me rock hard. SV masterrace. Damn. I’m going to have your lifestyle. Love the positivity. Happy valentines :)

>elliot in the background

I kek'd

Got the option of 4 escorts at the same time for 200/hour each. Worth it?

Degenerate
If she sends anything shes not pure.

Went to restaurant and bought the cheapest bottle of red wine for me and my girlfriend. Then crab and creme brulee.

>Thinking about all the money I saved today
cope cope cope

>thai
>girl
oh user

Is that a tranny joke? Haha good one user

That sucks, user. My best wishes for your grandma.

Welcome, user. Yeah, that sounds like she's trying to take you to the cleaners. Glad that your lawyer informed you of somewhat good news. Smart to want to keep a lawyer on retainer just in case. Good luck!

Ok, ty! She looks a lot like a Chinese girl a friend of mine dated. Had to do a double take.

Going raving isn't always degenerate. Never took x at a rave. Even if I did, wouldn't make it terrible if you've got a good group that truly follows PLUR. ;D

Haha yea

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Gettin some free valentines flowers

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Fleta

She is being sick and then I will fuck her

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oh, so that's why so many qt's were smiling at me today.

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Sounds amazing. How do I long you

Just got done making out at gf's house. She went to bed cause school tomorrown. Super comfy chilling in the window looking at the street below while watching vinesauce and being high. We smoked up before making out, super fuckin comfy

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you are a fucking idiot; this would be failure in any man's book who has an ounce of life in him. lusting after the girl for three days and not getting a 3some out of it, pathetic

Hope she feels better.

Sounds like a chill, enjoyable and equitable time. I approve of 420chan.