Are you ready for pod living, biz?

to be fair free range cows are much better lifeforms than these people

Imagine the smell

"And then I said BCASH to trigger Roger Ver!"
XDDDDDDD

>3 AM
>wake up to someone else's alarm sound on their phone
>"I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK"

Not being able to sleep, not gonna make it

ready

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Sounds like it's a step or two below a cuckshed

No curtains allowed because you could be masturbating

>implying people willing to live in a cuckyhole wouldn't masturbate in the open

That would just make me masturbate more furiously though?

its just a hostel, but that saleswoman lmao
>its not a hostel!

b-but how will i masturbate to anime

>
FOURTY DOLLARS A NIGHT OMFG!>!!>! and you can't even have sex with yourself. holy fuck.

>manchildren living in actual cribs
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

These NEETs wouldn’t be able to jerk off to their hentai

youtube.com/watch?v=sEXr4uOLg_E

>FOURTY DOLLARS A NIGHT
Wait a second.
What?

just have a wank in the toilet?

christ man

Can I have a suicide pod instead?

kek

>Jewish intensifies

>not immediately raping the thot while she's showing the place
tf is he waiting for? obv staged

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Nazi officers killed SS who raped civilians on the spot you lying piece of shit.

Holy fuck that explains why you don't see crack addicts and hobos kek

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wat

In case you guise didn't know, heat rises, so there is that.

Being completely honest I wouldn't mind living in a pod-like bed within a large house that I own. That situation is crazy and I need space but a pod bed is oddly satisfying to me.

everyone helps you with your nofap, nice

Horrifying

It does make me realize I am extremely spoiled though.

Farts have heat in them :(

>eat a shitton of canned beans for dinner every night before bed
>spend the entire night turning the pod above you into a miniaturized gas chamber, thus sleeping the sleep of a man at complete peace with himself

Actually I am jewish.
But even we have some standards.

Poisoning wells: okay.
Killing all kids who are not circumized: we do that as a coming of age - ritual.

But $40 a night... boy, this is inhumane.

Gas is heavier than air, user. You need a top bunk to gas the person beneath you

>1800 sq feet
>rents out to 18 people at a time
>says she's, "not a big believer in safety codes, filing with dept building safety"
>18 * $40 per night * 30 = over $20k / month
>people who snore: banned for life

Dont consider myself an actual Nazi but is this an evil jew?

Either way the coughing and choking of some scraggly-bearded skeleton as he breathes in lungfuls of my brapper blasts will be the sweetest lullaby to me.

You can only refer to a female brapper as a brapper.

>"if you wanna do something rotten, like do some drugs or engage with sex with yourself or another"

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Josh was the most based boomer. then he went to Africa and bought an apple farm.

photoshop their names in

yes, but not with this terrible design.
the pods need a smell and soundproof front door and a full window backside with blinds for privacy

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I'd literally set up a tent in the woods and live there before subjecting myself to that inhuman environment. Fucking hell... it all just boggles the mind.

>hey lets rent a bunch of industrial / commercially zoned land and build it into residential place
>but its also not a hotel, so not of those regulations / taxes applies
>holy shit so innovative