/smg/ - Stock Market General

friendship is worth it edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

bffs for every:

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Which etfs aren’t shit?

None of them

BUY DIVIDEND STOCKS

>friendship is worth it edition
based

SQQQ

STOCK MARKET CRASH AS SOON AS NEXT MONDAY

NIGGERS HAVE BEEN PUT ON WATCH

TRUMP LIQUIDATING THE DOW FOR WALL MONEY

CHINA HAS ASKED US TO INCREASE TARIFFS TO 50%'
SEE
SEEEE SEEE SE EE SEEE HEREE

If you repeat the same thing every day eventually you'll get it right

So now what do I do for the next 80+ hours?

reminder you cannot win in the markets unless you are one of G-d's chosen.
some have made it, but there are always exceptions to every rule.

figure out the best way to lose money

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read SEC filings

Just stop being dumb
Stocks are just doing research prior to spending money.

Wait while Galt announces a buyout on Monday while the market is down.

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why can't jews write god

the market is closed you literal inbred fuck

>Stocks are just doing research prior to spending money.
you've already lost by thinking you know what you're doing in an unpredictable environment.

sit on binance waiting for a pump

have sum f*kin respec for my damn presidents

We can only dream.

yo f*k this corny ass nigga

>read SEC filings
What for? I'm new here.

anybody holding anything over the weekend?
i wouldve held CNHC but i missed the breakout and its chinese so na

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Guys, real talk for a sec whens that stock market crash happenin

Bitcoin went from 3400-3600 in the one red day we had last(?) week.

it's not happening

while etf's have there place the payout rate sucks compared to stocks. ETF's = paid once a year. Stocks = most pay out 4x a year; plus most are cheaper than ETFs to get into so you can get more Fat Divvy's for your dollar compared to ETF's. But ETF's give you broader coverage so if that company stock shits your not left penny less. My take = load up on Fat Divvy Stocks whose companies won't be going anywhere for a long time. Then for the short term gains (Profits) load up on bio stocks or Weed for the risky part.

Also see

>it’s okay to be brain dead if it’s not an entirely predictable game
Your money to piss away, not mine

companies file important information with the SEC at least once a quarter
you can use the SEC edgar system to read these fillings for companies you're intrested in. you can also listen into investor calls
this gives you an idea of what's been going on in a company recently.

I’ve already got 50 on NVAX. It’s probably my most confident investment so far.

you don't make any money.

That is quite literally what I said.

You sound like someone who invests in cryptos

very original.
you still don't make any money.

NIOOOOO!!!!! ;.;

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In case the subtly is lost on you, the timescale for a crash is on the order of months, not days. The reason that report is concerning is because it means that, for whatever reason, earnings may be declining in a situation of higher labor costs and high amounts of leverage. This increases the possibility of defaults and thus crisis for corporations.

Nice, thanks.

Says you

grate her flesh

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AGRX is a safer bet, NVAX May spike in a year or two but AGRX is ready to go in March
SCYX is also good and all the they need is a sponsor for their fungal drug

Cao Cao was a psychopath holy heckies O_O

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Every time I listen to an investor call they just talk about how great everything is going, liquidity is good, increased blah blah by blah blah percent, talks of X industry being unstable are overhyped, etc. How can you read between the lines so to speak, what do you listen for?

Who's Cao Cao

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Thoughts on NOBL and other dividends aristocrats type strategies?

NVAX will have a small spike when the phase 3 results get released, but I’ll look into ARGX too

How do i make 2k in a month with just 1k?

feel free to prove me wrong.

CHILL THE FUCK OUT BRO

go to casino and bet on black

Based, thanks smg

Buy Galt.

You’ve made up your mind, it’s not worth even a second to try.

listen to the analyst questions

Better to look into it quick, they got a rating upgrade to buy earlier this week or last week

GALTFAGGGGSGSHSSHHSHSSGSGS [spoiler] I love you and I should’ve listened to LCI guy :/

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Gambling in bio pharma with upcoming catalyst dates. Buying the dip in bio pharma after the dump from pre-post (good) earnings

If you're smart you'll make 4%+ a trade. Go all in the first trade and keep going. Never take losses past 4% either. You'll win some, you'll lose some. In a bull market your wins will exceed the losses.
Also buy biopharma at their 52 week lows. Sell at first bump.

I don't think it'll get bo this month

That came out wrong.

I’m seeing that. Lot of buzz around them right now. Especially with the good news about their drugs. I’ll do research over the weekend on them and SCYX. So far most of my investment is pharmaceuticals, so I’m a little worried about diversification, but this is only my first week, so it’s early yet.

Alternatively find a "Ten bio tech stocks to watch out for this week" list on an investing website. Buy 100$ worth of each. Sell when you're up 10% or before the catalyst dates the website lists.

pre/post earnings

The stock will always dump pre-earnings, but if the EP is especially good it may skyrocket before being sold off and course-correcting at market open.

My goal is to get up or close to 3k by the end of this month. I think the best way is for me buying calls and puts on stocks.
I'll look into this. I know some things about biotech companies and trials
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I feel like the chances are decent something major happens by the first week of March.

Why? No offense but aren't you the same guy who said they'd get bo this week?

The urgency to make a move has increased for major players involved. Tutes are also noticing and buying in. They've already been in talks for a while, now that the fog is lifting on the field it's easier to know the game.

was a Chinese warlord and the penultimate Chancellor of the Eastern Han dynasty who rose to great power in the final years of the dynasty. As one of the central figures of the Three Kingdoms period, he laid the foundations for what was to become the state of Cao Wei and ultimately the Jin dynasty, and was posthumously honoured as "Emperor Wu of Wei". He is often portrayed as a cruel and merciless tyrant in subsequent literature; however, he has also been praised as a brilliant ruler and military genius who treated his subordinates like his family.

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I think march too. If i can make it to 3k by the end of the month and get to my goal i'll buy into the train by like 2k just because i'd see such a good return

Kingdom is a great manga.

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Imagine wasting time on fundamental analysis and shit instead of blindly buying blue chips and collecting fat dividends.

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Unbelievable that the market closed green again. This feels all too similar to February 2018. I don't know if we'll get another massive dump in the next few weeks or around Brexit, but it sure is coming.

Coca-Cola will hold the line.

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No, there is no fundamental reason for the market to go down.

It's going up a lot because it fell a lot. It's fine, breh.

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no fundamental reason for it to be going up.

give it a minute

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Why are you posting bandcamp songs now? Is this a CLUE??

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Should I just SDIV my whole Roth?

Wtf is the difference between NTDOY and NTDOF?

Nintendo is starting to look like a decent buy. I'd wait for another 10% drop or so but as long as there are s*yboys there will be someone willing to pay $20 for the same NES mario game rerelease over year or two.

me really hope you no support Bernie
he was the cryptocurrency of 2016 candidates

he took everyones student loan donations and bought himself car and mansion with it

I think peak nostalgia is past. I doubt generation of kids don't have the same feeling toward nintendo and will be less inclined to buy Breath of the Wild when it's re-released on Neuro-oculus in 20 year.

lmaoooooooooooooo

True but they will still buy Super Mario Bros. 3 for $20.

not sure how CLSK got in my scanner, is an OTC stock. Here's my calls I made yesterday.

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I'm actually in the green... so when's the dump where I lose it all?

here are their performances. double check if you dont believe me.

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>he took everyones student loan donations and bought himself car and mansion with it

Standard commie politician.

what is your next prediction user?

F is Japanese, Y is American. I don't really know what's up with their price right now. They seem obviously oversold, but it's been pretty stubborn about staying low in spite of good news

So does it matter which one I buy? It looks like the F dividend is almost 3x the Y dividend.

You wanna be showered with praise or something?

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early, early, early research- FANG, CVS, TVTY, UWT is still a hold

>me really hope you no support Bernie
>he took everyones student loan donations and bought himself car and mansion with it
except that's wrong. you shouldn't believe everything you read on Jow Forums. Sanders doesn't have some fancy car, and his family got a lakehouse with his wife's inheritance. Compared to pretty much everyone else in the running he's a remarkably honest man.

But, besides virtue, which is actually a rather vapid thing to base your support off of, his programs will actually do quite a lot to steer capitalism away from the external limits which will possibly disrupt humanity as a whole, and towards the internal limit of the falling rate of profit.

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I don't really know, I haven't looked into it too hard. If one gives a better divi, that seems worth it

I might load up on CVS calls just for the er next week

What's the cheapest you can get some margin? The only reason to really invest in a house is because a mortgage is fat fucking margin at a low rate. But, I don't believe the real estate market is a good place to get cash currently (flipping houses isn't the market it's made out to be).

So, I want to do long term trading on margin. It can be as simple as holding an index, but if the rate is good it's a good way to passively earn. Thoughts?

Shit homey, you don't even need 1k these days. Just get some knee pads and short jean shorts. That's like $25 max. You'll also need to get mouthwash.

That looks a lot like Berserk.

Yeah, biotech is really something that you shouldn't have all of your money in. Really IMO you shouldn't have any money in unless you take the time to read and understand the science and the market. And I wouldn't ever hold anything after it's pop. The dems and (shockingly)Trump have been after pharmaceutical profiteering and that uncertainty alone makes them not worth the hodl.

That nigga wear $700 coats to socialism rallies.

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Just thinking about grating

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>Made exactly 1 dollar rounded down in investments last year from a 10,000+ dollar mutual fund

What am I doing wrong?