/smg/ - Stock Market General

reminder that S&P and DOW would be 11% higher if trump wasnt in office
and that SPY will never hit 300 with trump in office edition
>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Past disgusting thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

cboe.com/trading-tools/strategy-planning-tools/term-structure-data),
vixandmore.blogspot.com/
nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/ex-campaign-aide-alleges-trump-kissed-her-without-consent-n975706
cnn.com/2019/02/25/investing/warren-buffett-sp-500-stocks/index.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Buy BABA

do NOT disrespect the President.

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Don't worry, just wait for Power Minute.

I find it hard to be concerned with intraday price action, desu
Especially since it's still green overall today and I'm still up more than 30% on it

first for pls market god pls no quadruple top

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What kind of bullshit thread is this. Nobody disrespects my president except the lamestream mainstream media news and commie pinko liberals.

how dare you insult our president


H△TE
Parting Light
Berserk 2016 OP

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Is it time to all in VIX?

I agree that the day to day movement matters little. I just like seeing more green.

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NBEV MOONING THIS WEEK
BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never thought about that. I am the user who is sitting on 50k. Should I put 25k in a volatility index? Next time there is a happening I can doubly my money and get out.

Is there one on Vanguard?

ohhh me god pls just close above 280 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOT LIKE THIS

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

OP appears to be a cuck this time around...

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Hey you!
Buy some PLUG today!
Earnings are March 6th and there may be a surprise! Don’t miss out!

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OPs have for be unbiased
if we have on pro-trump OP,
we must have anti-trump OP

these are the rules of generals.

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Do the bottom or stop me out KO you cunt stock manipulated trash

>make a new thread early just to make it anti-trump
you're a horrible OP and I hope you don't succeed in the market

IT'S CHEAPIES TIME
IT'S FUCKING OVERRRRRRRR

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BROS WHAT THE FUCK, I'VE MISSED THE ENTIRE RALLY FOR TWO FUCKING MONTHS.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS MARKET. WHY AM I SUCH A PUSSY WHO WON'T BUY IN?

Oh my God its happening againnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Those rules are 2 things, fake and gay. This thread is now about strip mall brothels.

Make your bets.

I say we test 2630 again.

the nobles know who funded your margin, you cant fool us

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dont buy vix stuff until you really understand what you're buying (rolling futures contracts), the vix term structure - contango and backwardation (cboe.com/trading-tools/strategy-planning-tools/term-structure-data), etc. vixandmore.blogspot.com/ is a good resource.

WE'RE GOING BACK TO CHRISTMAS EVE
TRUMPTARDS SEETHING
When will they take they eco-fascist pill and realize both parties are cucked by (((them))) and a world wide awakening and subsequent purge is required?
The perfect ideology was the Iron Guard, but they should have been educated in ecology

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$SQ will be $150 by September.

>Zionist shills everywhere
Fuck Trump, and fuck America.

muh weed stocks

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Is this a red day? Yea...I’m thinking it is fuck this shit

it will never feel like the right time to buy, ever. so ignore your brain and just DCA over time. if you have a lot of cash you may want to also set some incremental buy levels every 5% down from the high. i bought the bottom but not because i'm good, just because it was in the plan.

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>muh Trees
Trees should be sawed down for making im-pale rods

Yep, I'm glad that I bought viix yesterday.

“The greatest feeling you can get in a market or the most satisfying feeling you can get while trading is the pump. Let’s say you build your portfolio, money is rushing in to your portfolio and that’s what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like the FED is blowing air into your portfolio and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming from the market; I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home; I’m getting the feeling of cumming on /smg/; when I make money, I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It’s terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.”

>muh spine
Your spine should be torn out and used as a whip to beat the restoration slaves

ONLY .21% LEFT BEFORE WE CLOSE RED

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I just put a $30k bet on SDS. It’s time to short the ponzi.

Wish me luck guys.

Down. Fucking hangman at resistance on S&P. I'm pulling out.

time to buy SQQQ?

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nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/ex-campaign-aide-alleges-trump-kissed-her-without-consent-n975706

its all over pull out

Sqqqad up.

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bulls, liquidate and take cover
it's fucking over

nog wants gibs, how shocking

>black bitch broke the gavel at the closing of the market
lmfao

Bullish

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .13%, food stocks continue to sink and I didn't see an opportunity to long. Don't know why I didn't short today, I was literally looking at futures last night thinking we were going to gap up then bleed. Ominous start to the week even though we closed green.

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cnn.com/2019/02/25/investing/warren-buffett-sp-500-stocks/index.html

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BOOMERS

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it election season coming up
we cannot allow for have biased politics OPs

or else bots shilling their discords and agenda will start inserting their candidates into these threads

WE CANNOT ABIDE politics!
if we do /SMG/ will be co-opted
politics OPs need for be ignored

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>ding ding ding

i thought he was a horrible racist?

big dick gains of 0.18%

oh fuck i didn't get my order in at the bell and now the markets fucking closed.

Red by 0.07% in the last few seconds. LMT'ed

I got $750 in SPY puts at close. Probably going to get cucked.

me over traded today :(
was very convinced we would blow 281 top

will post me trades today if anyone interested at what brianlet looks like

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down 0.4%
nothing matters for me until tommrow and wednesday

Yeah wtf I thought we still had 2 hours left

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You are truly a pathetic individual

yes I'm unironically learning pls post

AT LEAST I'M NOT GAY

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People selling off this week to pay for taxes/

Tell me if this is retarded:

I literally use Robinhood to grow my savings. I had about a grand in there a year ago. If I make a profit over the course of 30 days, whether $50 or $500, I sell and transfer to my savings account. If I don’t, I either let it sit or sell at a loss and throw it somewhere else until I’m in the green.

I make about $350 a month doing this, on top of having a day job. I don’t see the harm really, except taxes.

^^ ok will post, its gonna take me a bit but it will be full journal of today

Savings? Why not dump the excess into a safe investment like vtsax? Or is this for an emergency fund?

Lost $500 on dumbass SPY calls (~$1200 worth) at the top. Switched to puts at EOD. Bobo the nigger is back.

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Emergency + travel fund

Seems fine by me. Could put it in vtsax but if the market tanks you'd have to hold off on losing it. I'd go til you get a comfortable amount and then put excess in something safer but invested.

He allegedly kissed her on the cheek (sge says he simed for lips she dodged) and she's also claiming gender gap and race gap in her pay.

Stupid.

Slightly on green side of flat. Stupid KO nullified my gains in other stuff.

I'm not disappointed that he assaulted her, I'm disappointed he touched a colored woman

*she says he aimed

Phonebosting sorry

Has anybody corroborated the niggeresses claim?

>vtgn

Ouch.

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The article has somebody else from Trump's campaign team saying it's bullshit.

#ibelieveher
#believevictims

>that post gave me the pump

when are we going to get a crash? it's crazy how the markets are STILL rallying

Fucking faggot analyst really thinks Aurora has better growth than CRON sand CGC
These fucking boomers are deluded and completely out of touch

>deluded and completely out of touch
>dude 420 stokss!! :^)
writes itself.

>he watches boomers talk about slow and steady gains instead of burnt out crypto zoomers talking about moonshots of their ass
not gonna make it

you got the crash in december

Shooting star on daily, RSI over 70, VIX shooting up and an afternoon fade.

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Another boomer lol
If you think marijuana isn’t going to hit all time highs this year you need to keep on your Kraft and ford shares and stay away you obviously aren’t smart enough to make money and I’m surprised you can put your shirt on in the morning

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wait what happened with REFR

>cope

Expensive product, no market, poor earnings, no coverage other than that bell ringing crap, all that plus everything is red today take your pic

Probably an offering, desu
It hurts now, but this is a great opportunity to buy in

SEETHING
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SAVAGE

great thread guys

This is your brain on weed lmao

okay here me very embarrassing day ;_;
keep in mind me didnt end up losing much money, what got me today was trading fees >_>

if anyone has observations / suggestions am all ears
today was one of worse days in long time

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Bearish, double top in play. Faggot.

...

Holy kek

>if anyone has observations / suggestions

my personal suggestion would be to stop day trading
alternatively, take a break until the market either breaks over resistance or bounces off of it

That's either a small santoku or a large kid.

checked and basedpilled

>We now interrupt this episode of Return to Normal for an important message

I bought the top and sold at a $500 loss and then got $750 in puts near the close. My reasoning/DD is I like to be degenerate.

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