Is anyone else obnoxiously "perfect" but deep down unsatisfied?

>20 yo, 40k GBP, 13 BTC
>Oxford student on track for first
>6'4"
>get up at 5:30 for exercise daily, vegan, no drugs no alcohol
>4 great looking fuck buddies
>lots of charity work, impressive internships
>came from a very poor family

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Faggot. Get some sleep

I do.... I go to sleep at 10pm get up at 5:30am

Why do you keep posting these threads?

I don't. Shit the board up with frogs constantly though

You are just checking boxes instead of living for a purpose. I used to have the same problem. Being a LifeCuck and just doing "da bedder ting 4 my fuchure xD my mom is so mucho proud and my communidy respegg me xDD" is humble but ultimately - FUCK these worthless NPCs. You need to use your advantages to pursue a larger goal, impact the world and create society in your own image.

Charity work is cool but if those bums were on their feet who is to say they would not fuck your wife and spit in your face? Fuck you in a business deal? Or even just quietly disrespect you in their own homes for being better than them? Such gestures are myopic virture signalling and not at all impressive. Also, College is gay so fuck Oxford.

Basically, get some money and use it to exert influence in a way YOU feel is positive and isolate yourself from this idea you need to be so fake.

You'll get there though youre very young. Just enjoy the hedonism for now and stay on track. It isnt as fun fucking around when youre 25.

>vegan
>no drugs no alcohol

lmao no wonder you're unsatisfied, you stay away from anything that might lead to you actually having some fun

I’ve see a couple threads about 20 year old bongs with 13 btc and 40k gbp. It can’t be a coincidence.

That's exactly what I'm trying to do... Already got more money/status than 99.9 percent of people my age

I used to drink and smoke weed but realised it was rotting my mind/dedication so quit

Yeah think I posted a vegan bait thread a few days ago. Definitely haven't done one in this format

>18 yo, 20 BTC, $500,000 in the bank from 2017 bullrun
>4.0 GPA in electrical engineering
>6'5, 8% bodyfat, 9/10 tier face
>Wake up at 4 am every day
>have a dozen 9/10 hoes on the tindr
>Tons of volunteering, champion of local community
>Started out as a homeless

Lol nice try OP but try to get on my level k kid

Net worth under 100k and bragging on Jow Forums about a shitty worthless oxbridge degree

The absolute state

This is bs, 40k and double digit btc doesn’t make you rich or successful you neet piece of shit

Kys now

Impressive, very impressive. Lets see Paul Allen's card.

No, I have a chronic illness & need to lie down a lot

>bong
>promiscuous
>vegan
>in BTC instead of ETH
>likely some form of nonwhite
>feels the need to brag on taiwanese cooking board
your unsatisfaction is truly a mystery

I am 20. Having 10k at this age would be "great". Having approx 70k is very, very easily 1 percent for my age. Don't need any of the cringe making 200k at 16 as a plumber

Lol youre not better than "99.9%" of people you worm. Now i know why youre unsatisfied, you think your mild achievements are staggering. News flash nigger you arent even in the real world yet youre fucking twenty. Major props to you but your hubris is distasteful and wont make you any sharper.

>19 yo, 41k GBP, 14 BTC
>Harvard Law
>6'5
>Get up at 5:29
>5 good looking fuck buddies

Sorry OP. You need to pull yourself up by the bootstraps. Maybe someday you'll be as successful as me.

now this post, this user? that's an overachiever. take note for your larps, zoomer

>Lol youre not better than "99.9%" of people you worm.
I haven't met anyone who I'd say was better than me. Met lots of people smarter (at Oxford, didn't meet anyone who came close at secondary) but no one with the "whole package".

kek

now wrap it up boys, its bedtime soon

>turned 18 today, bought 10k btc in 2010 for $300 and I sold it all in 2017 for $170,000,000
>4.0 in med school (I finished pre med in high school)
>only 6’8
>fuck any chick I like without going on dates
>volunteer as president once in a while
>started out as an aborted fetus

You think you’re special LOL

>get up at 5:30 for exercise daily, vegan, no drugs no alcohol

absolutely pathetic

>Immortal
>Headmaster of Hogwarts
>Morph body to any form at will
>Do not require sleep or sustenance
>Literally God
>Produced existence out of nothingness
plebs

>literal humblebrag thread
fuck off to plebbit

You sound like a girl. Vegan and you don’t drink? Why do you care about your body to this level? The ultimate mark of insecurity. You can be strong and healthy without turning into a boring nonce.

>oxford student
>doesn't specify which program

You are unsatisfied because you feel the need to make fake bait threads on Jow Forums you fucking incel

pretty decent, but ee is harder than med school (I did both)

how did you get 4 fuck buddies?

>"perfect"
but here you are trying to brag on Jow Forums
tomfuckinghanks

Hey OP are you lonely? I've always wondered if the deep down unsatisfied thing comes from the very human desire to be around people who understand you (which is probably hard if you do actually check all those boxes).

By being 6'4"

19, 80kgbp, 50 btc, 6’6

I know that feel bro

What does the average bong have in savings, maybe 1k? But yet all that having 40k lets you do is put a bigger deposit on a mortgage that still ties you down for 20 years at least, or you can rent and put it in index funds. Oh and good luck making a million because you take home 60% of your salary. How do I escape this aaaaaaa

>Vegan
>perfect
Get a load of this basedboy

>turned 3 yesterday
>phd in cryptography, molecular astrophysics and feminist dance therapy
>3ft 7in, that's two measurements
>my body is not yet enslaved by the constant primal strive for reproduction
>am part of the 10 global lizard leaders
>started out as an anal fissure

resistance is futile

>18 yo
>electrical engineering
now I know why US faggots are scared of indians taking the job for half of the salary
>east Europe
skills over nine thousand
not a surprise that all the techie boss are russians and they give zero fuck about pajeet competition

SKILLS

>turn 1 in 10 years, 612k Link (and accumulating)
>Doctorates in phrenology, Martian philosophy, and Tuvan throat-weaving, while maintaining a perfect IHF-9 GPA
>4.6 cubits (that's Urartian, NOT Egyptian cubits)
>solely reproduce in the astralphysical 2D realm with my choice of concubines
>regularly receive tribute and worship from the interstellar wizard alliances
>started out as a Euclidian prokaryote

Nothin' personnel, kid

matter of facts, yes
>19 yo, 12 million$ (trust fund), 2 BTC
>study CS
>"Chad", can get laid every day of the week.
>renting 2.5 million $ penthouse
>rich family

want to kys everyday

Good post. Really spoke to me.

You have 40K and some internet coins. Rethink mate, if anything, you are a flog

>Casual sex
>Deeply unsatisfied

Yeah everything checks out.

Eat some meat you stupid fag.
Nothing fills that emptiness like a good steak.

Quality shitpost larp as always sage and reported

if this user's redpilledness had an RSI, it'd be very very overbought!

underage b&

you sound like a nigger faggot, just sayin

im very wealthy but shitpost on Jow Forums all day and drink. im a very heavy drinker and its ruined my health and bones.

You're conforming to some boring forgettable normie version of what a "perfect" life is supposed to be just so you can impress other normies and you wonder why it feels hollow?

>19yo, 80k/yr (inheritance), 27 BTC and $340k in the bank
>don’t go to school, live off dividends
>6’6 270 lbs, 9% body fat
>get up at 4:30 for exercise daily, vegan, no drugs no alcohol
>lost count of fuck bunnies, all of them 9/10
>don’t give anything to homeless or charity, fuck them
kek you were so close OP. Try again on r9k

I MAKE LOTS OF MONEY AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX

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If you are Brit you are far from perfect. I swear all Brits look like they are inbreds to some degree, never seen an attractive Brit in my life

>vegan
Onions products lower testosterone fren
>b-but muh beard
Get your faggot ass into a gym and accomplish something that matters like lifting heavy objects and putting them down again.

You'll never make it until you understand this post

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Quality larp the 270 w/ 9% body fat gave you away though
Drink bleach loser

>18 yo, 830k USD, 32 BTC
>MIT Material Sciences
>6’9”
>Get up at 3:30
>Don’t even need fuckbuddies, fuck myself out of loving narcissism

Get on my level, losers

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I am twice your age and made some awful mistakes in my life, but being vegan for 10 years and then vegetarian for 7 more was the absolute biggest mistake I had ever made. If you feel smart the way you are living now, then you might actually be a genius if you would be eating normal food.

>Vegan
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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I like how Jow Forums ignores the solution to OP's problem.

Kneepads

You sound like a psychopath, imo, but you do you I guess. Like that Radiohead song Fitter Happier.

>31 y/o
>5'5, 180lbs
>NEET
>came from middle class white suburban family
>graduated high school late at 19 due to health problems
>live in apartment above my grandmother
>lost contact with friends years ago
>not really into the fitness stuff
>100,000 LINK

absolutely redpilled and very based

>m-muh larp!
Whatever you say fatty

Buddy it's 3:25 am in bongland, get some fucking sleep

Eat meat and take psychedelic drugs.

>vegan
Let me guess, the exercise you do is straight cardio which you track with a spyware app.

Do you have family and friends that love you though?

I was similar boat few months ago, well first semester of uni. Fuck buddy, 300kish in crypto, studying, exercising, clubbing, occasional drugs. Was probably the most unhappiest id ever been, crashed hard.

Anyway, hit rock bottom, started talking to family and close friends, feeling pretty fucking happy. Good luck anyway OP

How big is your penis?