He doesn't eat caviar with every meal

>he doesn't eat caviar with every meal
Lmaoing at your poorfag lives

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>salmon

Ew

>he doenst have a personal sturgeon pond

> he doesn’t eat beluga caviar.
Literal pleb tier

that is 5 dollars at my local grocer, not joking

>Not eating caviar with a pearl spoon by itself
Literally like drugs in foodform

>salmon

just bought raw cod roe for $15/kg.
Why would I waste money on canned old caviar?

>>Not eating caviar with a pearl spoon by itself
>Literally like drugs in foodform
Except it doesn't get you high dumbass, how is caviar like drugs?

>never eaten caviar

Same receptors

>salmon

Is it possible to get beluga caviar for cheap if you don't live in Russia?

That cholesterol will kill you.
Anyway, that is nowhere as good as sturgeon and cod.

Cod undeniably is the best-tasting fish.

>not eating original black caviar from Russia with every meal
>eating red Amerimutt caviar and thinking you've made it
kek

>That cholesterol will kill you
>stating this unironically in 2019
Enjoy your lack of internal hormone production

>That cholesterol will kill you.
This is like saying that piss blocks toilets.
Blocked arteries are calcified, and this happens because of botched calcium metabolism. Get some Vitamin D3 and K2, redirect that shit to your bones where it belongs.

kek how the fuck keeps caviar in their fucking fridge and tries to use it as a flex, do you wear a tophat everywhere you go too ?

>Red caviar

AKA, just roe? Like you get on supermarket sushi?

Salmon caviar is disgusting and super cheap, lmao

Fridge looks pretty empty too...
Poorfag: DETECTED.

>thinks caviar is for the rich
sweety...

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Salmon -the most normal fish in the world

i tried it not my thing

thats the cheapest kind of caviar youcan get lmao

no the cheapest is capelin

I eat chicken caviar everyday

im drinking yami 12 from the bottle whilst eating curry chicken boars head

This is what I have twice a week faggots, makerel on toast, quality brain and heart food.

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>Comes from fish vagina.

bassed and omegapilled

>that first *crack* of the day

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Any anons here successful at farming salmon?
These aquariums were expensive as fuck and the eggs just mold eventually. How the FUCK do I hatch them?

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sardines have more taste if i'm gonna eat cooked to shit fish it's gonna be sardines.

the ones in cans are cooked and salted they will never hatch lol, you are trying to nest boiled eggs.

You should put more onion with that and some raw garlic

Usually this, but I have recently found tinned mackerel in a sweet chipotle sauce, and it is simply unfuddable.

Nope.
Even in here it costs a pretty penny.
Try pike or cod roe. It is basically the same thing when it comes to nutrients and tastes better than red caviar imo: it is sweet and has elastic texture with fine granularity. Red caviar is almost always salty, fishy and meh

Simply delectable.

i dont think there is a more efficient meal
the mustard sets it off

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>the mustard sets it off
So does the mustache!

Clean empty fridges are signs of being rich, all the poor people I know have disgusting overstuffed fridges with 8 month old spoiled food in the back.

i like mine broken up and mixed with salt and butter and added a little bit of spicy paprika cream. it's absolutely delicious with a fresh baguette.

love a bit of mackerel, it's the fish of kings, nothing else competes for such great price (swordies are delicious though)

Truly. Although the mercury content has me worried slightly. Hence why only twice a week maximum. Don't fees it to kids, their bodies are way less tolerable to it.

Atlantic mackerel are low in mercury, it's king mackerel that are the worry. I'm in the UK so 'mackerel' is Atlantic mackerel.

Then again, all sea food has much higher levels of toxic shite in it compared to land food, best to keep consumption in check regardless.

>Doesn't actually fish and prepare caviar himself.
>Fishing/cooking levels = 3.
> Thinks farmed fish that doesn't get to move around its whole life will have healthy caviar.
Kill yourself

>fish of kings
doesn't taste like anything to me. it's better than pangasius sure but that's the nicest thing i can say about it.

Testosterone is made from cholesterol.

Its fish eggs , the thought makes me gag.

I bet you like your steak well done, lots of ketchup.

Caviar is a meme. No one actually likes the taste, they eat it purely to show off to normies how rich they are that they can afford caviar.

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underrated

lmao no

Bro

thought you could enjoy fish? Nice try, but shekelberg spent the last 100 years polluting the worlds ocean with trash and birth-control piss and any catch you haul in is going to be 69% mercury. Doesn't matter to shekelberg, he can't eat shellfish.

Well, iam pretty sure i'd be dead if it contained 69%, but yea the fact it contains any is alarming to say the least.