Who here works 3 months on then take a 6 month paid NEET vacation after forcing your employer to lay you off...

Who here works 3 months on then take a 6 month paid NEET vacation after forcing your employer to lay you off, then repeat?

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am i the only one?

Explain

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Wouldn't work for me since my bonuses are at year end

How do you keep finding a new job with a six month hole in your resume each year?

Unemployment pays like $1700/mo. All you have to do is work 6 months, then take 6 months off by being fired. In my state, unemployment benefits are 94% of your salary over the past 6 months, but cap at $1700/mo.

Great plan, might last for 2 years

Wtfff

Mother fucking nigger whititie kike spick gook chunk bump.

Unemployment pays you your salary if you work for 6 months ?!?!?

This is what you get for socialism. Pretty smart. But its also why I don't value the dollar.

In Illinois, yes.

Wouldn't this ruin your resume though?

If I was satisfied making $1700, or doing nothing productive for society, I'd put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.

(((Society)))

Checked

Exactly desu fucks up future employment and it takes me an average of four months to find a job

Faggot

I know what I am doing in 6 months.

You can collect unemployment without getting fired in cuckfornia. Fuck yes op. Thank you. You brightened up this anons future.

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Larp. If you actually did this you would simply not get hired ever again by the third cycle or so.

Unless it's like, a Mcjob.

It would be cool if OP got insanely Jow Forums with his time off and eventually became pro athlete in late 20s
Instead he's just a depressed manchild faggot. Kys op

The muh resume people are the same type of people warning you about things going on your permanent record.

the trick is getting them to lay you off and not fire you. that's the hard part. if you just don't do your job worth shit they will write you up and fire you. and those write ups are how they prove to the state that you were in fact terminated and not layed off.

Its easier than you think in the US just work in the nuclear industry all you do is work 3 months in the spring get laid off in May take the summer off then work 3 months in the fall get laid off in November and draw sweet unemployment gibs the whole time your laid off
t.nuclear outage worker for 10 years

Only in niggerland desu

What do you need more than 1700 for?

I used to do that but it's getting harder to get fired and still be able to collect the states are so fucking against the average wage cuck it's like pulling teeth trying to get neetbucks if you're under 60

In fucking sane. I know what I'm doing.

Kek you're on the wrong board

GEEE I wonder why it's hard so hard, then everyone would do it.