Pack of toilet paper = 1 month Vuvuzuelan wages

What the fuck. How is this possible? What are they using to clean themselves?

If you were in charge, how would you make Venezuela rich again?

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venezuea has the worlds biggest oil reserves. they are being cucked by usa as long as they hold their reserves tight.

They get paid under the table in USD retard.

I'd purge all the shitskins (so 99% of the population) and move in white people. Instant first world country.

I’d do them a huge favour and sell them my crypto bags. They’re bound to make a lot of money any day now. Any. Day. Now.

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A white nation built on a war against Juans and Juanitas will surely do well. There’s no way the Juans surrounding the country will do anything at all.

venezuala is now so wealthy the citizens wipe their asses with money. that's a level of progress we should all aspire to

Mass graves, career politicians and their families go first. Next up, college "teachers" and media propagandists with any history of pimping Marxism or socialism.

Then we let half the peasants (unemployable and too expensive to educate or train) starve to death.

Then I step in and blame the murders on somebody else and offer to lead a new representative government. Term limits and precious employment history in a "value creating profession" such as a trade or public service or military as requirement. Only male heads of family's are allowed to vote, or those who complete a 6 year enlistment in the military or police.

Continued bounty on drug dealer, tranny, and jew scalp.

We start from scratch with self sustaining agri and aquaculture and basic resource extraction. If glowniggers from usa show up to stir the shitpot we publically torture and disembowel them on YouTube livestream from the steps of our capital building.

I'd militarize and basically become a sadistif dictator. I'd murder political dissidents, criminals, and I'd force the general population into the necessary occupations, then I'd do something like Hitler and conquer the nearby small countries (Guyana, etc) and begin to set up mines all over the place.

This is unironically a good thing. There is no direction but up from here. They are holding the ultimate bag of life..

Based. Venezuela is unironically one of the most resource rich places on planet earth already though. All you need to do is enslave your dissidents in your own mines. Talk about efficient!

I would use my familiarity with the Austrian School to explain why Hugo Chavez is the architect of the crisis and how a free market economy is the only way to prosperity.

>lol my USA oppressing me meme
Why dont you young stupid faggot learn some history instead of parroting socialism bullshit ?

why wouldnt they just wipe their ass with the currency?

socialism

They literally do.

They don’t have to worry about being able to flush the money down the toilet either.

Latin American plumbing cannot handle toilet paper, so their toilets all have a little trash can next to them to put shit smeared tp inside. I once spent a month traveling in Latinx and saw that everywhere.

I wonder how much of a mindfuck it is for a Latino to come to USA and not see little trash cans next to all the toilets.

Obviously institute a new currency backed by gold or something similar and smack everyone who thought nationalizing oil was a good idea

What came of their cryptocurrency backed by oil or something? Are they still trying to get that to work?

If Venezuela were run as a vassal of ExxonMobile, literally everything would be fine.

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It would no doubt be the wealthiest per capita nation if they treat their employees anything like Shell.

what are you holding?

Fine for who?

Sounds like he does know history. Do you you?

Didn't the US just put sanctions on them very recently tho, and hadn't they been one of our significant suppliers for some time? The problem with their economy is that it's completely dependent on oil and when the price of oil drops world wide like it has thanks in no small part to yhe bad orange man, countries like that are left holding their bags and faced with the fact their economic model is retarded and unsustainable.

Can you even define socialism user?

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wow you are edgy

you mean petrocoin. it was a complete shitshow.

being backed by oil was a total lie and the US govt blocked anyone from buying it due to sanctions. AFAIK it has zero volume and not available on any exchange

I just use a smooth stone.

tough question. i assume you mean if i were in charge after the current guy that got the country into this mess were executed by a mob. i'm surprised he can keep the military happy enough for it not to have happened yet.

as for how to fix the country, i've no fucking clue except opening up foreign companies to come in and take over a bunch of state owned businesses while agreeing to only hire locals and they must pay them in USD or GBP. however that's not really a good solution if you want your country to remain the people's, the country would be stuck with a lot of foreign influence forever. plus it might be hard to revert to your own currency later.

recovery will probably start with the death of the current president at least?

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just turn the country into a fascist dictatorship unironically. also turn the capitalism back on

all this talks about this poor ass country of their rich resource, but have anybody thought maybe we can use crypto to take advantage of their resources?

stop making those low effort versions you fucked up losers

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>introduce them to REQ, pump it
they start trading their oil for it
>keep pumping REQ
they start giving away drilling rights
>keep pumping it
they trade their oil reserves
>keep pumping it
they put up ownership of their remaining oil reserves as collateral for more REQ
>dump it

the oldest trick in the book.

Buzzcoin rules, no joke.

i time my poops so i clean off in the shower

Just buy a spoon instead.

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>he showers
>he thinks he's going to make it

They just leave the TP on the floor. Texasfag here, you can tell when a herd of illegals have recently come through because shit covered TP will appear in all local restrooms.

Tear everything down and build back up from the ground. Model a new economy and government off off of the US. Allow for some foreign investment.

They have the richest oil reserves on the planet. It's like a parody that they've mismanaged it this hard.

>not spending $300 to get a Japanese style toilet seat that cleans and dries your asshole

what kind of savage still uses paper to wipe their ass?

forgot pic related

anyone still rubbing the shit off their asshole with paper to "clean" it is living like a third world subhuman

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Basically copy what Singapore did. Make markets as free as possible and incentivize business activity as much as possible. The poorer a country is, the more important capitalism is.

Unironically, why don't venezuela just sell all their oil and put every dollar they make into an S&P500 index fund

the dividends would be insane

Use a wetwipe.

Much better than a stream of shit water splashing over every inch of my bathroom.

im getting one. Is the water heated or cold?

wetwipes aren't made to be flushed down the toilet. Are you clogging up your plumbing or do you throw the shit smeared wetwipes into a bin?

>shit water splashing over every inch of my bathroom.

What does this even mean? explain.

>let me destroy the sewer system or my septic tank so my butthole feels marginally less tender after wiping
holy shit americans are dumb as fuck aren't they?
>basically admits he is too fat and stupid to angle a small, low pressure jet of water at his ass without fucking it up
and this fat and incompetent too? Its amazing!

This is the one I bought - Bio Bidet Ultimate BB-600

Only $300, easy to install, had it for a year and it's probably the best purchase ive ever made in my life

>Is the water heated or cold?

Yea there's a setting for the water temperature and also to heat the seat, blow dry, water pressure settings, etc.

Why don't you learn some fucking history? He is correct. One would simultaneously be correct if one said the country being badly managed is a big contributor. It's not one or the other.

>"mmm oh yeah i love the feeling of warm water up my ass its exactly like when pablo blasts my brown eye with piss after fisting me mmmm"
ultra mega faggot
real men wipe with sandpaper, only faggots use water

let me tell you a secret, retarded amerisharts:

nobody who has ever learned to properly use a bidet has ever once said "boy I wish I could go back to using toilet paper", not ever, once, in the history of mankind have those words been uttered

Can we harvest any attractive Latina woman and turn her into boardertown whores? Some of my favorite TJ whores used to be Brazilian and Venezuelan but they're gone now killed by cartel or AIDS

maybe you should try anal next getting fucked by ahmed
9 out of 10 women who tried anal never went back!

you know all about interracial buttplay, don't you faggot?
but hey you are american, you have your reputation as a fat, disgusting retard to maintain, and its important that your asscrack continues to smell like a latrine to keep up appearances, I GET IT ok? calm down I am DOWN for multiculturalism, just stay outside of 5m from me so I dont have to smell your shitstink and your fat

imagine being so insecure that you walk around with a filthy shit covered asshole out of fear that people might find out you're gay

duh, install a fascist dictator who is friendly to US businesses and liquidate the most socialist 10% of the population

imagine believing that spraying your ass with water is MORE gay that literally fingering it with paper products

damn bro calm down why baptize him like that

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I think what you're missing is that the hole where shit comes out of your ass doesn't need to be clean all the time unless you're a homosexual

not even american, and last i checked this thread (2 seconds ago) you were advocating for getting pissblasted into your tight little buthole you lil homo faggot
its okay, the year is 2019, we are all very tolerant of your kind so no need to be ashamed of being gay :)
imagine being such a massive retard that you cant clean yourself with a piece of paper designed to do exactly that lmao
do you also consume only food that was sent through a blender for 30 minutes through a funnel? i mean chewing leaves all kind of stuff inbetween your teeth eww

I would first quarantine the borders with other countries (surrounding countries will appreciate it, especially Ecuador), aim all my missiles within my own territory and fire bombs at anyone trying to escape.

I will then instruct the military to leave crates of supplies, guns and ammunition in the middle of random streets and then have a national battle royale, the winners get free money and the weak die off to rebuild a new society of morally affluent individuals ruled by me.

so its true then? americans REALLY don't clean their asses after taking a dump? I think I understand why you have so many school shootings now

if I had to sit around a bunch of annoying teenagers that smell like shit (literally), I would snap too

this is a very enlightening thread!

>molests his own asshole with a piece of paper daily
>calls someone else a faggot

> being terrified to clean your ass is manly

lmfao what

you're right, using a toilet or paper is fucking gay, only faggots care about cleaning their ass at all

real men shit in the street, wipe their ass their hand and go about their day. You're not one of those faggots that poo in the loo, are you?

>wiping the surface equals molesting
as opposed to a beam of water penetrating your little fuckhole just like ahmed does with his 3 inch pencildick mmmh yes baby tell me more how you love the feeling of something entering your asshole

In weimar Germany you could go out in the morning with enough money to buy a pair of shoes and come home with that same money buying you the laces. People were getting paid in wheelbarrows full of worthless money. Semi relevent, it could be worse always remember.

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real men shit whenever they want and dont wipe or try to "cleanse" themselves like fags

there's a lot of weird shit dumbass americans believe because of legitimate psyops. we've been fucked by the military industrial complex, by big pharma, by the kgb. the ties between the nra, the fake news media empire, and the dying dregs of the soviet intelligence state are real.

but the real joy of ideology -- the most intoxicating and fascinating aspect of its operation -- is that there's some shit you can't just harness. there's some shit you couldn't tap into and exploit even if you wanted to.

"i don't clean my butt so i'm a man" is one of them. holy fuck this thread has me in stitches

god bless us burgers, every one

hope to see you all in svalbard as we pry open the seed vault

>t.insecure faggot

you're obviously a closeted homo if the thought of cleaning your asshole causes you to have gay thoughts

it seems like an obsessive level of cleanliness. of course I never make the decision in the first place because we don't have the infrastructure to hose our assholes clean. the people who do clean their asses all the time in America are gays so you see my perspective

Why don't they use cryptocurrency or start trading something else if their money has no value anymore?

Wow, sounds exactly like what a communist regime would do.

Disgusting. Fuck chili shitters.

Build the wall, Mr. Trump

I am willing to admit that whoever first called it gay is suspect, but now that the debate has started it is an open question which side is gayer -- obsessive cleaning of the ass, or relaxed standards of asshole cleaning

the answer is obvious, my friend

t. fag
imagine wiping/cleaning lmaooo

Listen you disgusting little beaner.

Toilet paper goes in the toilet. NOT in the trash. And you can drink tap water here. It's cleaner than your agua purificada stations you have everywhere.

I just see it simply as place where shit comes out of, and i'd prefer to not have shit on my body. Only a closeted homo would have such an adverse reaction to cleaning their ass, because it stirs up gay sexual feelings in them

its like saying washing your hands or taking a shower is gay, it makes no sense

Unironically let it become ancap land and see what happens

homie its a body part its no different from your nostril you just shit out of it if anything that's why should keep it more clean

do you not brush your teeth cuz sometimes people have mouth sex holy shit you brush your teeth right?

there is no 'obsessive cleaning' either you have a clean butt or you don't shit son you might have legit problems the butt isn't naturally or inherently gay unless you're gay just keep it clean jesus

damn the sheer pathology is pathetic

Why don't these brainless mestizo retards just stop printing so much fucking money? Don't they see how absurd it is to have to carry your cash in a wheelbarrow just to get the groceries?

Wow it must be amazing to be an american and drink tap water from lead pipes! You're right, my purified distilled water is objectively inferior to fluoride and prescription drug infused 'safe for drinking' city tap water you can get in the USA. Thank god for the first world!

My opinion about americans just did a 180 after I got btfo so hard, now I love them and admire them!

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>I just see it simply as place where shit comes out of, and i'd prefer to have a water cock fill all holes. Only a closeted homo would have such an adverse reaction to water goblin penetration, because it stirs up gay sexual feelings in them


Checkmate. A truly closeted homo doesn't think what he is doing is gay -- but sodomy is sodomy

I pay no heed to criticisms from cultures unable to master the art of modern plumbing.

>And you can drink tap water here. It's cleaner than your agua purificada stations you have everywhere.

Sorry fren, but as an American i'd have to disagree with you on that. Our water contains fluoride, chlorine, and in some cases lead and arsenic. Water quality varies by states but for the most part, i would never trust tap water here for drinking without a filter.

You have to go back.

I might go so far as to say that in this thread
some butts are hurt

Do you even KNOW whats in your tap water, americlap? I know whats in the water I drink, because it is lab tested and the purification systems display updated results on sight.

When was the last time you got a chemical analysis of the tap water you consume? Ah- but wait...I've been tricked! Americans don't drink tap water. They drink coca cola and mountain dew and energy drinks.

So you see, it's really a non issue, since the american is actually drinking purified water after all in his sugar supplements.

what country are you in? the water quality in europe varies greatly by country and i wouldnt trust the tap water their either for the most part