/smg/ - Stock Mallet General

What if the whole market is just one big short squeeze edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Prevoioudly on SMG:

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fundamental-markets.com/register/?so=GALT
youtube.com/watch?v=tBxgjJhHTyA
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

SHORT IT

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SHORT PAKISTAN
LONG INDIA

>LONG INDIA

Eeww no.

>NIO

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$REFR

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Oh fuck... its all fake money, ITS ALL SHORT

GALT is fucking TANKING

$3 by EOD
Then to the moon

I don't care

Hey you!
Buy some PLUG today! Earnings come March 6th! Maybe place a few 2$ calls? Could be worth it!

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no one fucking asked you

Doubtful.

The chad IIPR vs the virgin LCI

Short term price action isn't what matters here

Sell your shares if you want to and stop bitching about it

Holy fuck I bought the top with SPY calls and shorted the motherfucking bottom today.

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can EURO pls break out of 1.14 already

1.20 misses you @_@

Holding 11K REFR since 1s

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Stop trying to time the market and quit freaking out over every little fluctuation

Did you download the new report?
fundamental-markets.com/register/?so=GALT
Probably a good idea to review this not saying its bad or good but should shed insight

>What will the judge do to him? What can she do? Yell at him? Tell him, no this time he really needs to do what she already told him to do? Put him in jail? You can’t put Elon Musk in jail; he has a whole company for drilling tunnels! Let’s be fair to Musk: On the one hand, absolutely, he has been going around saying that he does not respect the law and is going to ignore the SEC and a court order, but on the other hand he has also been going around saying that he’s got a big drill. Also rocket ships, submarines, flamethrowers, possibly flying cars, basically the whole arsenal of supervillain technology. The message is not just “I do not care about the law”; it is also “and you can’t stop me bwahahaha.”


BASED

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Bought more on the dip?

It went to 2.02 yesterday

that pic is old as hell my man
just quit trolling stop trying to get people to lose money lol

I'm selling and loading up on puts. Fuck this piece of shit stock.

Too paranoid to click that link, but I do have the B. Riley research report giving it an $11 price target

for some odd reason.. i really want to punch you square in the face after reading that

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Feb is almost over and I have 8 companies paying me in March.

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Make sure you post your position after you buy them, fagtron

Will this damn market fucking make up its mind and capitulate already. Everybody can see it really wants to just go strait down.

Stick with crypto my guy

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dont ever reply to me or my posts again

I have SPY puts and it isn't happening

>it keeps going down
Dude, just admit this thing is a huge piece of shit. And don't call me a faggot because i'd beat the absolute living shit out of your pasty ass bitch boy. Took this pic a few days ago. I don't have to post anything i don't want to but i AM selling and i AM going to be loading up on puts as dilution is the future of this piece of shit called a "stock".

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>Everybody can see it really wants to just go strait down.

Exactly why it won't

Lets go BGS
Lets go Green Day

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now i really really want to punch your face.. like square in the face

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Cool, just make sure you post your position after you buy the puts

420 BLAZE IT

Yeah, there's 100% a bo in the making as the director sells all his shares. Fucking amazing.

curious as to what your overall gain is

with balls like that there's gotta be some big losses too. if not, all props to you. i'm so risk adverse that image alone gives me anxiety

It was part of a 1051-b plan made in August of last year

also
>inb4 hurr durr just look at total gain
that's one brokerage account, there could be several different accounts

based as fuck

Tell me, how does this affect the buyout you keep shilling to /smg/ ?

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26 year old NEET, I am up 300k green on the first quarter. And yes have other accounts I mostly use >>>>merrill lynch

It doesn't
If the director canceled his 1051-b plan because there was a buyout coming up, it would raise suspicion with the SEC because he acted on non-public information

dont EVER reply to me again

Oh man the cope on this is hard
I didn't know REFR was the troll of the board I wonder how it got that way...

you start using margin accounts to accumulate enough to trade?

so are we stable again are am i gonna get bogged as soon as i buy in?

Wait, are you just Comfy shitposting

how can I do this

Yes, little re re. We'll see if this pos can even break 6 dollars by eoy. Let alone a bo....

Fuck it. All in Tilray. Dude weed are the only stocks that ever made me money. Being a bear lost me 20%.

square in the face

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g-gpro bidding war starts n-next week O_O

Google, Apple, Amazon and Microsoft will start nasty BO war for GPRO

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Get a trust fund from a rich family

never again

Smucker market General

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>Powell just implied Trump isnt knowledgeable on macroeconomics and is using leverage to control the rates
Get those SQQQ cheapies while you still can

how about you stop replying to me you cringy fuck

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dont reply to this post

All you fucking morons just bag holding LCI and GALT. This retard thought his stock was getting bo months ago and this other retard can't think because of him doing coke lines off some mexican trannies dick. dilution

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the food moon mission wasnt green beans.... or macaroni.... it was Jam all along @_@

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ok.. i won't

imagine being this lame

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Nah the market is fucked, this is a bull trap before a shoah. The markets in general are topped. The market is about to test resistance again and if you look at the bottom MACD is indicating we're overbought. Shoah incoming in the next week or two.

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dont ever reply to this post

>I didn't know REFR was the troll of the board
It's a tech company with a ticker symbol that makes you think it's a weedstock.

how about you stop replying to me you little fuck

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Every 0.1 fluctuation costs/gains me $40. Hard not to watch it.

You lied to me about this last week, don't try that again. >:(

CRASH YOU MEMEFUDGER

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never never
dont reply

No you stop replying!!!

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that indicator is indicating overbought since 2nd week of january [brainlet]

If someone here has the big5guy green text wall about his life make a trip and i'll pp you 10 dollars for it.

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Who here JD squad?

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And of course no one looks it up so they buy in lol do people not read here?
Either way great troll but I feel bad for the college kids losing their starbucks money on it

s-sorry :(
no more GPRO bo lies from me every again

DESU ne one would every buy GPRO because it hard company for manage
and if they do buy GPRO it will be for sub 1 billion :(

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Do you really do coke off of a tranny cock?

The puts are forcing 281.

bean Juice

youtube.com/watch?v=tBxgjJhHTyA

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Fuck this, I'm going long.

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Good choice.

Yeah, he has AIDs as well. Someone post the pic of his wife with that black guy

That is a sign to short

dont reply to me

yeah I bought on Monday but seeing this I'm not so sure

Factually incorrect. We wuz /rhg/ an shiet.

no.. you don't reply to me

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gimme some insider info

I bought calls on Monday and shorted today. I just want my fucking money back.

How the fuck did you put that much money into REFR

you need to stop replying

LCIguy is a ******

Are people really passing up free money, how cringe and blue pilled.

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GDP Numbers Thursday. Shutdown, low housing growth, soft retail numbers