Why aren't millennials buying the dip?

Why aren't millennials buying the dip?

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Nobody needs a house like that unless you have 7 kids.

Families that can afford that house do not have 7 kids

Fuck me in the asshole

why aren't millennials buying houses?

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My point is: That house is useless unless you have enough humans living there to fill all the rooms. Just because you can afford it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.

That abomination ticks off like 80% of the McMansionHell checklist. 6 different window styles visible on one photograph - Jesus fucking Chris!

I bet 2 people live there, maybe 3.

>6 bedrooms, 8 full bathrooms
Unless you expect kids to live in bathrooms...

8 bathrooms is the perfect amount
I'd shit in 1 for each day of the week. Then when the maid comes for the weekly cleaning I follow and watch her flush each one. The 8 is for everyone else so they do not disturb the ritual

If they were there wouldn't be a dip.

dont get me wrong, its ugly

but thats not a mcmansion at all lol

and that doesnt mean i like it

mcmansions are specifically these suburban monstrosity 6K sq ft homes with shit materials/ trims inside, ridiculous roof lines

>$300/month
fuck that's way too much to live in fucking Nigeria

>Illinois

No thanks. Hard pass.

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Truly a cursed state. Solid inland, midwestern hell coupled with coastal state cost of living and taxes.

There is a lake tho
And a pretty major airport, fren.
Cmon. Let's get you into a house today

This

7 kids don't need a room each, that's stupid as hell too

>t. Yuro

If i had a house like that i would move in my girlfriend and all my friends.

Fuck that. Just thinking of the utility bill and the time it'd take to clean that mother is sickening. To be honest I'd prob use maybe 1500 sq ft of it. the rest would just be sitting empty gathering dust.

Richfags actually have lots of children. From what I've seen at least.

They have like 2-4

they are.

leave mommies basement sometime and youd know this

We're in hyper-stagflation. Thankfully the government fudges numbers really well where they can. Where they can't seems like these bizarre anomalies that everyone just giggles at and calls bubbles. It's so much worse than that.

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>buying boomer bags

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I would never buy any propriety that was previously owned by chinks
and neither should you

Chinks don't sell.

good job bro, now all you have to do is wear a label that says 'end is near' and march around town :)