Want a new job

>want a new job
>Can't stop doing drugs
>It'll take 2 months to get clean effectively wiping out my savings

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>It'll take 2 months to get clean
lmao just stop taking drugs

>what is fake piss

also, may holy digits bless your thread

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The ham planets who work at those places are so fucking cunts I been caught before so rather not risk losing my license next time

>not sucking cocks for a living
>job provides money and meals

What drugs are you taking?

What job are you looking for that requires drug testing?

If they drug test you you're not aiming high enough

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I see what you did there.

How'd you get caught? How would you legally lose your license for faking a pre-employment piss test? What license?

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

want to get clean fast?
stop eating and drinking
in 5 days you wont even think about drugs.
i did it for 8 days and you get rid of so many bad habits

It was too hot lol I had two handwarmers on it on my sock I thought the temp strip was broken since it wasn't showing up in range kek and I have a CDL class a so it's a bunch of gay stipulations
Wahh wahh no fun allowed kys

Does this work with social anxiety?

yes.
also helps with depression
not trolling joking or shitting
all those things just dont matter anymore after you have gone without food and water for a while.
if you want to to it a bit safer you could go for a normal fast (just take some salt with your water to not feel dizzy after a few days without food)

Get ready to miss the boat for the 3rd time in a row

Plenty of jobs don’t screen. In fact none of the good ones do

Go to NA. Or even AA.

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I've used this before. It works. You're welcome.

>meals
Rich in protein lmao

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>what are blood and hair tests

the jews are taking stool samples, fresh and hot only.

Just live on a very low budget for 2 months. Live/travel in your car for two month if neccesary. You will save some money in the long run by not doing drugs.