Who else here gettin' that //darkmoney//?

Lol altcucks

>end up in prison
>get one call
>call my buddy and tell the secret phrase we made up beforehand in private
>buddy now knows to order a hitman with BTC to assasinate the judge and his entire family unless you are freed
heh...

>buddy now knows to order a hitman with BTC
>cops wuz listening
>they connect the dots
>your friend rats you out when interrogated and they make a deal
>you get life in prison for attempted murder and hiring of hitman (hitman was honeypot of FBI)
>no parole

nothing personal goyim.

They cannot prosecute everyone due physical limitations of doing so

>Burner phones
>Wear mask

On top of what you've pointed out I've got a local ATM that I only go to buy if localbitcoins doesn't deliver that week. Use a fake email/phone number, use a burner phone for a temp wallet. I only walk there from a distance away, and cover my face. When they see me go straight to the ATM nobody asked any questions.

>goes to ATMs that are constantly 24/7 and log every purchase and every adress forever
Congratulations you described a blockchain

>evetything falls apart
>become naruto and activate secret kamehameha to vibrate through the prison wall into freedom
...it didnt have to end like this

they absolutely can and will.
there is always room for some shitter that thinks hes smart and can hide money from (((them))).

>retard that smacks his head against the wall is restrained and transferred into a mental hospital
>becomes guinea pig and pumped full with HRT and antidepressants
>family signs paper that lobotomized retard is not capable of signing any kind of contracts
>he never gets out

>RFID in his clothes tracks him across the city anyway

>they caught a body double i placed in the cell after escaping
>laugh as they think they are victorious while i plan my revenge
...now the fun begins

fucking based. I might start rolling up to my btc ATM like this.
although knowing my neighborhood, someone would call the cops on me for coming in with a mask on.

I'd like to see the kikes try to put me in prison for crypto tax evasion, its probably better living conditions than im in now, kek

cool story bro but it was you that was caught.