/smg/ Stock Market General Thread

Wonder and magic edition of love and happiness

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Retail Foreign Exchange (FX) Trading:
While FX trading is still considered a widespread practice of personal investment in Japan, its risk-prone nature has also led to the stigmatization of currency trading as a form of get-rich-quick-scheme, and as a result, Japanese FX investors who lament about their heavy losses have become a frequent target of online ridicule and mockeries, especially on 2channel and Nico Nico Douga (NND), where some users regularly make trades through its real-time streaming service.

Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2019/02/15/business/us-china-trade.html
oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide
youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

G[spoiler]PRO[/spoiler]

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n word

Thredly reminder that scoops sleeps on a fuckign mountain of dollar bills

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nytimes.com/2019/02/15/business/us-china-trade.html

Futures

red

Today/tomorrow is probably going to be shitty for me. I didn't set up any bear hedges before close and these futures look like kool-aid.

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like i told other anons, CVS, EA, CI, AMGP, BV, CLSK, COTY, GRPN. Remember me Monday and I’ll drop some more. I like AMC, UWT, TVTY month swings too.

>n word
What's the n word?
Is it Nvidia?

The coins in Scrooge McDuck's vault were fake. You can't swim in metal like that. It's all a lie.

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Holy shit. I should go buy some of that.
What's Kool AIDS' ticker symbol?

nggr

Good point.
Also, nice anime tiddies. Saved.

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need a earnings play spoonfed so i can get more link

We're all very impressed, chief.

Brilliant.
I see that we're on our A game when it comes to posting tonight. Nothing but top shelf material, boyos.

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nice, saving this think face

GALT FAGS
ASSEMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Delete this.

welcum to smg

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biotech

I have never seen that request succeed before.

I feel so loved.

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>I have never seen that request succeed before.

lol

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H△TE

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>Markets Rally On Trade Optimism
or
>Trade Fears Weigh On Markets

Every day for the last six months. I want a new thing to fomo or panic about.

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>mfw i see futures

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I'm planning to HODL for the whole year, famalam
Really wish I was trashed right now. This is some premier shitposting tonight.
Keep up the great work, kiddos

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I'm pretty much expecting to get stopped out of everything right at open. Let the goid times roll. If we're headed back to December lows let's get this show on the riad already so i can start shorting.

>I'm pretty much expecting to get stopped out of everything right at open.
I expected the same thing many times back when I used to pay attention to the futures market.

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*ahem*

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I love god. I'm not memeing or anything i love everyone up in heaven and god for giving me this life. I hope you all find god and become catholic.

Russian Orthodox people are FAR more based than modern Catholics.
t. wolga german

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I'm very close to hitting 99 fishing in osrs.

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Yeah, but they go to hell.

Yeah, whatever man.

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>"wow, this really makes me wanna spend the rest of eternity in hell"

then what? what does having 99 fishing get you?

The satisfaction that I completed something in my life. I want to get 99 in all stats.

That's impressive af.
Fishing used to be how I made my money. One of the last things I remember doing in that game is getting a fuck ton of lobsters from that area just beyond the mountain to the west of Falador with all the wolves.
I think my highest stats weren't even in the 70s though.

that's fucking sad dude

I might understand if you got like a new ability for your character or something, but its literally just a number?

You are reasoning with circular logic. I love Christians, but you are just embarrassing yourself trying to get me to fomo into Christianity.

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>The satisfaction that I completed something in my life.
This :'^(

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I really hope you find the light and realize that politics and a few borderline heretics don't change the catholic faith

I used to be really attached to that game

Silly 2 scoops fishing is terrible for money! I've been banking all the fish and so I can cook them when I do cooking to 99.
My bank account will just be a number when I die. I'm quite fond of grinding for things, it's just a nice way of accomplishing things. Not many people have all 99 accounts. I believe you can get some fancy capes and other things showing off you got 99 in Fishing, but for me it's achieving it, regardless of how insignificant it is. Plus it's not hard! It just requires a small amount of commitment and I have to click a few buttons every 50-60 seconds. wew i really sperged out on this response

I never really figured out good money strategies in that game. What's better?

Farming, combat, and runecrafting.
oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide

Oh yeah, I didn't like combat. Kek.
Runecrafting was a total bitch, but I was just getting into it.
Had no idea farming was a money maker.

If i had my own house.... i could've had an orgy tonight.. so many desperate ass bitches at the bar.. wow.. just fucking wow...

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hows your new job going?

So I put together the Minnesota ETF

All the Fortune 500 companies headquartered in Minnesota, Equal Weight

Pic related

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holdings and sector breakdown

There are 2 companies I removed since they didn't go back to 1998 for nice long comparison

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wow nice

are you from Minnesota?

I would put together a Chicago or Illinois ETF but Jesus it would take a while

You equal-weighted them in 98 and let it ride or did you re-balance every year?

yeah but I don't live there anymore
yeah equal weight, rebalanced once a year, dividends reinvested

p/e 20.48
yield 2.61
beta 0.9
10yr cagr: 15.42

the initial 10k in 1998 yields 4300 a year in dividends... siiipppp

What company do I buy next?

An online marketplace for auto sales?
A global leader in plastic packaging?
A nano-cap vendor of trading and contract management software for the wholesale natural gas markets?

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So what are good dividend companies?

check out my etf bro
GIS
TGT
MMM

basically every single company in my Minnesota ETF

Futures dragged themselves out of the gutter and in to the green side of flat naow. Open is probably gonna get hairy.

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Based.

Will perform better than the Wild.

F500 is a list of Current 500 companies making it. how can you make ETF retrofitting todays winners to yesterday? or are you taking F500 companies in Minnesota from 90s?

Dude weed

China trade talks to continue in US nect week. That's why the turnaround on futures. Xi now on record saying progress is being made.

yeah it would be retrofitting winners to some degree. some were there in 1998 but I am not finding much data on when companies get added besides going through it year by year

so when do i buy tqqq

alright I recalculated using only fortune 500 companies that were in the list in 1998

UNH
MMM
USB
ECL
TGT
XEL
GIS
HRL
BBY

oops forgot pic

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Is stock market gona crash?

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Maybe

interesting was not expecting this, in that case memesota is actually cool etf damn

nintendo

No the trade deal is going very well

>a few borderline heretics
Or
>the leader of the catholic church

based Pooh

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>a few borderline heretics

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Incredible how much a farce the markets are. Both countries know they sunk their ships and are trying to bail out the water as fast as they can

I missed the Galt train. Any other meems to look out for today?

>COTY
p u m p n d u m p ... they're spiking at ~$11/share after months of hovering near $7-8/share

And on the eighth day, the Lord said "let there be cope" and western Christendom was blessed with dhimmitude and street shitting but the Catholic church still technically existed so that was cool and all.

>Any other meems to look out for today?

>CRMD
>ABIL (hold till spike)
>NBR (pays a divie as well)
>RWLK

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I'll keep an eye on em thanks fren

The GALT train won't be over until news of some variety comes (partnership, BO, dilution), at which point it'll either skyrocket (partnership, BO) or plummet (dilution)

That SOLO pull back

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RWLK
I don't think so. They're l exoskeleton is too expensive.

>wake up
>portfolio is green
>acb and iipr still in the deep red
>lptx

Fuck me, I wasn’t done accumulating. If it dips to the 1.50s so traders can buy the stop loss I’m gonna sell acb and iipr for a loss and throw my entire buying power at lptx

>most dips occur between 9:30 and 11:00
>I’m in my car between 10 and 10:45

Inb4 30 car pileup on 495

>Inb4 30 car pileup on 495
Go for it, I take the expressway home. ;p

am me gonna be liquidated longed euro again :O.....

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AMD to 25 soon

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youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE

RIP Bears. Get fucked.

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>worst retail data in 9 years
>bears BTFO
somethings not adding up.... there's a correction a brewing.

where does /smg/ read the news? I've usually always read the WSJ, but is there something better out there?

just browse reddit, reddit always knows.

WM

>tripfag
>reddit
typical

>I've usually always read the WSJ

Schwab news listings, FBN playing in the back ground.

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TQQQ or SQQQ ?!?!?!?

What will make me rich today? What will make me rich a week from now?

All at once, half now half later, or Fibonacci function of shares every set Time period?

What's the best swing trade of the day?

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didn't you say last night after close that you were gonna go all in on SQQQ? stop stutter stepping and make a move

>takes the whole fucking hook line and sinker.

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Best penny stock right now?