Be me

>be me
>CS major in soi valley
>comfy job
>socially autistic
>only get one night stands when picking up girls at bars
>Valentines day rolls around
>Come to the relization that I haven't been in a relationship since High School
>Extreme yellow fever

How do I use my assets to get a gf and not just some quick fuck Jow Forums? Pic very related.

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>OP can only pick up ugly drunk girls
you need to get extreme plastic surgery, but if you're fat pretty much no point

I am 5'10 and like 130 lbs
but I am getting Jow Forums

this is a russian thot. cancer and AIDS

comparing with asian cuties, trying to fuck a russian is literally like trying to fuck a dog

become a neo-nazi. bitches love that shit
blacks: 15% of the pop, 50% of the crime
jews: 3% of the pop., 50% of media executives
race is real
go from there and have fun
spew your powerlevel everywhere, especially when on drugs
ez

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>>only get one night stands when picking up girls at bars
Stopped reading there. Nerd you never picked up a girl in a bar.

Girls who hang out at bars are 100% trash it wouldn't exactly be shocking if he did pick someone up

That's not what happened when I picked up a 34 year old after cucking 3 guys.

she is russian not jap
this is a jap

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If you find that attractive you are a low t beta gened soiboy and should kys

try tantan tho i heard 'coffee meets bagel' is really popular with azns in your neck of the woods
try both
gl fren

>he thinks picking up drunk 5/10s is hard
user......

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LMAO
I hope user takes your advice and ends up on the news

BRAP
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5'10" & 130 -----> What the Fuck? you got AIDS or something? Let me guess, your a vegetarian! Crack head? or are you missing some limbs? FUCKING skinny twig! Start eating you fucking loser

>130
There’s your answer

Checked, that girl looks like my gf wtf. I'm white so she gets bleached every night. Feelsgoodbros, she swallows to.

your gf sounds like a whore. katya is waiting for marriage

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Slav

that picture tho holy shit I am so confused

getting gf just for valentines day is a meme, don’t fall for the forced social construct

I remember she had nudes and she had extremely beautiful tits, post them lads.