How the fuck do I bitcoin?!!?
I've tried 3 different bank accounts with debit card and checking account transfers and they all get returned (wells fargo, synovus,heritage)
I've tried prepaid cards
I've tried coinbase, coinmama, etc...
Jesus fuck I've been trying for years
I live in Tennessee if that matters
start mining, buddeh
wtf why do they get returned? when I started I just used Coinbase and have had zero issues. I have used credit cards, debit cards, ACH transfers and Wire transfers. Never had an issue.
Literally just make a coinbase account and verify your bank. That's all I did
Localbitcoins is your last option if you are desperate enough
The land of the free lol
Try Abra
>Tries to bitcoin
>Not having a small mining farm that flies under the radar and converts fiat into electricity money.
Use Payfair.io and PayPal. Escrow nodes secure the transaction.
I've done that 3 times
1. Buy bitcoin
2. Loose all you money
> loose
Only gonna say this once.
>bitcoin atm
Normie confidence rising, if this isn't a buy signal what is?
>normie confidence rising
I want to short bitcoin incel
>2. Loose all you money
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: N5/5tPy+) 02/16/19(Sat)10:22:23 No.12770
just tighten it with a screw retard,
>tfw you use fiat to buy $10,000 of mining rigs
>tfw you have to wait 7 years to get that money back, but in the form of electric coin
>>bitcoin atm
Most bitcoin atms have facial recognition cameras
Its difficult on purpose. We cant have all the goyim buying when its low now can we
Offer a good and service in exchange of bitcoin.
Just go to a safeway n buy from the coinstar if you really can't figure coinbase out
>Just go to a safeway n buy from the coinstar if you really can't figure coinbase out
I finally got funds added on coinbase and gemeni and there is a fucking hold for 13 days before I can buy, I want to buy LINK and CHK god damnit now
I literally just switched to ally bank. Its an online alternative and they dont give a fuck about crypto. US here.
what kind of boomer forum format is this?
>he doesn't run Jow Forums via the 30yoboomer app
I'm sorry you need to be older to get the link.
Shakepay.. literally easiest shit man you burgers are a real piece of work.
what is gemini
what is kraken
what is abra
what is bittrex
what is circle
what is cashapp
>what is gemini
payment on hold for 5 days
>what is abra
declined by 3 different banks
trying others
>what is cashapp
of course, a hold for verification
What is a Ponzi scheme?
Crypto currency.
Jesus fuck, crypto is more fucking regulated already than setting up a bank account or setting up a god damn brokerage account
(((they))) already have crypto locked up, fuck
You must be named moohammad and reek of goat rape. ISIS much? Terrorist!
sign up for a free fidelity checking account and use abra instead of coinbase, no fees on abra and the ACH transfers are faster, coinbase pro takes me a week to clear my money
shorts btc at the bottom, genius right here
Did you try the cash app