>Join conference call
>Hello who just joined?
>Hi, its Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy
>Hi Karl, you're on the line with Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe from Digital Transformation, Todd from Midwest Regional Operations, an-
>*beep boop*
>Hello who just joined?
>...
>Hello did someone just join?
>-ah! Sorry, I had my phone on mute. This is Steve from Implementation Analytics, Enterprise Intelligence & Data Science Infrastructure Solutions
>Hi Steve, you're on the line with Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy, Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe fr-
>*beep boop*
>Hello? Who just joined?
Join conference call
Josiah Roberts
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Jordan Turner
*Klack Klack Klack Klack*
>Hey Chris, mind going on mute? We can hear your keyboard bud
Carter Rivera
>Faint animal and infant noises in the background
Ayden Edwards
conference calls are miserable, but the alternative is going in to the office, and fuck that shit. I can't go back.
Grayson Reed
What about both? All the noise in the office just adds to the confusion especially when you can hear someone talk and then after a delay hear them again. What a time to be alive
Robert Brooks
Thomas Bailey
kek
Carson Rivera
I like this thread
Brandon Wright
Omg this is literally torture
Jordan Richardson
>bandwidth on the connection is shite so peoples' voices keep desyncing and flanging like they're being deconstructed by the matrix
>occasional blasts of white noise that nobody can find a source for
>Joe from the regional office doesn't know how to work technology and his VTC cam remains locked centered and zoomed in on his balding forehead all conference long
>slow crinkling slupring and grunting because Steve from accounting is unmuted and eating Subway on top of his laptop
Jayden Johnson
Lmao at the matrix one. Drives me up a wall.
Cooper Garcia
>dial in
>in computer voice "user just joined"
>people are already talking
>listen to same 3 people talk for 20 min
>mute the mic
>say absolutely nothing
>say goodbye when everyone else does in case they wondered if you were there
Jordan Parker
>conferencecall.biz
pretty spot on let's get all ducks in the row and regroup first thing on Tuesday morning,
Charles Bennett
Samuel Flores
Physically painful.
Bentley Nelson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\
WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THE SCREEN CAN YOU ZOOM IN RIGHT THERE
Isaac Thomas
yo what the fuck why
Asher Rodriguez
I don't want to go back to work on Tuesday. Jesus christ
Nicholas Allen
>taking a shit after lunch break at work
>someone enters the stall next to you
>they're wearing nice shoes, must be an exec
>*brraaaaaaaapppppp*
>*splooooooossshhhh*
>no courtesy flush
Tyler Howard
lmaoooo I love this every time it gets posted
William Robinson
>hey guys let's hire nothing but contractors that shit on the project before leaving so we pile up more tech debt that we push on our ftes that we make no effort in retaining
>then when the ftes leave, let's hire more contractors. look at all of the money we are saving, let's promote the exec that pushed for this so they're far away from any sort of consequence when this all comes crashing down fuck
Ryan Myers
this is the best worst thing ever made
Xavier Ward
I can't stop laughing, fucking wagies man
Robert Diaz
daily reminder that this is peak capitalism
Joshua Miller
So this is what hell is like.
Logan Phillips
After hearing this for like 5 minutes my ears literally started burning. This is crazy.
Adam Price
>tfw you spent the entire call thinking everybody was talking about the spreadsheet with the three spelled 'three' but they were actually talking about three '3'
>fug it
Alright thanks guys bye.
William Martin
This was literally what the irl meetings were like at my last job. Will play Sudoku before going back to that he'll qgain
Christopher Roberts
When Jow Forums is more kino than /tv/ could ever hope
Landon Taylor
Why?
Owen Allen
>PARTICIPANTS HAVE BEEN ATTEMPTING TO GET THE DELIVERABLES TO MANAGEMENT SINCE JANUARY 2, 2014.
I almost choked to death on my oats.
Blake Collins
You guys are pussys.
I love laughing at other people's misery. This is a beautiful thing.