>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
I want an army of green beans to storm Omaha Nebraska and tie Buffett up until he agrees to buy out all our shares for 3x market value.
Camden Sanders
Around July/August Not enough momentum, the whole market is running on fumes and the fundamentals are shit. Not a good look.
Cameron Roberts
What the fuck are you even supposed to do when a stock tanks after beating earnings. Price is clearly completely unmoored from fundamentals, so what the fuck do you do
Isaac Gray
recession is flashing yellow just wait.
Jonathan Morgan
Mr. Patel please keep shitposting, loving all these REFR gains
Powells sweaty, SPY weak, deal not ready Orange man is coming out of his swamp already He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To buy stonks, but he keeps on forgettin' What he spoke about, all algos go around He starts pump, but the price won't go up Bears shortin', how, everybody should buy now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes tightening He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole economy slows It don't matter, buy all, he knows that, but he's broke
>New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Charged With Soliciting Hookers holy shit worst day of their life
Elijah Hill
> be multimillionaire > get busted using $70/hr trafficked prostitute Seriously, high end escort services are almost universally ignored and if they blow up only politicians go down. What the fuck was he thinking?
because rising interest rates hurt the food stocks more than recession. Look at 2002 - onward for most food stocks
Its probably the bottom
Noah Davis
fuck I regret selling 1300 shares of IQ at $14. now the stock is up to $27.
Carter Nelson
Holy cow 20%
Wheres calculated gamble?
Matthew Rivera
Mom's spaghetti/10
John Taylor
>am an lolcow with encyclopedia dramatica >social pariah >microdick >brainlet >Sleeping on a bed at my Dad's house in a utility room that's covered in blood >the bed is over twenty years old >I'm 27 >no college degree >almost went to prison and might go one day >all I have is a bible and going to buy a gun to shoot myself >Taped up glasses and ripped up pants >working barely minimum wage job but can't get any higher because i am hated by the world >Don't even have that anymore
I honestly hate waking up each day. Life can be really really really bad. I just want to juggle and be left alone. What's funny is that I'm actually a hard ass worker...never been fired despite being special needs because I have a good personality and I am never late. Just wish I could have found Jesus earlier so I could have dealt with my child abuse in a positive manner instead of the way that I did. I'm going to put this post in my journal because why not?
Oof on that STMP plunge. I gotta stop looking at the day's biggest losers list. That is some nasty business.
Also mildly jelly on the ROKU pump. I've had that stock on watchlist for a while now.
Benjamin Edwards
Give me investment advice pls
Owen Lewis
Are you white? Post a pic of your hand with Jow Forums on it to prove your whiteness, and I may be able to help you out. No Aryan brother should live in such a way.
well don't come crying back when I told you so. 2018 was the peak.
Oliver Rogers
which stocks are u looking at rn?
Logan Brown
I'd have to take a look at alcohol companies during recession times, but in the long haul weed is a guaranteed industry to grow, it's just about finding the right stock that isn't being designed to pump and dump and is run by competent managers.
can we finally start agreeing this is some sort of big ball player bank cartel shit goin on rn? krafts stock price is just a vessel for whoever is getting fucked for billions of fucking dollars
this is the problem when calling top or bottom literally everyone is doing it at all times in both directions, and when youre right, youll still get called a nigger for months until its confirmed. after which, no one will believe or remember you said anything in the first place
Owen Bell
fuck buffet
Charles Ward
NO BULLY
Alexander Morgan
what did you buy?
Alexander Anderson
No.... REFR is a pot stock... I mean say the ticker name aloud dude
Anthony Bell
DO NOT BUY REFR DO NOT LISTEN TO REFR SHILLS DO NOT FOMO YOU ARENT MISSING OUT ON ANYTHING Buy PLUG and WATT if you want real money
I was bagholding PYX until I said fuck it and just started averaging down when it crashed a couple months ago. They're barely a pot stock though they keep going back and forth on whether they're actually going to expand into weed or not. I'd be careful with it.
small spec shorts at highest level in 8 years. Wall street will almost definitely push the SPY above 282 to wipe them out before a significant correction
