Turned 25 today and still a kissless virgin

Nope. You WILL be disappointed.

intercourse is nice but just being with someone and sharing stuff is far better. But thats' stuff you usually only appreciate after the fact, unless you're smart...

Again, you take it for granted. Try going 10 years without any physical human contact. Not even a grazing of a hand. If you haven't, you truly can't understand what it's like.

My first time was fucking great. I was 28.

The literal equivalent of a boomer thinking travelling around the world is going help them "find themselves." Move on to more interesting things.

Well then whatever you've been for 25 years hasn't been working. What your feeling right now, is natures way of letting you know your doing something wrong, so make some drastic, perhaps uncomfortable changes, you probably already know what you need to do. Most importantly, don't listen to the black pill faggots on this site, they are fucking losers.

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Based
I lost my v card extremely late (24) and I was disappointed. Women by 24 have had sex hundreds of times so she could tell I was inexperienced.

I was khv until my mid 20's. Ended it by finding a cute asian girl on the internet a couple hundred miles away and convinced her to move in with me. She's lived with me for the last 2 years now, we fuck every day. Only thing is she doesn't pay rent, but I make plenty so idc.

I agree. It makes me depressed because I still have the craving, like any man. But it doesn't exist, the reality doesn't match up with the desire.

Oh I made out with plenty of cuties back in high school or otherwise known as my Chad days but I am also a virgin but I'm almost 26. Crazy really my parents are millionaires and I am actually pretty good looking idk it must be that I am AUTISTIC

I'm 41, my life is already over.

mods fucking delete this faggotry please

wow thank you for writing the manual on what not to do

Hundreds? Try tens of thousands. The average young couple fucks 3-5 times a day, that’s 1500 times a year. By 24 they’ve been having sex for a decade. If you have sex with a girl that was previously in a relationship she’s probably had sex upwards of 20,000 times.

Have you tried tying her up and hurting her a little?
works wonders for me and my slave

>The average young couple fucks 3-5 times a day
lmfao

Fuck this is true. Even if you go with a low estimate of 1 time a day we are talking 3500+ times.

Man it must be difficult getting pussy in the Internet era.

You barely puebesent bizlets have it soooooooooooooo hard.

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3-5 per week, then per month. Stay there until marriage where its per year, then retirement after spouse-death when it's per hour

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Being A Virgin Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Go Get Laid Haha

Level 33 archmage checking in with abs and making 90K a year;

Shit or get off the pot, OP. You’re probably just like me and never leave the house except to work or go to school or to that gym where you have headphones on. You probably milk your nuts to porn several times a day and have no reason to go out and risk rejection when you can stay inside and spank it all day. My friend is s degenerate pos that still lives with his folks, has two kids he can’t support after his divorce, and smokes 30$ with of bud every day and still managed to fuck three tinder girls in the same day. Put yourself out there if you want it bad enough or learn to enjoy the loneliness and cope with the depression. It does get tolerable after enough time by yourself. You might die a virgin like I’m going to, without a family, wife or so much as going on a date or touching a boob, but that alone isn’t going to kill you.

Hahahaha Fuck haha

>You’re probably just like me and never leave the house except to work or go to school or to that gym where you have headphones on.
I'm 30 and not a virgin but this hits way too close to home lol
I have friends that I could go out with but meeting new people gives me anxiety, and I value my alone time so much.

>tfw kissless non virgin
Not worth it

I am in awe of your power, magister.
I am but a humble sorcerer who lost any chance at wizardhood at 20, but has abstained since. Tell me, master, what esoteric secrets have you learned?

Fuck,
Was meant for
.

Pls no bully, am retard.

I lost my wizardhood at 18 and didn't get laid again until I was 26. Then I had another dry spell until 29 when I banged hookers in Southeast Asia.

Who gives a shit. Women who have sex so much are nothing more than a quick nutbust anyways. Whether they can see your inexperience is irrelevant because a whore is a whore and you won't be keeping them around

You’re not allowed in the club, normie. The guild has rules about those men that have their power sapped away by a succubus.