ITT we run the perfect restaurant
ITT we run the perfect restaurant
Fucken 'ell
Spared no expense!
CSW already patented food
See you in court.
No niggers
based jurassic nigger
All at your moms house.
>Your house above the basem't
>Fresh produce
>Non-retarded menu
>Quick service (see: preparation)
>Reasonable prices
>Comfy decor
Restaurants are easy as fuck to manage, the only hard part is finding decent staff. Any restaurant that fails is guaranteed to be run by an idiot.
If I was Asian I would %100 open a pho place.
>Super cheap menu
>People forgive seediness because it's """"authentic""""
>ultra quick cooktimes
>Hire Asian cuties and a grandma to make the special broth
Only real issue is getting that broth tasting godly might take a lot of prep.
waitresses will be slam hogs with fat brappers. We only serve chicken nuggets and the wagie bus boys will dance for our guest every hour.