When will Microsoft declare bankruptcy?

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Imagine unironically buying one of those pieces of shit instead of buying an actual laptop

>unghhh...can touch screen....touch.....

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Fuck off poorfag, surfaces are awesome.

microsoft is doing extremely well and will become more valuable than apple.

Only like 5% of their revenues come from Surface and it's not their main focus. They are doing great in cloud, gaming, office, business solutions etc.

>spends $1000 on a gimmicky useless tablet
>calls others poorfags

Top lol

What is this LMAO

L M A O

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>they’ve never used a Surface

It’s unironically kino, and extremely usable for just about anything.

Bill didn't think they were all that cool.

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the feminazi gender study pad

Surfaces are fucking terrible.

Based and Dell pilled.

you ever used the big iPad Pro (late 2018)??

shits the future, no doubt about it.

kek
pleb, touch screens are godtier for watching porn on
you will literally be unable to go back any other way afterwards

Surface Book Master race here, it's literally the best laptop you can buy that also works as a tablet.

I use it for digital art. I like it a lot, and even got a keyboard that opens and closes like a laptop so I can use it basically just like a laptop. But as far as replacing an actual laptop, no, it still can't do that. It's a fucking mobile OS. Can't program on it for instance, so I can't do the majority of my CS uni homework assignments on it.

I got xboned one too many times
I want a real goddamn console that I can put a game in and play immediately.
If I wanted to spend half a fucking day installing updates and patches, I'd be a PC gamer.
Speaking of which, I'm sick of getting spammed with ms office promotions. Nobody's used office since the 90's.

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>All these plebs don't know about the Thinkpad hybrid masterrace
You guys are poor right?

When you make so much money you can throw shit and still get a replacement for nothing.

Consoles are becoming increasingly irrelevant anyway, by the end of the next decade there will be a Netflix for video games as the latency issues will have been solved by then.

Who the fuck actually rents movies these days? You don't, you stream it. Same thing will be the case for video games soon enough

>Windows on a laptop
Sounds awful desu. The whole point of of a laptop is being able to use it on the go, but every time I see a person on campus with a windows laptop, they're always playing around on their phone while waiting for the spinning update circle to stop so they can use their fucking laptop lol. Seriously, they're always stuck on that "applying updates" screen lmao

Exactly.
Can't wait to pair a controller to my TV and just start playing whatever with no hardware constraints.

Fuckin loser i bet you cant write a single program

The fact that this company still exists in 2019 after decades of schemes which compromise customers for the sake of profit including the kaby lake windows 7 debacle just proves yet again how hopelessly stupid the average person is and how much they deserve the coming inquisition which will be caused by their own collective karma to avenge the people across the globe whose lives have been taken away or otherwise shattered because people in the west are too stupid to think for themselves and too weak to hold their governments accountable.

>surfaces are awesome.
>Surfaces are fucking terrible.

Well thanks for clearing that up.

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>saves .gif as static images
>can't save media files other than images (.pdf etc.)

It's fucking trash.

>Nobody's used office since the 90's.
What the fuck do they use instead?

Yeah no one uses powerpoint or excel but fucking everyone uses word

I paid 300€ for a chink knock-off with the performance level of a surface 3
Fucking worth every cent.
driver and shit needs to be done manually and support is not existing but I am not a brainlet normie who pays double/triple the price for that.


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>Imagine being so deep in your own delusion that you think this

that's a good point
You think crypto will help with that?

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