/smg/ - Stock Market General

/smg/ should be a hub for edumeming folk on long term investment. Think divvies, think steady growth, think scheduled investment and DCA frens. Don't try to beat the market, try to be the market edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Prigidiggly on SMG:

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first for gambling on options SPY 300 EOD

V T S A X


damn it feels comfy man, guaranteed making it is so cash money of me

weebs should be executed

not a good time to buy in, the escalating India/pakistan situation will cause the market to fall further. Maybe buy LMT

RLGT

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GPRO!!!!

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maybe there will be less weedstock shilling like with REFR

REFR

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LONG GOLD
LONG OIL

Campbells Soup

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China:
Alibaba
NIO
JD

Mining:
Lithium Americas
Kinross
Nilsy

Gambling:
Galaxy Digital

BASED

Thanks Pokemon

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XOM looks like a good buy right now

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

OP knows what i'm talking about

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Hey you!
Buy some PLUG today!
Earnings are March 6th! Maybe pick up some 2$ calls? Don't miss out!

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I sell my SPY and the shit goes up and we get green day.

SAEX

yayay FDP making up for utter disgrace of KHC

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Kek

KYS

what is the point of using tripcodes when the whole point of Jow Forums is to be anonymous

reeeeeeeee how do I fucking get dividends all my shit's innared

You first.

So you can filter them

How much is too much for broker commission?

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kek why are there so many of these beans
here mexican Luffy farmer bean

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>ee sold?
>beegin ze nasdaq short squeeze

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Anything more than .005 per share

"Heh, you don't look too good KHC, let me take your temperature."

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FDP!

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ARRR! the FDP pirates are here for all yer shares of Kraft

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Buy the Bean

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Yeah, me am of thinking he bought FDP

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pure purity

powerful financial magick

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YES MY PCG PUTS ARE RED PILLED

>I sell my SPY and the shit goes up and we get green day.
You are the hero /smg/ needs

What is going on with SBUX today?

EY, get outta here with that magic stuff or ill break ya legs

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Projections are good boss!

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SBUX going through yearly ??? sell off, it cyclical thing for them

short it to $65

Where my commodity bros? Bullish WEAT again this year. Top $7 last year. This growing season doesn't look any better

im in Sugar

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>There are people in this thread right now who are not in all cash or SQQQ

World peace is coming tomorrow at lunch time, and we have the strongest economy in history. Just buy SPY.

NBEV being the little engine that could.

I have Zynga. Do people play Farmville more during good times or bad?

Can you faggots stop making threads before the old one hits the bump limit? You don't get internet points for making threads, you know.

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Bears btfo
>imagine not being full bull before this massive breakout

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Just wait until the inflation monster eats half of your cash holding while me and the /SMG/ boys are celebrating SPY360

No, we make threads around 290 because people stop posting around then because they don't want to post in an almost dead thread

Escapism always takes an upturn during poorer times.

SPY will never go above 279.50 again during our lifetimes. It's the end of history

Nice going team! By the way whats the triangle thing on.... ugh.... I'm feeling funny ever since looking at that thing..... uhhhhh *honk* w-whats happening to me.....?? *honk* ...... *honk honk honk* hehehahaha

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THIS! We're going strait to SPY $300 in like 2 weeks.

Subjugglated

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>PCG

About fucking time.

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>thinking the bump limit is 300

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>NVAX back up

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I hope they don't publish results until after the 15th, I desperately want these calls to expire

Here we go boys, GLD wave 3 down in full effect. $500 per ounce gold end of year.

What is their fucking problem?

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It's bullshit. CURE is the only reason I'm red today. Fuck this shit

Why would you possibly think gold is going to decrease in price?

VTSAX gang, how do we keep from being bored? If I have $80k in VTSAX, and $30k in QQQ, and I want $800k, what do?

It's in high supply and people don't need it anymore (low demand). Price is going to continue to drop further and further.

just keep buying

VTSAX is the ultimate fund for people who TRULY will make it, you might as well be 100% VTSAX from age 16 to 5 years before your retiring, then move into bonds each by year as necessary

Thoughts on WATT? I made a killing shorting it last year but looking at it now it might be in a position to moon in a few years

>people don't need gold anymore
>it's in high supply
I see why you're called bagholder now.

based and VTSAXpilled

It tanked 23% today alone. Catching a falling knife and what not.

Play with a small portion of your portfolio in individual stocks. Like less than 15%. Gives you something to watch and learn with on the day to day grind.

If you discover thats not for you to speculate then you will find a new liking for the quiet serenity and beauty of VTSAX.

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Im here to shill TEUM

Yeah I noticed. I’m looking at long term for energous once it stops dicking around

why isnt the market imploding over impending nuclear war

There is Congress shitposting on healthcare or something

Bili starting to rebound ahead of earnings in a hour

Still good time to come in for an overnight mooning

Shut up Crowley, you massive pseud

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There is no pending nuclear war. That whole thing is a psy-op to distract small spec from the world peace that's being negotiated in Viet-fucking-nam.

Market realized it is between fucking curry niggers and paki sandniggers
Literally nothing of value will be lost

That's the worst time to buy.

LCI filed a confidential treatment order. Any thoughts on what that could mean?

Acquisition? Merger?

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implying N.K will ever give up nukes. Bolton literally said something like "we would like to see a Libya model of denuclearinzation." Trumpers are the worst at comprehending global power politics.

Norks don't need nukes, they need some McDonald's and Democracy. First Lil' Kim will give up the nukes and then the N. Korean people will have free and open elections.

Ezmoney

If you plan to buy and hold assuming the same expense ratio/fees for both and they both track the same thing, which is better to have in a taxable brokerage account, an index fund, or the ETF version of it.

etf

Index funds so you can buy partial shares and be just a tad more efficient.

Your better off doing an options spread when prices are this ephemeral

this
and this

SHOULD I GO ALL IN KO RIGHT NOW?!

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How many stocks do I reasonably need to buy to make $6000 a quarter. Pref dividends.

If you plan on reinvesting into the same security/structure, index fund. Otherwise ETF since it's easier to dump your bags in the case there's some weird fuckery going on with the fund's management.

Well over $200k

UNH IS SHIT

buy $400k of T

trust warren and the obese american populace

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