daily reminder only cubanites make money on /smg/ edition
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
I see those dominoes delivery vehicles all over town, but they're like never actually being driven. It's like their delivery service is actually just a front for people to have narcotics delivered to their houses and places of business.
Im curious what everyones take is on their portfolio mix? Post yours.
Mine = 55% large cap 25% int’l 10% mid cap 10% small cap
William Lee
better that then their pizza.
Brandon Hernandez
I mean it wouldn't surprise me. I used to get weed from the guy at the full service gas station and the other guy at the wendy's drive through all the time when I was a kid.
Jordan Rogers
1/3 Dividend Companies 2/3 Mutual Funds (US Growth, US Income, and a little bit Euro and Emerging Markets)
>implying I drink anything other than tea, coffee, alcohol or water
Adam Parker
fucking based If you like IVR you should look at NLY NRZ CIM MFA ARR Wrong, buy bepsi fugg XD
Brayden Lopez
KO products for you: Honest Tea Costa Coffee Japanese Alcopop (unnamed) Dasani and Smart Water
Robert Young
Dasani is a way better product than that Aquafina crap Pepsi Co. trys to pass off as dihydrogen monoxide.
Daniel Phillips
Pepsi is also a good buy, but not because of their trash soft drink division.
Pepsi is a great buy because of the possible spinoff of Frito Lay and what a fucking monster that company will become on its own. The only problem is if they do spinoff Frito Lay, even though Frito Lay would thrive Pepsi wouldn't be able to survive on its own.
If you're looking to make a beverage play though Dr. Pepper is the only option.
Hunter Powell
Good analysis. ...However... you forget... MNST!!!
Austin Scott
I've seen diet pepsis with a "now with no aspartame" tagline. Made me buy it. Of course the vending machine gave me an aspartame-filled one anyways. I feel like that's a huge game-changer in the diet soda game, even for just for mixers. Most of the flavored carbonated shit you get is so expensive if it doesn't have aspartame.
Juan Russell
>Japanese Alcopop Is it lack of competition that allows American food/bev companies to sell so much cool weird shit to Japan?
Jace Bell
>what's the safest thing right now?
VIX
Gavin Jones
Dr. Pepper already has already done this to their diet product line and are always ahead of the game while Coke and Pepsi are playing catchup. Plus it remained affordable.
Dr. Pepper will make a play on MNST or Red Bull after they finish paying off their debt from the Keurig merger in a couple years. Probably Red Bull because sales are slumping and the branding/management fits in better with their company than Monster and like I said they could probably get it for less now that Monster is taking over the energy drink business.
Elijah Anderson
>Aquafina
I don't know how they manage to make water taste weird but this does. Baffling.
Adam Reed
>Dr. Pepper
Terrible name for a soda company. I've never touched the stuff because of the association in my head from the first time I heard of it as a child. Who would want to drink carbonated pepper medicine? That sounds awful.
William Thompson
It tastes like it's full of magnesium or something. Like I can down 3 bottles of Poland Springs without stopping but after a sip of Aquafina it's like I'm full, no more room.
Alexander Rogers
When I was a teenager i worked graveyard at a Taco Bell. All the drugs were going into the window not out of it.
Zachary Evans
I was led to believe throughout my entire childhood that Dr. Pepper contained prune juice.
How can i get better at making smart investments? I don't want to just manually do what acorns does, but I'm still really new to investing and i feel like I'm just playing the long game because what i thought would be a good investment didn't do great.
This is the ultimate strategy. Find a good product that you can see a potential for growth in and buy the stock cheap. Sometimes all the numbers shit are just noise. Don't forget about common sense.
Evan James
ty but me no like IVR :< think REITs are a scam and expect them for crash 99% at any moment have for self for not sell IVR every day
Zachary Rodriguez
Anyone gonna play the SGMO earnings?
Grayson Reyes
WHY THE FUCK ARE FUTURES RED??? Nikkei and Shanghai had huge gains yesterday. Lots of bullish news. Market is RIGGED. Good news = selloff. We had no good news since December and yet 15% rally??? RIGGED SHIT. From now on I'm just going to view the public investments of congress members and copy there shit. Atleast that way I can participate in this rigged shit.
Michael Rodriguez
wasn't china closed for like an entire week?
Evan Sanders
30% large 30 mid 30 small 10 intl with a 50/50 split between indexes and mutual funds in each bucket
Josiah Johnson
but futures no red :< they still 8 points higher than when opened closed Friday X_X
Asia usually responds to what the US does, not the other way around. US looked pretty vulnerable at Friday close so I'm not surprised to see mildly red futures an hour in. We'll see how it looks overnight and in to premarket.
I have a few things I would like to buy at a discount so wouldn't mind a solid red day.
So in this fucked up market now there is hope a stirring. In the form of NVAX, T and Dis of course.
Buy all three now while the getting is good. NVAX for the long term play on growth and profit out the ass. T and DIS for the Divvy payouts that each has. With these three you can't go wrong, after all how likely is it that Florida will sink like a stone before you kick the bucket for good? So buy them now and sit on your ass. Let the power of Drip and Greed work there magic for twenty years time. You return and reap the fat profits man.
Aiden Nelson
Well i never claimed to be, but I'm talking super long game to get a good return. Tons of my investments lately have been disappointing, and I'm just trying to figure out aspects i should consider more so i stop getting burned quickly
Why would you buy NVAX? Did you get vaccinated and have autism now or something?
Adam Wright
>From now on I'm just going to view the public investments of congress members and copy there shit. they make wayy more money from their non-public investments
>Tons of my investments lately have been disappointing paper losses are the price of admission in the long game.
Jackson Jenkins
They aren't allowed to have non-public investments?
Carter Perez
just view the sec filings of quant/hedge fund companies. also buy anything owned by any good investor/company/fund/etc whenever it dips below the price when it was acquired.
Luis White
this sounds like marketing line that broker would throw at boomer to keep them holding bags @_@
>market is closed >for the first time in my fucking life I buy lotto scratch-offs
This is a bad sign for me, yes?
Julian Nelson
Damn that is actually the first good idea I seen posted on /smg/. Has anyone actually started to do this or automated it into something like an ETF? Even roboadvisor would be good.
William Lee
Shoulda just started a new gacha
Adam Nguyen
Anybody's take on GOOS? I bought a week before Earnings Call Q4, now I'm down 600. Is this an anomaly, will it get back to normal (soon), or is it generally reflective and accurate valuation because of the recent US retail sails report?
Elijah Thomas
>or automated it into something like an ETF
gee I don't know how about the ETFs that the companies themselves offer
Luke Ortiz
Hello Jow Forums! Just got the Robinhood app, what should be my first investment? >inb4 read the sticky
Lurk in the general, read books, watch youtube (I recommend Sven Carlin). Make the decision as to what you want in your portfolio for yourself.
If you need people to tell you what to get: I would recommend mutual funds; they will give you the sort of returns that lemmings with no personal autonomy deserve.
Jeremiah Flores
>made with stardust It looks good, but its probably not Yoplait tier
Are you retarded? You never hold through earnings calls unless your avg share price is considerably lower than the price at earnings. The week before earnings is when traders buy in so they can sell off before the call, naturally inflating the price.
Easton Torres
futures are GWEEN
Austin Hill
Fuck, I'm fairly new, I started investing in January and was doing well with Pot Stocks (+800), as a result I got a little bit cocky I guess. Thanks for the info, I also appreciate the call back to reality.
William Perry
>"Yeah, I'm a good person. Did I tell you that I'm a good person?" Just because you don't understand the laws of the land doesn't mean your immune to them. This guy is setting up for failure. He should give everyone a return on there initial investment and take off.
Jonathan Watson
Changing your production to FOMO into last years meme. I've never seen this work out well.
Futures are flatter than the prepubescent girls those unicorn snack packs were designed for.
Eli Clark
futures are SWIGHTWY GWEEN
Joshua Miller
Took care of my mom while she died from lung cancer, lost 120 lbs, went back to school, got a job, learned a second language.
Connor Lopez
He should have hired experts, like lawyers and accountants, if he couldn't be bothered to figure out the tax code. He has the money for it, anyways, the dumbass.
Ethan James
>He should give everyone a return on there initial investment and take off.
No he should just fucking take off lol.
Hudson Gonzalez
He could pay off a few of his preferred clients and take off on the other 70%.
Jason Perez
Recorded a bunch of audio books, dubbed some professional anime, helped develop a VR curriculum, and started a VR arcade. Busy three years for me honestly
and it's kosher, dannons drinkable danimals are certified dankable.
John Jenkins
Earnings don't matter for SGMO For research-stage biotech companies, what matters is the days when they announce results, or when their competition announces results.
I/we are long SGMO from under 8.50, target price at least $20. They are announcing something sometime in March. It could still go down again, you never know. But get what you can under $10, and if it stays under $10 buy even more.
whalewisdom.com
CAG already making me money and the divvy hasn't even hit yet. If you didn't buy under $21.50 that's on you
I'm already holding BRFS, LND, CIG, etc. Guess I will have to double down on Brazil
Lucas Garcia
Danimals is so nut, Its definitely a close second place in the yogurt world
Oliver Myers
they're owned by a french parent cac40 component and just went on sale.
Gavin Martinez
what are the odds we don't dump at 2800?
Evan Martin
I think the odds are good we don't even see 2800 and dump before then.
Jack Rogers
I have my cags. people underestimate pinnacle
I need to get my hands on some Danone, and also some danimals. and Bic too
Levi Turner
non-gold gets the same hours now, too.
if we saunter up to 2800 over the next two/three days on no news then no dump. or we could dip another couple days and then resume melt-up. again, no reason why we would dump at 2800 in that case.
if it pumps too fast then maybe
but right now I see the market as really pussy-mode, just weak. some bears gave up, but bulls don't have much to work with if they want to justify 2850, 2900 etc. on the road to ATH. I don't really think that 2800 means as much as some people think it does/