I own my own tiger shrimp farm and make 6 figures to work at home. Why aren’t you faggots farming shrimp?

I own my own tiger shrimp farm and make 6 figures to work at home. Why aren’t you faggots farming shrimp?

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Ive just got red cherries but they are for personal consumption only. Those tigers look really big. Are they taszty?

Dang man those things look scary as fukk. Keep the lid on tight, dawg.

Last time we had these threads I developed a shrimp fetish. Ended up trying to fuck a shrimp. It didn't work very well and I just ended up jerking off on the shrimp. Felt severely disappointed in myself afterwards.

the shrimp farm meme was for an actual OTC stock, SHMP. if you actually built a shrimp farm in your house, kek

>6 figure work from home
>4 shrimp
cool larp bro wood eat agin

who do you sell the shrimp to? how can i farm shrimp?

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for real? I thought we were just making fun of a silly business plan. I followed along because I legit have a bunch of aquarium shrimp for years. That stock has blown the fuck up by the way

I’m not new of course I’m shrimp farming faggot

based shrimp bro

how do you do it, do you sell to pet stores?

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indeed, whats the next otc winner?

shrimp farm bro is back
>niga how was your scam ICO ?

ill bet 2eth this faggot just went into some asian food spot with aquariums and snapped that pic

ill bet 10 eth

>owns many aquariums
>not farming salmon
>thinks he'll ever make it

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t. noshrimpers

yesss the shrimp meme is back, finally

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shrimp and salmon are bffs in the wild
crop yields are proven higher when farmed TOGETHER
>not knowing this

Checked pairs

Please teach us senpai, I actually have a dream of producing organic fish foods. Is this a real post or just trolling? PLS be real for once

Friend of mine in the aquaculture business says tiger shrimp will hit $75/lb by EOY. Anyone who isn't all in is a fucking fool.

If you can't afford to set up an operation, buy into someone who can.

Shrimp?!

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Do you even autism br0?

no
just no

Based. I have a 10000L setup at home. Made $165k last year. It's still easy to make a killing farming shrimp.

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I'll take 3 please.

What kind of shrimp? Pet or food? Who do you sell to?

There is a tiger shrimp on the blockchain, sirs.

I wish I could say my farm was going strong anons
I really do
But the memes that came out of my business idea were strong and that I'm happy about

is it possible to do this near the great lakes, where the winter season is often brutal?

We generally get 4 good mild temperature months a year during the summer-- Late May- to MAYBE very early September.

In put appreciated.

good idea to diversify some profits into axolotls?

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neocarodina? personal consumption? wtf?

>be depressed, suicidal xanax-addicted incel
>one day I go to my /aq/fag uncle's house for some shit
>he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before
>he offers to get me some
>throw them in a barely cycled tank with some shitty rock
>several shrimp die
>realize that I killed them with my apathy
>realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life
>do research, learn about water parameters and so on
>eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths
>notice a female shrimp carrying eggs
>haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade
>the eggs disappear and I once again think I fucked up
>a few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp
>I suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Jesus
>by this point I live and breathe shrimp
>all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos
>I spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products
>quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending
>start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp
>grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out
>relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself
>I see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp
>for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake
>it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs
>cry like a little bitch when I see it
>mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me
>college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp
>shit they're gonna think I'm autistic
>they actually think my shrimp are really cool
>they start inviting me to their social events
>start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart
>I think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew
We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on you.

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fuckin based
check out my atya gabonensis

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>I own my own tiger shrimp farm

Why not own your own tiger?

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what the fuck did I just read

A copypasta

you must be very smart fren thank you for taking the time to explain that to me

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