In your LA wagepod

>in your LA wagepod
>barely managing to sleep at 3AM
>suddenly, an alarm jolts you awake
>"I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK"

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AHAHAHHAHAH WTF IS THIS!?!? It's literally a wagie cagie on the top fucking lmfaoooo!!! and I bet all these kids have 4-year degrees with crazy student loans.

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>intersection between social/privacy
>privacy

where do you fap

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wouldn't it be cooler to live in modified cargo containers
if somewhere housing is needed it could be deployed super fast
put in some isolation
add a shower/plumbing system connectable to sewage
wanna go to china? just ship your entire home there

This isn't that bad. It's just a good way for lonely people to make friends/find a significant other while saving money. Once that happens you can take your new roommate and get an apartment.

Not even a pod, just a manchild crib

This is only SLIGHTLY cheaper than a hotel and the living conditions look much worse

This is a pretty lucrative idea.

same reason hostels are popular for traveling. 8$ for a bunk instead of a cheap 20$ hotel, but you get to meet people

thats kinda similar to jail

>tfw stayed here a couple times while working a school sponsored internship in LA
>tfw wound up feeling more comfortable sleeping in my box van off of Alameda
>tfw still would go back just to treat myself to a long hot shower once in a while

Lmao

>Put in some isolation

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If you are not going to live with someone that you are dating or married with, why not live with your parents?

>If you are not going to live with someone that you are dating or married with, why not live with your parents?

someone that you are NOT NOT NOT dating or married with

How do they jack off :()

because americans

Makes dating/hooking up awkward, parents aren't peers so they won't go out with you on weekends or do fun things people in your age group like

I would do it if I was fugly and hopeless though, just camp down and rack up as much money as possible. Otherwise, living with a roomate in a 2 bedroom is pretty cheap.

Anyway, what I said reminded me of fridge logic
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>just camp down and rack up as much money as possible.
I was talking about living with your parents and helping to pay for stuff of course, like you would do while sharing a house with strangers

>actual cribs for manbabies
Kek. Normie genocide when?

Parents would undoubtedly charge you less, especially if they love you and value keeping you close. Mine offered $100/month in rent.

I think it's important to stay independent as an adult though. You won't keep your parents forever.

>I think it's important to stay independent as an adult though.
Staying independent while living with others that you arent dating?

Because owning your own home as a single male(while being able to afford it) is not only a HUGE status sign, but also an insane financial opportunity.
> Buy $200K 3/2
> Apartment off 2 bedrooms
> Rent for $500 ea+utilities
You now are living rent free if not making a small bit of money to live in your own appreciating asset. Pay off your mortgage asap, sell entirely for profit. Rent for 3 years. Get new FHA loan. Repeat.

not as bad as "just throw in some plumbing"

That's merely a cost-saving measure. Your roommate won't provide for you like parents will, and they aren't as emotionally close. The transition from having a roommate to living by myself was nothing, the transition from moving out of the house to an apartment with roommates was fairly big.

Below the either guy fapping, using his juices for lube.
>t. Happy slave
You know Bezos is NEVER letting you in the big house boy

>owning your own home as a single male(while being able to afford it)
we are talking about sharing the home with other people here, not living alone

>where do you fap

>Where do you stay cold while at the same time jumping at a active volcano?

I lived here for a while

Having parents is the definition of white privilege

haha

$8 bunk $20 Hotel ????? What fuckin year or Planet are living on user. You quoting rates from 1966 and/or are you staying in Nigeria? I swear the fuckin LOSER NEETS that live in their mommies basement has no connection to reality.

Not our fault your race is too stupid to value familial constructs. It isn't our job to compensate for that.

>literally just a bunk bed
>communal bathroom
>zero privacy
>still $40-70 a night

is this a fucking joke?

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>hotel
>$20
lol

Wtf are you talking about? most people in college that still live with their parents are beaners, niggers, and losers who look like they never get laid and still dress like teenagers. Most of my peers jobs and their own flat

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what the actual fuck murica

But white parents charge their kids rent and kick them out at 18

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xD xD

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>This isn't that bad.
lol fucking lost
>It's just a good way for lonely people to make friends
I guarantee you don't have many friends if you believe this.
>a significant other
>significant other
Back to lêddit

Probably one of the firsts to do it in LA. The second someone comes along with actual pods and privacy will take all the profits and business away from that shit.

>wagepod

You might aswell be in prison at that point holy FUCK.

Why do they even bother installing drywall if they're not going to finish the job? They could've just used more durable chipboard.

>significant other

Kys

These are the people making fun of me for living at my parents

Are they co-ed?

>When you realize how much the average retard willingly gets taken advantage of
This world is a joke and the only thing to do is rob them for all they're worth.

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i am sorry this is just ridiculous what the fuck america. had to pause multiple times because of the intense level of cringe tbdesu, at least the chink pods are soundproof this is like a murifat knockoff of a chink solution to picture related

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This desu.

Cage ok I just want FUG :DDD

What's wrong with wanting them isolated? If it's quiet enough I might would actually consider something like that.

If this is the future, I want out!

When they die you get the house and anything else they have. If by independent you mean not having a job or place to live, why would anyone want that?

I live with my mother in a country where people do very often but I hate the lack of privacy

70 fucking dollars
Hello hyperinflation if this is real

you've clearly never been to eastern europe or east asia, can very fucking easily spend $10 a night on a hostel

> $50/night
> Membership program for $1200 a month
> youtu.be/MciwhvNQecc
LMAO

Literal commieblocks

Nigger they change $1500 a month for a bed in these places. People are sleeping in these because they can't afford to live anywhere else since the prices of everything is so high.

God I wish I had money to build a fucking apartment building in LA that had tiny closet sized soundproof rooms with no room for anything but a bed and charge 800 bucks a month in rent to these retards. I want nothing more than for them to suffer in their tiny little slavechambers while thinking "man this is so great I'm saving so much money"

Fuckin cucks now live in giant beds together like 5 year olds.. you cant make this shit up

Just late stage capitalism. I really don't know how much longer it can go on for.

>significant other
>a roastie who got boned by all the fucking hive apartment before you

yeah no

You get a damn ROOM with a DOOR for the same price or less in the SAME PART OF TOWN. This place is meant for transient Eurotrash.

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>own 1800 sq foot space
>dont really "believe in zoning rules, regulations"
>not building wooden bunks
>not renting the space nightly to 18+ ppl
>$40 / nigh ea
>always at capacity, $21K a month
>ban snorers for life
>[jewing intensifies]

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Girl who frequents stinky hipster pods
Great choice retard make sure to scrub all the dried cum, tattoos and nose rings off her

>Bu..but muh independence!

This is...probably one of the saddest things I've seen.
People in fucking africa shitholes have more living space than these people do

That Russian girl just reinvented slumlording for Millennials

>dont really "believe in zoning rules, regulations"
keked

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this

at what point do you just up and move somewhere like Malaysia or Panama

>flat
Nice larp, yuro

not even a damn privacy curtain? fuck that.

this is WORSE than anything I've ever seen

this is why I am leaving America

this is your fucking future here LMAO, even worse than fucking Russia and Mexico. I would literally rather live in the woods in a fucking tent than live like that.

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Americans will suck endless shit from their Jewish masters

INCREDIBLE

I truly do not believe there will EVER be a breaking point for Americans

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>t. Jamal

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Imagine the smell

xDDDDD

France always does that shit first

You only get one FHA loan.

America has a track record of getting it's shit together when it's almost too late.

40 dollars a day is $1,240 a month. Can you really not get even a studio apartment for that? lmao, California is wild. Van living is the future.

Why not van + gym membership?

>get an "rv mortgage"
>$200 a month and
>$40 gym membership
>park out in-front of walmart.

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Not at all true, after you don't own property for 3 years, you qualify for FHA again.

This is unironically what real communism looks like

The problem is a lot of rental places want renters to commit half a year to 1 year contracts. These people staying in pods are only looking to stay for a few days or months.

It’s worse than a fucking hostel
A FUCKING HOSTEL

Reminds me of summer camp, how bad could it be?

AND YOU CANT EVEN FUCK??
Jesus just nuke California I mean if you live there you dug your own grave if you plan to stay that place is gonna be Tijuana 2.0

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im impressed by what this woman has done, im surprised a board like Jow Forums can't appreciate it either. although an unintentionally humorous idea i enjoyed listening to her speak even though im a biased admiring a russians work

>a significant other
why not just say wife? Fuck off cuck, holy shit you’re stupid

Think I'd what Bernie and Warren mean when they say equality

They will eventually merge these into the Amazon warehouses and your bedroom will transform into the wage cage at 5am

Because that implies a heterosexual relationship and those are banned in LA

This is like that We Live in Public experiment, but it looks like no one is having any fun or fucking.

Only works for fags. Women do not want to be there at all, its filled with gross rapist codemonkies and craft beer hobos.

>Barracks communism with capitalist characteristics

fucking LEL

i would go insane...imagine.... all the noise...waking up every 3 hours to another alarm clock....JUST

>sorry to bother you