What are you doing to get ahead at work that you avoid telling to others about?

What are you doing to get ahead at work that you avoid telling to others about?

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not wearing pants

Anybody has the copypasta about the guy who is using his family to get every penny they have?

just b urself user

i help everyone out with their excel problems. but i always provide an overly complex solution. then when there is an issue, i ignore them for a couple days and word gets around that it was me doing the work when their boss asks why it's not already fixed. then i step in and help again

Honey for me, not for bee

I help the teacher erase the whiteboard after every class.

Taking periodic fap breaks in the bathroom at work

Best advice I read in ages

I unironically do this

Making myself indispensable by secretly sabotaging colleagues' work then very overtly fixing it. Don't overdo it, just every so often

kill yourselves it's honestly sickening to hear you both speak so proudly about acting like passive aggressive women who aren't competent enough for whatever reason to just get the promotion honestly

need to get them numbers up. those are rookie numbers

Its these types of people who bring in H1Bs to save a dollar on salaries.

Found the normie who relies on other people to do his job for him. Business is a cut-throat world, you faggot. One day the HR axe will come swinging to reduce headcount. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it's going ting-a-ling-a-ling for you

But not

For

Me

>be me
>have MBA but suck at accounting
>take CPA exam secretly. Fail
>code Android apps in secret for freedom

>live at home
>save every penny
>invest most of it
>diversified between stocks, crypto, roths
>relish

I automated my tasks so that they get done twice as fast and spend the first half of the day applying to better jobs.

Microdosing, clocking in before I leave for work, clocking out after I get home, selling extra equipment from work for my own money

Is it them?

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