/smg/ - Sandwich Market General

in corporate america, sandwich eat you!
FOODOCOLYPSE edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Prigidiggly on SMG:

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GPRO

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GALT

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Jow Forums should be a hub for edumeming folk on long term investment. Think divvies, think steady growth, think scheduled investment and DCA frens. Don't try to beat the market, try to be the market!

GLOBEX

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I can't wait to see what SMG is like when it gets a buyout or partnership.

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Fuck always buy never sell like a good boomer bagholder.

Sell the fucking top, buy the dip.

>try to be the market
>get fucked by bears and bulls every day
2 lewd 4 me

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so you're advocating for VTSAX

I think it'll be a lot of "WAAA WHY DIDN'T I BUY IT" posts

$FTR mooning tomorrow

Too late to get in, but watch the show senpaitachi

Thinking about picking up some cheap BRS (Bristow Group) on the news that they're being sued for misleading investors. Apparently they've got lots of cash on hand.

VTSAX

feeling really comfy every day bros

I am aware it's back up. Damage is done. There is going to be some spooked selling tomorrow.

I think that should be 80 to 90% of the folio in a total stock market tracker and the rest should be speculative. I think people should try and beat the market with a smaller part to keep risk low. Helps understand the market better.

>when you're plus 70% on a gut check purchase
>your entry was 100 dollars
>could've been 10,000 dollars
There's literally no worse feeling.

Even worse, I made 890% on Starbucks calls last year. Only put in $1400. Could've made so much more.

Sometimes I want to sell out of VTSAX and go all in on a good stock I feel strong on and clench my butt.

I question my sanity sometimes. No matter how much I put in, it may never be enough since I know I could have gone all in.

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Feels like the only way to actually make any profit is by using leverage. How much leverage do you use on average ?

I don't do leverage because of the risk/reward skewing.
Liquidation means you expose 100% of your capital and that means you need ridiculous returns to meet that.
If you're asking about leverage under 1 million dollars don't bother.

2x ETFs consistently make it through entire recessions with no problems

its the patricians choice, the drawdowns are worse yes but its no different than buying and holding SPY or QQQ through recessions no matter what

$8 calls on DRV, you'll be making sandwiches in no time.

>Feels like the only way to actually make any profit is by using leverage

Not true. I only use conventional leverage for indices. 2x. Less conventional is trading things like warrants that swing a lot more than the underlying in the same way options do.

All Cattle will burn at the Stake.
Dean Foods +40% tommrow

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That's true but if you are confident in your move and on top of that , set up a stop loss you might not be liquidated in an instant.

>Technical Problem Halts Trading on Oil and S&P 500 Futures

panic?

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MELI beat earnings by 50%, may run a bit in the morning. Overall things look good for it in my eyes, AMZN of a continent that AMZN isn't fighting to get into. Still a small cap with plenty of room for growth. AMZN showing them exactly what does and doesn't work for the last 15 years.

My 401k is up 10% this year.

This actually worries me. I feel like we just delayed a moderate-sized crash last year for a big one later.

Remember to invest spiritually in yourself through the infinite love of Jesus Christ!
Take a deep breath and say a quiet prayer to your Father in Heaven, He'll be happy to hear from you!

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Its way up and we haven't returned to all time highs. The fall was irrational, not the partial climb back up.

I prayed for a sudden and horrific death for anime loving degenerates and trannies.

jebus crash the market

N-not exactly what I hoped for

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Hey you!
Buy some PLUG tomorrow! Earnings are March 6th! Maybe put a few 2$ calls? You might get lucky!

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Based Jesus posters. Persisting in a world that won't hear the very thing it needs the most.

Keeping the faith.

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Exiting all stock positions, this book gave me too much FUD.

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Does gold pay dividends?

>hurr wub r inflazun

Now show me the DOW in whey protein isolate.

Buy PLUG power good sirs

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Too late to buy back into NIO? I sold at 8 a month ago

going minimum to 20

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

mayonnaise is the best sandwich condiment. fight me

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>Pajeet moved to shitting on PLUG

another win for us REFR bros

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REFR madness

I sold one of my stronger stocks (KTOS) at +26% while I still think it will go higher but I was greedy and wanted to make some profit. Now my portfolio went from -0.1% to -10%.

How do I short the Roman Catholic Church?

how do I long stuff white people buy?

AMZN

I have to sell $1500 from my portfolio to pay tuition without taking out loans. Rest in peace my BST and JPM frens

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oh nononono...

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Should I sell JPM or DIS?
I will let kek decide
DIS odds
JPM evens

JPM saved by the benevolence of KEK, DIS is ded

Another user made a thot index a couple weeks back. Consider it.

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Oh fugg that was me. I'll update it right now

i never heard of some of these

LB/EL/HRB/LULU are probably either clothing or pyramid schemes? why is it spelled Addidas? Snapchat lmao. could be good bro but some of thsoe are memes, buying twitter yikes

LB: Victoria's Secret etc.
EL: makeup, shampoo, cosmetics
HRB: tax dodging
LULU: yoga pants

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Updated
In two weeks the THOT index is up about 1.44%

Fuck
Pic related

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now actually buy instead of memeing in excel

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Nice. GOOS got hammered by that government report about weak retail sales in December. I'm still waiting for the revision on that report. I think something got messed up in their accounting.

Oh shit, India and Pakistan are getting in to it. Not clear if things are going to escalate yet:

cnn.com/2019/02/26/india/india-pakistan-line-of-control-incursion-intl/index.html

My friend is telling me that now is the time to get back into 3D printing and he recombobreakered thesis to me.
Wut doez biz thing?

SSYS
DDD
EXONE
VJET
MTLS
PRNT

He also told me to go fomo into SOLO because electric carm memz are the futuri

plz biz inform me and shilll me

are you having a stroke?

The left side of my face says noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

good lord i want to slap that ass so bad

Nah it's still not the one
Pakistan will have difficulty justifying the targets were not of terrorist origin (which of course is irrelevant since Pakistan most likely installed them)

Is your friend also your caretaker?

why reply with no shill or inform?

answer is you are a clucking chicken

What's stock do I buy?

looks like today might be a good day to sell stocks

Why?

Buy high, sell low

I am now opening positions for a cute gf. Please have all your 19 + sisters send me applications.

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Struggling to determine a put option on spy. How far out is the problem. The 270 and 260 have high volume so I believe money can be made there if it dumps Thursday. Playing on short term volatility, how far out should I aim for? Maybe might be simpler to buy TVIX and SQQQ again

me having same problem but for calls X_X

BTMFDMF!!

I’ve concluded TVIX and SQQQ largely benefit from similar index swings except TVIX has more of an upside. So maybe get ito a position in TVIX at open and close tomorrow end of day no matter the cost. Depending on market, maybe SPY put but I will wait for midday.

>AITX

Get on board now before it goes to the moon. Run away with your bags of cash.

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i just had a BM and my stool is very soft this morning. that's not very bullish at all unfortunately.

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I just bought calls yesterday, that's not very bullish either.

If you are on calls that means we just hit the top. Still don't know if I can take a position after the ass fucking I got this week.

Fuck I missed the rally. Hoping for a pull back today lads. What are the chances of getting cheapies?

The fight is for 280 right now. If we break it and stay above it not likely. If we bounce off it (again) I expect some pullback.

super uber bullish OMFG SPY 282 today

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I know 85 year olds and people with significant back problems who don't look as crippled as that guy. What gives?

Gimme a morning dip and then rocket it up there in the afternoon and we have a deal.

All those years stealing people's money. Get's heavy after a while.

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Futures want to open green. We're going to be green like the grass in the spring time.

YAYYA CHK 10%+ earnings!!! weeeeeeeeeee
anyone else get this pump?

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LOW beat on earnings, stock up nearly 5%. Awesome

dean foods is ded

rip

Why did low beat and HD didn't? I bought puts on HD and avoided low.

There's no more food, and our president has been taking bribes from communists.

>SGYP

Damn. Well I guess considering they filed for bankruptcy a while ago it's held up well until now.

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>PLNT

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LOW puts their in store signs in Spanish and English.