I can not tell you how many times I have replayed this night in my head the last year and half..
>2013
>GF of 4 years cheated on me with 3rd string tight end for the colts in Vegas on "girls trip"
> all for vodka to stand near couches and a table at the Wynn on a random weeknight
>completely ruined was only 24 but going to marry her for sure
>Move to Venice Beach download tinder, hinge, ok cupid, pof
>start going on spree prob slept with 15 women in 2 months
>match with pic related
>lives in long beach, a little bit of a drive but fuck it
>meet at bar
>have fun
>get hookah
>hold hands and light toughing
>meet up with friends
>more cuties, some jocks and 1 weird kid who wont stop talking about the silk road and bitcoins
>keeps on trying to tell me about mining bitcoins and that they are $100 and he has like $3,600 worth and its all from mining
> "cool story weirdo I don't care about your silk road money I make more then that in a month anyway"
>thinking I am so cool with arm around pic related by a fire out back some mcmansion in Huntington Beach
>fast forward 3 hours I am at a del taco drive through buying this ano online e thot model a cup of beans and she scarfs them down like its the first thing shes ate in 4 days
>make out with bean breathe for 15 min eat her out and she gives me a half ass handjob no tits no ass and smelly ano pussy and beans on my breath I drive home and never think about either the kid or girl again
>be me
>2 hours ago
>just spent 7k buying 2 BTC
>MFW if I would of just heard the guy out for 15 min maybe got his number to talk more instead of being concerned about trying to sleep with 100 women in 1 year I would of made it
Time Machine
you sound and look like you fuck trannies
How? I have only fucked relatively hot chicks all over southern california and 2 straight up morbidly obese women. Are you projecting your TS fetish on me right now user?
Haha you shitty fucking normie
This thread is fucking shit. Saged.
You're a stupid cunt and you deserved it
Are you all angry broke bald manlets?
>Flashback to 2009
>First year of high school
>Very big fucking nerd, talking to some guy in my class who would turn out to become my best friend
- "Hey dude you heard about that bitcoin thing? It's like some alternative money on the internet or something heard about it the other day."
-"Yeah I think I've read about it, not sure what it's about whatever lol let's some weed after class ok?"
>Only heard about crypto again at the end of 2017 when btc reached new ATH and it was all over the news. Entered the crypto markets mid-2018.
>We still both remember that exact conversation and talk about it to this day as we try to flip shitcoins hoping to make up for it.
Please god let me go back in time.
>hear about BTC in 2010
>think "lol stupid buyers nobody gonna use that because there is already Paypal"
>2017, everbody gets rich except me
>still nobody uses BTC because there is Paypal
mfw
Nice blog, phaggot
You come blogposting in about how you were too much of a normie to listen to /oneofus/ tell you to buy BTC at $100 and then expect us not to laugh at you for it?
Regret is fucking retarded and useless, uncle Rico sounding motherfuckers.
>eat her out
Yeah, that’s gonna be a big “yikes” from me
this thread... i cannot even comprehend how retarded you are
A WoW guild member who ERP'ed as a succubus tried telling me about bitcoin at 200 dollars and I didn't listen.
did you at least get a good e-suck from him?
Yes.
And I actually think it was a her, (she?) clearly had no idea how dicks and cum worked.
I feel like "that guy". I keep telling people no one is going to use fiat in space. Everyone thinks that wont ever happen. Say internet money has been around for 10 years. Ffs forward 1 year no one cares. Be me, fuck it I give up all normies can stay poor.
>tell people to buy chainlink at .17 cents
>they dont listen because they are too busy being normalfaggots
>mfw
You deserved it. Learn some fucking grammar too while you're at it, I just get absolutely obnoxious vibes from you based on this blogpost
well you missed your chance to be filthy rich but hey, 3.5k per BTC is gonna seem like a steal in a few years!
>2012
>friend is telling me about bitcorn
>he has 100
>swimsuit model of the year is in my house from having the same personal trainer as me and I somehow had the game to get her to my house a few times
>I smoke weed and ruin it with her eventually without smashing her
>I never bought the cheap bitcorn and my friend bought an inner city penthouse apartment
>im now bald
drats
this alone is the reason we are still years away from a bull run, and thats even if theres gonna be one. normies trash like this os not meant to make, until peak of the bubble normie trash like this is still around the market is going nowhere but down
Give to me straight Jow Forums.
Is that a lady?
>flashback to 2008
>come up with working solution to double spend problem
>talking on IRC and cryptography messageboards about it
>start running a node
>mine 900,000 of total supply 1MM
>no-one else runs a node, ever
>I set the supply too low and block time was fixed, no difficulty adjustment
>Fast forward 11 years and remember about Bitcones
>Spend life savings to buy one for $19,000
I feel your pain, bro
who is this thot?
>bet I could throw a ball over them mountains
>that girl I fucked in 2013 was born female
i could throw a pigskin a quarta mile
>be me 2010 or 11
>be like 12
>Bitcoin is at like $2 after first bubble crash.
>Not old enough to buy but really wanted to.
>Friend and I had pretty good computers and had thought about mining a little bit but didn’t ever do it.
>Thought about telling our parents about bitcoin and asking them if they would buy us like $100 worth and we give them $100 dollars and they hodl for us.
>Didn’t ever do it.
Now I’m 21 and have .1 Bitcoin I bought for $355 and a stack of 1.5 Link praying for some sort of miracle.
>hear about bitcoin when they are sub 100$
>interesting but too lazy to properly research
>hear about them again when they are sub 1000
>same thing happens
>hear about them again when they go to 20k
Idc, I was born wealthy enough. Hindsight is 20/20 and I could be a billionaire now, but I'm not. No point in beating myself up about it.