reminder these threads are used by shill groups. They take OG chainlink materials and slide in their own coin like "wow biz thanks for the chainlink ride I'm thinking of buying bazinga now" or something
Thomas Sanders
I am the original creator of this. Those were the good old days, weren't they?
The post-Sibos dump and the resulting FUD campaign through November was hard on my mental health.
Gabriel Allen
Same, but I read through Don Tappscott's book 'Blockchain Revolution' which made me realize Chainlink's full potential and how necessary it was, I kept buying more since.
May I have your attention please? Will the price of chainlink please go up? I repeat, will the price of chainlink please go up? We're going to have a wojack here
Y'all act like you never seen a deluded linkie before Sats all on the floor like REQ and Ripple just burst in the door Started dumpin' on their ass worse than before they first got divorced Laughing at your expenditure
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just gain what I think he did, did he?"
And Sergey said Nothing you idiots Sergey's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
People on Jow Forums hate linkies, chicka chicka chicka Stinky Linky I'm sick of them Look at them, walking around postin their wojack threads Shilling for invester cred "yeah, but they're so deluded though"
Yea I probably missed a couple of gains I could have used But no worse than what's going on with other coin's that never cruised
Sometimes I want to get on Jow Forums and just let loose, but can't, But it's cool for Sergey to hold back any good news!
My gains are gonna hit, my gains are gonna hit And if you're lucky you might just get in before it dips And that's the message that we deliver to kids on Jow Forums And expect them not to know how hopeless chainlink is
Of course they gonna know what a shitcoin is, by the time they hit Jow Forums, They got past the normie phase didnt't they? Deluded linkies took a gamble The FOMO made them scramble now their folio is all red candles
But if we keep selling them bags with no handles Then there's no reason why a pump wont get us a lambo But if you feel like I feel follow my example. Damsels wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Sergey, yes I'm the real Sergey All you other Slim Sergey are passively lurking So won't the price of Chainlink please go up, Please go up, Please go up